capybeera
@capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com
liquored up, lacquered down
Aubrey waking up after drinking several bottles of wine and wondering "damn I feel kinda off today I wonder how that happened" is an extremely mid-20s thing to do
started reading master and commander im really becoming my father
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Aubrey waking up after drinking several bottles of wine and wondering "damn I feel kinda off today I wonder how that happened" is an extremely mid-20s thing to do
started reading master and commander im really becoming my father
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
started reading master and commander im really becoming my father
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
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i showed him a vhs video tape on a crt tv and he immediately reinvented standing too close to the tv, lcd hdtv flatscreens have never had this effect on children in my house, this is old magic that is being lost
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i showed him a vhs video tape on a crt tv and he immediately reinvented standing too close to the tv, lcd hdtv flatscreens have never had this effect on children in my house, this is old magic that is being lost
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
back on my bullshit (started a new bloodborne file at 1am)
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
back on my bullshit (started a new bloodborne file at 1am)
surely taking a nap at 7:18pm is a good idea
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
surely taking a nap at 7:18pm is a good idea
its gotta have the "salad" which is just iceberg lettuce, a few slivers of carrot, and a watery dressing or its not real seattle teriyaki. bonus points towards genuineness if the salad gets wilted in the container due to the steam from the rice and meat
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
its gotta have the "salad" which is just iceberg lettuce, a few slivers of carrot, and a watery dressing or its not real seattle teriyaki. bonus points towards genuineness if the salad gets wilted in the container due to the steam from the rice and meat
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You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue
it's big beer Friday
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
it's big beer Friday
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
more like fart raiders
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
more like fart raiders
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C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:
a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
ALT: a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
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November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:
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humanoid robotics should be used for this and only this
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
humanoid robotics should be used for this and only this
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Wizard and Glass, Dark Tower Book 4 - Stephen King
March 2, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Wizard and Glass, Dark Tower Book 4 - Stephen King
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"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come to pass"
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback
January 3, 2024 at 6:10 AM
"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come to pass"
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
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cackled at this on the broadcast
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
cackled at this on the broadcast
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“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”
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WELCOME TO HELL IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING US OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WELCOME TO HELL IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING US OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES
i think i gotta put Tess from Barbarian up there with Ripley as one of my favorite horror movie protagonists of all time
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i think i gotta put Tess from Barbarian up there with Ripley as one of my favorite horror movie protagonists of all time
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there's nothing more sacred about a person than what their deal is
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
there's nothing more sacred about a person than what their deal is
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I think first saw this meme in 2008
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think first saw this meme in 2008