capybeera
@capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com
liquored up, lacquered down
flying out to visit @pabstblueronin.bsky.social in Minneapolis
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
flying out to visit @pabstblueronin.bsky.social in Minneapolis
it's small beer saturday
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
it's small beer saturday
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[fumbling with the pin of a discourse grenade like Greg Bovino] Does the general strike tomorrow include sex work?
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
[fumbling with the pin of a discourse grenade like Greg Bovino] Does the general strike tomorrow include sex work?
ate an entire potato-worth of oven fries and 4 buffalo chicken tenders i feel like im gonna die
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
ate an entire potato-worth of oven fries and 4 buffalo chicken tenders i feel like im gonna die
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the bears and rams watching this game like jesse and walter white watching tuco beat a man to death
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the bears and rams watching this game like jesse and walter white watching tuco beat a man to death
let's fucking go lmao
breaking out the wife's Shaun Alexander jersey for this one
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
let's fucking go lmao
breaking out the wife's Shaun Alexander jersey for this one
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
breaking out the wife's Shaun Alexander jersey for this one
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Feds at the quarry in NE Minneapolis right now. They stopped a catering truck then left when whistles started. Two trucks still parked. Reported to ICE OUT. Bluesky is having trouble with the video
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Feds at the quarry in NE Minneapolis right now. They stopped a catering truck then left when whistles started. Two trucks still parked. Reported to ICE OUT. Bluesky is having trouble with the video
i feel like i picked the wrong month to not drink this year
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
i feel like i picked the wrong month to not drink this year
ok man. I'm gonna keep talking to the gun owner i've know for 20+ years who is rightfully afraid his in-laws can be abducted by masked goons. but im sure whatever youre doing is good too!
Centrism is cowardice. They are not valuable. There is no center
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
ok man. I'm gonna keep talking to the gun owner i've know for 20+ years who is rightfully afraid his in-laws can be abducted by masked goons. but im sure whatever youre doing is good too!
why aren't you using God's perfect widemouth water bottle?
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
why aren't you using God's perfect widemouth water bottle?
nrw and showing Dad for the first time:
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
nrw and showing Dad for the first time:
I'm gonna meet a rhino tomorrow
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'm gonna meet a rhino tomorrow
this whole poptart mascot sacrifice thing is going to cross over from silly and still kinda funny to cringe and overplayed in one years time, mark my words. they're leaning too hard into the bit it's simply not sustainable
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
this whole poptart mascot sacrifice thing is going to cross over from silly and still kinda funny to cringe and overplayed in one years time, mark my words. they're leaning too hard into the bit it's simply not sustainable
gonna start calling the homies "my dear"
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
gonna start calling the homies "my dear"
he is guarding the presents and the stockings (with care)
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
he is guarding the presents and the stockings (with care)
blackface jumpscare btw
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
blackface jumpscare btw
now seated for
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
now seated for
nrw in preparation for tomorrow
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
nrw in preparation for tomorrow
RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST