Captain Dolphineas Poppy
@captainpoppy.bsky.social
Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.
Winter, no waves and my favourite surf beach is still the bell of the ball! ❤️🥰
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Winter, no waves and my favourite surf beach is still the bell of the ball! ❤️🥰
So it seems Curacao as made it into the World Cup!
I am Canadian but I spent some small time on the island diving. I am a surfer and swimmer and not much of a soccer dude. However, I felt in love with Curacao pretty hard so I’m getting the shirt and hat and following my team! Go Team Curacao!
I am Canadian but I spent some small time on the island diving. I am a surfer and swimmer and not much of a soccer dude. However, I felt in love with Curacao pretty hard so I’m getting the shirt and hat and following my team! Go Team Curacao!
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So it seems Curacao as made it into the World Cup!
I am Canadian but I spent some small time on the island diving. I am a surfer and swimmer and not much of a soccer dude. However, I felt in love with Curacao pretty hard so I’m getting the shirt and hat and following my team! Go Team Curacao!
I am Canadian but I spent some small time on the island diving. I am a surfer and swimmer and not much of a soccer dude. However, I felt in love with Curacao pretty hard so I’m getting the shirt and hat and following my team! Go Team Curacao!
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I will never travel to the US until the nazi regime is over. I wont buy a US product until the annexation of my country has stopped coming out of their presidents pie hole. But when this is all over and things are good again, I am planning to visit Portland and spend some tourist time and money.
October 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I will never travel to the US until the nazi regime is over. I wont buy a US product until the annexation of my country has stopped coming out of their presidents pie hole. But when this is all over and things are good again, I am planning to visit Portland and spend some tourist time and money.
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92 and still got it! 😃
October 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
92 and still got it! 😃
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Steve has no boundaries 😂
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Steve has no boundaries 😂
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I love this article. It describes Drumpf well
"Behold the festering carcass...."
"Behold the festering carcass...."
October 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I love this article. It describes Drumpf well
"Behold the festering carcass...."
"Behold the festering carcass...."
God Damn it, I forgot to rapture!
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
God Damn it, I forgot to rapture!
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I’m not advocating ignoring it all, but remember to take time out every now and then ❤️
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m not advocating ignoring it all, but remember to take time out every now and then ❤️
Those folks from south central Germany ( Kallstadt, Saxe-Coburg ) sure know how to get the moneys! But seriously odd looking creatures.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Those folks from south central Germany ( Kallstadt, Saxe-Coburg ) sure know how to get the moneys! But seriously odd looking creatures.
I mean I guess I really don’t care but why does she keep wearing felt hub caps as a hat. “We off to see the king the English, better grab one of my trademark spy vs spy hats.”
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I mean I guess I really don’t care but why does she keep wearing felt hub caps as a hat. “We off to see the king the English, better grab one of my trademark spy vs spy hats.”
Just shipped off my Elfo to their first living away from home for a 4 month chunk as a intern scientist. (Marine Biology)
It’s the kid that cuts the apron strings not the Mom or Dad. I’m so very proud and excited for them! Been two hours and I miss them so much already.
Adventure Time Elfo ❤️!
It’s the kid that cuts the apron strings not the Mom or Dad. I’m so very proud and excited for them! Been two hours and I miss them so much already.
Adventure Time Elfo ❤️!
September 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just shipped off my Elfo to their first living away from home for a 4 month chunk as a intern scientist. (Marine Biology)
It’s the kid that cuts the apron strings not the Mom or Dad. I’m so very proud and excited for them! Been two hours and I miss them so much already.
Adventure Time Elfo ❤️!
It’s the kid that cuts the apron strings not the Mom or Dad. I’m so very proud and excited for them! Been two hours and I miss them so much already.
Adventure Time Elfo ❤️!
Today I was that surfer catching every wave and surfing it to the beach. I may never do it again, I don't know, but now at least once in my life I was that old dude who caught all the waves lol 😂
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today I was that surfer catching every wave and surfing it to the beach. I may never do it again, I don't know, but now at least once in my life I was that old dude who caught all the waves lol 😂
I have been enjoying this book on sailing quotes very much. At times, when I particularly enjoyed a certain passage, I have found myself patting the page like it was an adorable loving pet.
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I have been enjoying this book on sailing quotes very much. At times, when I particularly enjoyed a certain passage, I have found myself patting the page like it was an adorable loving pet.
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BEAUTIFUL people with a BEAUTIFUL message ❤️
YT: Yessdream
YT: Yessdream
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
BEAUTIFUL people with a BEAUTIFUL message ❤️
YT: Yessdream
YT: Yessdream
One of my favourite surf beaches, my main squeeze if you like. Storm waves kept this old beach bum dry and out of the water today. So magical to watch though.
August 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One of my favourite surf beaches, my main squeeze if you like. Storm waves kept this old beach bum dry and out of the water today. So magical to watch though.
If you like weird things, Captain D Poppy sells weird haunted treasure. Be sure to hunt me down for treasure!
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you like weird things, Captain D Poppy sells weird haunted treasure. Be sure to hunt me down for treasure!
The surf forecast is in…
Contacting me in the next four or five days might prove a little difficult…
Contacting me in the next four or five days might prove a little difficult…
August 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The surf forecast is in…
Contacting me in the next four or five days might prove a little difficult…
Contacting me in the next four or five days might prove a little difficult…
I just put in a gruelling 8 hour shift of swimming, surfing, boogie boarding and napping. Water is 18 c the Air is 25 c ❤️🦦.
Sorry I don’t time to chase extra money today , I am a semi professional card carrying beach bum, stuff to do ya know!
Sorry I don’t time to chase extra money today , I am a semi professional card carrying beach bum, stuff to do ya know!
August 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just put in a gruelling 8 hour shift of swimming, surfing, boogie boarding and napping. Water is 18 c the Air is 25 c ❤️🦦.
Sorry I don’t time to chase extra money today , I am a semi professional card carrying beach bum, stuff to do ya know!
Sorry I don’t time to chase extra money today , I am a semi professional card carrying beach bum, stuff to do ya know!
Such an awesome summer read find. Several severe snorts of coffee threw my nose already. Kicking it late 1800’s Brazilian style.
August 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Such an awesome summer read find. Several severe snorts of coffee threw my nose already. Kicking it late 1800’s Brazilian style.