Captain Dolphineas Poppy
captainpoppy.bsky.social
Captain Dolphineas Poppy
@captainpoppy.bsky.social
Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And yet navy otters are free to do as they please.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I can hear discs slowly dissolve into a dry dust.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I know mine is as hard as a shell.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nordic Capitalism
Best system yet!
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Team Otter for the win!
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bluesky, email and real life seems enough for me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The perfect quest! I’m in.
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I for one am with team orca.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I believe there is a project in the works to reshoot the entire series but recasting all the roles with real cats in an attempt to once again capture the elusive cat market.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Vance, go ahead save some couch humping calories by shutting your pie hole, no one in Canada 🇨🇦 gives a shit about you or what you have to say.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My illusion of free will in a determinist world is enough possible for me.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well I was thinking maybe when Trump is gone, I would consider a trip to the States again….. nope, Bonne Chance and good luck with your country.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I do and I apologize.
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
His entire approach is to lie and smile so he appears to have the superior secret knowledge, which he doesn’t. If mortgage rates are down but house prices are up, nothing has changed. If you have a chance to have a fifty year mortgage you have the chance to pay twice as much for your asset.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When I am not being a fictional Sea Captain, I drive a city bus on the east coast. The same here I’m afraid. The issue is there’s a job I have to do and I’m not trained to do social work. I try though. I also know librarians are under the same pressures and likely even more.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A social worker for larger bus terminals might be handy as well.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What if, and I’m just spitballin’ here, what if you guys made her your president.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I thought I’d watch 5 minutes of this…. ended up watching the entire interview. Thanks for posting this.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wow. As an outsider to your country, it shocks me to see such uncouth, badly educated and unsophisticated clodpolls and cretins running your country.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Tariffs push the prices up for sure, but don’t except corporations to lower the prices now they have raised them ( for any reason).
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM