Cpt. Jean Luc Discard
@captaindiscard.bsky.social
Nerd, Player of Games, Rock Trainer, Engineer of Sorts, Keeper of Ancient Lore, Displayer of flags 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴☠️, Maker of Lists
AI actors will never take off. What producer is going to hire an actor they can't sexually assault.
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
AI actors will never take off. What producer is going to hire an actor they can't sexually assault.
Spotted in Waterstones
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Spotted in Waterstones
Opening shot of a marquee, draped with bunting. Nole: Hello and welcome to Make Off, where we'll be exchanging the flour and icing for broken promises and flat pints. Can our contestants restore a faded empire, or will the only thing to crumble be their plans? Welcome to the Make Britain Great Off!
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Opening shot of a marquee, draped with bunting. Nole: Hello and welcome to Make Off, where we'll be exchanging the flour and icing for broken promises and flat pints. Can our contestants restore a faded empire, or will the only thing to crumble be their plans? Welcome to the Make Britain Great Off!
Musk to UK far right: "fight back, or die"
How is this not an insightment to violence...
How is this not an insightment to violence...
September 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Musk to UK far right: "fight back, or die"
How is this not an insightment to violence...
How is this not an insightment to violence...
Since the UK far-right are so concerned that white people will become a minority, surely they'd be invested in protecting the ECHR so they don't get put in concentration camps, or whatever it is they're afraid of.
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Since the UK far-right are so concerned that white people will become a minority, surely they'd be invested in protecting the ECHR so they don't get put in concentration camps, or whatever it is they're afraid of.
Isn't it ironic that 'isn't it ironic' contains no examples of irony.
September 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Isn't it ironic that 'isn't it ironic' contains no examples of irony.
Remember folks, if your variable doesn't make sense as a negative value, you should be using unsigned int.
I got an integer overflow on Slay the Spire, and it totally broke combat until I overflowed it back to a positive number.
I got an integer overflow on Slay the Spire, and it totally broke combat until I overflowed it back to a positive number.
August 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Remember folks, if your variable doesn't make sense as a negative value, you should be using unsigned int.
I got an integer overflow on Slay the Spire, and it totally broke combat until I overflowed it back to a positive number.
I got an integer overflow on Slay the Spire, and it totally broke combat until I overflowed it back to a positive number.
If a tree falls in a forest and only an AI model trains off it does it make a sound?
August 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If a tree falls in a forest and only an AI model trains off it does it make a sound?
Githubs down. Take the rest of the day off folk!
August 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Githubs down. Take the rest of the day off folk!
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Sounds like a plan
February 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sounds like a plan
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Intersex people are as common as redheads, so claiming 'women can't have penises' or 'men can't have ovaries' is as absurd as denying the existence of redheads.
January 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Intersex people are as common as redheads, so claiming 'women can't have penises' or 'men can't have ovaries' is as absurd as denying the existence of redheads.
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Starting 2025 being crystal clear
January 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Starting 2025 being crystal clear
Me learning some basic music: A minor and C major have the exact same notes?! What kind of god would allow that?!
January 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Me learning some basic music: A minor and C major have the exact same notes?! What kind of god would allow that?!
Watched The Polar Express this Christmas... that film is an edit away from being an Elderich Horror Masterpiece
December 29, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Watched The Polar Express this Christmas... that film is an edit away from being an Elderich Horror Masterpiece
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for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop bill murray into a film he should have been in.
December 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop bill murray into a film he should have been in.
Since it's origin is Dawkins book on Memetics, shouldn't Meme pronounced Meh-meh?
December 20, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Since it's origin is Dawkins book on Memetics, shouldn't Meme pronounced Meh-meh?
Should we be concerned that the elite are buying elections and are openly declaring their intent to do so? Are Liberal democracies about to become boot lickers? Are we steam rolling past over a climate tipping point? This and so much more on this week's episode of Everything's Fucking Fucked!
December 19, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Should we be concerned that the elite are buying elections and are openly declaring their intent to do so? Are Liberal democracies about to become boot lickers? Are we steam rolling past over a climate tipping point? This and so much more on this week's episode of Everything's Fucking Fucked!
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a terrible wandering monster
December 13, 2024 at 10:06 PM
a terrible wandering monster
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Is there an open source software maintainer in your life? Are you one?
GitHub has a private community you can apply for at maintainers.github.com!
Folks discuss common problems/solutions, there’s a direct line to GitHub product & betas, and I post funding opportunities.
Spread the word please :)
GitHub has a private community you can apply for at maintainers.github.com!
Folks discuss common problems/solutions, there’s a direct line to GitHub product & betas, and I post funding opportunities.
Spread the word please :)
Maintainer Community
maintainers.github.com
December 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Is there an open source software maintainer in your life? Are you one?
GitHub has a private community you can apply for at maintainers.github.com!
Folks discuss common problems/solutions, there’s a direct line to GitHub product & betas, and I post funding opportunities.
Spread the word please :)
GitHub has a private community you can apply for at maintainers.github.com!
Folks discuss common problems/solutions, there’s a direct line to GitHub product & betas, and I post funding opportunities.
Spread the word please :)
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In Return of the Jedi, on Endor C3P0 lures a bunch of storm troopers over by announcing 'We surrender' moments before they ambush the hapless troopers. This is an act of perfidy and a war crime.
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 AM
In Return of the Jedi, on Endor C3P0 lures a bunch of storm troopers over by announcing 'We surrender' moments before they ambush the hapless troopers. This is an act of perfidy and a war crime.
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AI is amazing and has progressed 100000x in just 6 month!!! This new model can do everything!!!!
"Make a picture of a sad person saying hello people"
"Make a picture of a sad person saying hello people"
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 AM
AI is amazing and has progressed 100000x in just 6 month!!! This new model can do everything!!!!
"Make a picture of a sad person saying hello people"
"Make a picture of a sad person saying hello people"