Cpt. Jean Luc Discard
@captaindiscard.bsky.social
Nerd, Player of Games, Rock Trainer, Engineer of Sorts, Keeper of Ancient Lore, Displayer of flags 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴☠️, Maker of Lists
Noel: Tommy Robinson! Now what's your approach to Soverignty week?
Tommy: I'm making a sponge but with British ingredients.
N: The sugar's from Brazil, Tommy.
[Tommy glares at the packet, empties the sugar into a bowl, performativly walks outside and lobs it while Kier applauds his right to protest]
Tommy: I'm making a sponge but with British ingredients.
N: The sugar's from Brazil, Tommy.
[Tommy glares at the packet, empties the sugar into a bowl, performativly walks outside and lobs it while Kier applauds his right to protest]
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Noel: Tommy Robinson! Now what's your approach to Soverignty week?
Tommy: I'm making a sponge but with British ingredients.
N: The sugar's from Brazil, Tommy.
[Tommy glares at the packet, empties the sugar into a bowl, performativly walks outside and lobs it while Kier applauds his right to protest]
Tommy: I'm making a sponge but with British ingredients.
N: The sugar's from Brazil, Tommy.
[Tommy glares at the packet, empties the sugar into a bowl, performativly walks outside and lobs it while Kier applauds his right to protest]
Alison: Next we've got leader of the opposition, not you Kemi [Kemi smiles but clearly dead inside] Nigel Farrage!
Nigel: Im going to be making a British classic, triffle, with cigarette cream, ale custard, fish jam, and German Stolen.
A: That doesn't sound very British
N: The fish and bullshit are
Nigel: Im going to be making a British classic, triffle, with cigarette cream, ale custard, fish jam, and German Stolen.
A: That doesn't sound very British
N: The fish and bullshit are
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alison: Next we've got leader of the opposition, not you Kemi [Kemi smiles but clearly dead inside] Nigel Farrage!
Nigel: Im going to be making a British classic, triffle, with cigarette cream, ale custard, fish jam, and German Stolen.
A: That doesn't sound very British
N: The fish and bullshit are
Nigel: Im going to be making a British classic, triffle, with cigarette cream, ale custard, fish jam, and German Stolen.
A: That doesn't sound very British
N: The fish and bullshit are
First up is the current leader of the Labour party, Kier Starmer.
Noel: So Kier, what are you making for your signature.
Kier: This week im baking my Dissatisfaction Souffle, no flavour, inoffensive, will collapse under pressure.
Noel: That's bold!
Kier: I hope not, don't want to be devisive.
Noel: So Kier, what are you making for your signature.
Kier: This week im baking my Dissatisfaction Souffle, no flavour, inoffensive, will collapse under pressure.
Noel: That's bold!
Kier: I hope not, don't want to be devisive.
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
First up is the current leader of the Labour party, Kier Starmer.
Noel: So Kier, what are you making for your signature.
Kier: This week im baking my Dissatisfaction Souffle, no flavour, inoffensive, will collapse under pressure.
Noel: That's bold!
Kier: I hope not, don't want to be devisive.
Noel: So Kier, what are you making for your signature.
Kier: This week im baking my Dissatisfaction Souffle, no flavour, inoffensive, will collapse under pressure.
Noel: That's bold!
Kier: I hope not, don't want to be devisive.
Alison: This week its Soverignty week. That's right, the tastiest of political jargon whipped up into an ahistoric, afactual hot mess. But who can capitalise on over a decade of post brexit resentment and deliver on the goods? Let's see what our our contestants are up to for their signature!
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alison: This week its Soverignty week. That's right, the tastiest of political jargon whipped up into an ahistoric, afactual hot mess. But who can capitalise on over a decade of post brexit resentment and deliver on the goods? Let's see what our our contestants are up to for their signature!
Cut out the middleperson. Just drink Absolute Vodka, they've probably got a cabbage flavour.
August 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cut out the middleperson. Just drink Absolute Vodka, they've probably got a cabbage flavour.
Linux vs. Windows Newline character?
August 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Linux vs. Windows Newline character?
JFC, how much would you be happy paying for the fire brigade?!
The fire brigade have early retirement is because the're unionised. Nothing to do with them being a public service...
They cost the UK less than 4 billion last year, ending early retirement is hardly going to save billions you plumb!
The fire brigade have early retirement is because the're unionised. Nothing to do with them being a public service...
They cost the UK less than 4 billion last year, ending early retirement is hardly going to save billions you plumb!
January 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
JFC, how much would you be happy paying for the fire brigade?!
The fire brigade have early retirement is because the're unionised. Nothing to do with them being a public service...
They cost the UK less than 4 billion last year, ending early retirement is hardly going to save billions you plumb!
The fire brigade have early retirement is because the're unionised. Nothing to do with them being a public service...
They cost the UK less than 4 billion last year, ending early retirement is hardly going to save billions you plumb!
Do you don't know how much it costs, or what you be happy to pay for it?
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Do you don't know how much it costs, or what you be happy to pay for it?
Are you arguing that because you have no idea what they do it's a failed service? Can you name a for-profit company who does a better service? I have used them at work one but I don't actually work on a boat...
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Are you arguing that because you have no idea what they do it's a failed service? Can you name a for-profit company who does a better service? I have used them at work one but I don't actually work on a boat...
But how much should it cost? Can you say how much you'd be happy to pay for a fire service?
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
But how much should it cost? Can you say how much you'd be happy to pay for a fire service?
How much should the fire brigade cost a nation? More roadside assistance guys dying is not necessarily an indication that the work is more dangerous, but that their employers are not doing an adequate job of protecting them like... the fire service does...
January 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How much should the fire brigade cost a nation? More roadside assistance guys dying is not necessarily an indication that the work is more dangerous, but that their employers are not doing an adequate job of protecting them like... the fire service does...
Hydrographic office
January 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hydrographic office