Hubert Cumberdale
@captainblue.bsky.social
Smells of soot and poo. Part of the “Anti Growth Coalition”, apparently.
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Away in a tower
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Away in a tower
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
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I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and the famous dunes. In total, I managed 300km whilst […]
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Stats
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
November 2025 Stats
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack of cartilage and arthritis in […]
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
November 2025 Stats
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and the famous dunes. In total, I managed 300km whilst we were there (plus some walking/hiking).
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Stats
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
November 2025 Stats
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack of cartilage and arthritis in that knee. The consultant then told me, "no swimming and no saunas" - due to the infection risk - and "no running at all, ever, no cycling for a week, and drastically reduce my step count", all for the first week of December.
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 2025 Stats
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
Longest Ride
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Longest Ride
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of the California Alps – Death Ride®" course crosses three Sierra Nevada mountain passes, for a total of six highly categorized climbs.
richardhmorris.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Longest Ride
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and I’ve […]
richardtherider.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and I've even enjoyed a Group Ride with Wout van Aert (from the pro cycling…
richardtherider.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Oh dear! It looks as though Musk’s cesspit is clogged today.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh dear! It looks as though Musk’s cesspit is clogged today.
Could @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social please have a word with their colleagues about Children In Need?
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Could @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social please have a word with their colleagues about Children In Need?
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
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This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.
Nigel Farage doesn’t care about losing in Caerphilly. He’s still getting all the publicity and he’s the only thing he cares about. He wouldn’t want to be Prime Minister because he’d actually have to work whilst being paid less than he can grift now and we all know what a lazy fucker he is.
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Nigel Farage doesn’t care about losing in Caerphilly. He’s still getting all the publicity and he’s the only thing he cares about. He wouldn’t want to be Prime Minister because he’d actually have to work whilst being paid less than he can grift now and we all know what a lazy fucker he is.
Maybe they should just stick to assault, DV and taken bribes from Russia? That's all fine, apparently. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform suspends four Kent councillors after Guardian publishes leaked video of fierce infighting
Members of Reform’s flagship county council will be investigated after ‘evidence that they brought the party into disrepute’
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Maybe they should just stick to assault, DV and taken bribes from Russia? That's all fine, apparently. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
It’s clear to me what Trump is up to:
1. Stir up dissent.
2. Make up claims about violence and crime.
3. Send in the troops.
4. Declare a national state of emergency.
5. Suspend elections as they’re too dangerous in such a time of emergency.
6. Cling on to power.
7. Continue enriching Trumps
1. Stir up dissent.
2. Make up claims about violence and crime.
3. Send in the troops.
4. Declare a national state of emergency.
5. Suspend elections as they’re too dangerous in such a time of emergency.
6. Cling on to power.
7. Continue enriching Trumps
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It’s clear to me what Trump is up to:
1. Stir up dissent.
2. Make up claims about violence and crime.
3. Send in the troops.
4. Declare a national state of emergency.
5. Suspend elections as they’re too dangerous in such a time of emergency.
6. Cling on to power.
7. Continue enriching Trumps
1. Stir up dissent.
2. Make up claims about violence and crime.
3. Send in the troops.
4. Declare a national state of emergency.
5. Suspend elections as they’re too dangerous in such a time of emergency.
6. Cling on to power.
7. Continue enriching Trumps
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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Times, page 14.
On page 2 they had an article about how Reform would win a majority if the election was held now.
On page 2 they had an article about how Reform would win a majority if the election was held now.
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Times, page 14.
On page 2 they had an article about how Reform would win a majority if the election was held now.
On page 2 they had an article about how Reform would win a majority if the election was held now.
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They should just tie a weekly raffle in to the ID card, people would sign up in an instant if there was a chance of some cash, a bottle of booze or a chance to kick Farage in the spuds.
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
They should just tie a weekly raffle in to the ID card, people would sign up in an instant if there was a chance of some cash, a bottle of booze or a chance to kick Farage in the spuds.
If you see this, post a photo of a bridge.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If you see this, post a photo of a bridge.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
If you see this quote with a concert picture you took
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you see this quote with a concert picture you took
Quote with a GIF you can hear
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Quote with a GIF you can hear