CannibusLecter
@cannibuslecter.bsky.social
Frivolous Penis Haver
In love with Joan K.
In love with Joan K.
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One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument
February 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument
replacing my wife with something plant based.
February 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
replacing my wife with something plant based.
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sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
just the usual monthly reminder to attractive women that i am an ally.
February 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
just the usual monthly reminder to attractive women that i am an ally.
it’s turtles all the way down except for this one kid Elon put there.
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it’s turtles all the way down except for this one kid Elon put there.
I don't hate my wife for being a woman, i hate my wife for being a person.
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't hate my wife for being a woman, i hate my wife for being a person.
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
the plane it crash because Joe Biden do masturbate
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the plane it crash because Joe Biden do masturbate
good news for detained aliens: Trump is in the process of developing a new property tentatively to be named Guantanamo del Lago
January 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
good news for detained aliens: Trump is in the process of developing a new property tentatively to be named Guantanamo del Lago
choosing violence because it’s economical.
January 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
choosing violence because it’s economical.
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Back when I was young, eggs and toilet paper were so plentiful and cheap, we used to buy them and throw them at the houses of our enemies.
January 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Back when I was young, eggs and toilet paper were so plentiful and cheap, we used to buy them and throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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got fired from the dick sucking factory for doing it harmonica style
January 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
got fired from the dick sucking factory for doing it harmonica style
Breaking News: credible allegations that Little Bunny Foo Foo has bopped numerous women on the head. with his penis.
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Breaking News: credible allegations that Little Bunny Foo Foo has bopped numerous women on the head. with his penis.
in the midst of all the chaos and confusion, neither the U.S nor Mexico noticed when DeShawn crept in and named the Gulf after himself.
January 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in the midst of all the chaos and confusion, neither the U.S nor Mexico noticed when DeShawn crept in and named the Gulf after himself.
all my life i’ve been suspicious of people who are emotionally available. like, i don’t know what my wife is up to, but i am going to find out.
January 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
all my life i’ve been suspicious of people who are emotionally available. like, i don’t know what my wife is up to, but i am going to find out.
a website for pirates: "Rate the Cut of Me Jib"
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
a website for pirates: "Rate the Cut of Me Jib"
we need to take over Mexico and then make ourselves pay for that wall.
January 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
we need to take over Mexico and then make ourselves pay for that wall.
[horror movie about a man with a tiny penis]: “the LOL is coming from inside my spouse.”
January 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
[horror movie about a man with a tiny penis]: “the LOL is coming from inside my spouse.”
this is Donald Trump’s America now [farts]
[second fart]
[second fart]
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
this is Donald Trump’s America now [farts]
[second fart]
[second fart]
Trump Administration Journal Day 1: Decided to keep a journal of the next 4 years. Jerked off today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trump Administration Journal Day 1: Decided to keep a journal of the next 4 years. Jerked off today.
people are like "it doesn't cost anything to be nice" but i did the math and it's like $300 each time.
January 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
people are like "it doesn't cost anything to be nice" but i did the math and it's like $300 each time.
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Microdosing hell by living in America
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Microdosing hell by living in America
friendly reminder that your mom is now referred to as a sex worker.
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
friendly reminder that your mom is now referred to as a sex worker.
a French guy said comme ci comme ça to me and i punched him.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
a French guy said comme ci comme ça to me and i punched him.