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No matter how nice it looks, a beaver will eat your face.
My 150 lbs dog has started eating shit. If anyone wants to borrow him for a White House tour let me know.
March 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My 150 lbs dog has started eating shit. If anyone wants to borrow him for a White House tour let me know.
The son of God himself could drop to earth, take over the Liberal party of Canada, become PM and there would be "Fuck Jesus" flags on jacked up trucks within a week.
March 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The son of God himself could drop to earth, take over the Liberal party of Canada, become PM and there would be "Fuck Jesus" flags on jacked up trucks within a week.
Do you ever do something ridiculous over and over again only because it’s routine. Not often, maybe once or twice a year and you don’t even know why, because logically it makes no sense at all? I’m just curious. Anyway happy change the clocks ahead day.
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Do you ever do something ridiculous over and over again only because it’s routine. Not often, maybe once or twice a year and you don’t even know why, because logically it makes no sense at all? I’m just curious. Anyway happy change the clocks ahead day.
Happiest Birthday to this completely insane Canadian. I hope you have a an incredible day @bubblyt.bsky.social love ya 🎂🥰
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happiest Birthday to this completely insane Canadian. I hope you have a an incredible day @bubblyt.bsky.social love ya 🎂🥰
Me: “Good morning my beautiful girl.”
Wife: “Are you talking to me or the dog?”
Me: “Yes.”
Wife: “Are you talking to me or the dog?”
Me: “Yes.”
January 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me: “Good morning my beautiful girl.”
Wife: “Are you talking to me or the dog?”
Me: “Yes.”
Wife: “Are you talking to me or the dog?”
Me: “Yes.”
Just call me avocado, because I’m a good fat.
January 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just call me avocado, because I’m a good fat.
The fatherly urge to say “See you next year.” To everyone I speak to over the next 4 and a half days.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
The fatherly urge to say “See you next year.” To everyone I speak to over the next 4 and a half days.
“How your email finds me.”
~Fritter
~Fritter
December 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
“How your email finds me.”
~Fritter
~Fritter
What is a song that is played at every wedding reception? I’ll start the list
-Mony Mony, Billy Idol
-The Heart of Rock & Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
-Mony Mony, Billy Idol
-The Heart of Rock & Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
December 23, 2024 at 2:53 PM
What is a song that is played at every wedding reception? I’ll start the list
-Mony Mony, Billy Idol
-The Heart of Rock & Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
-Mony Mony, Billy Idol
-The Heart of Rock & Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
I’m a tall drink of Sortilège.
December 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I’m a tall drink of Sortilège.
Walking around work today with a slight limp because morning sex.
December 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Walking around work today with a slight limp because morning sex.
Canada is like 1939 Poland right now. Stuck between Russia and a crazy bastard that wants to rule everything.
December 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Canada is like 1939 Poland right now. Stuck between Russia and a crazy bastard that wants to rule everything.
She’s a 10, but she called her touque a beanie.
December 18, 2024 at 4:13 PM
She’s a 10, but she called her touque a beanie.
My deceased uncle just sent me a friend request on FB. It IS the season for miracles.
December 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My deceased uncle just sent me a friend request on FB. It IS the season for miracles.
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Maybe if you left the good drugs out for Santa instead of crappy cookies, he’d take the kids and bills and leave only the presents.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Maybe if you left the good drugs out for Santa instead of crappy cookies, he’d take the kids and bills and leave only the presents.
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You expect me to bake cookies and keep them until Christmas? Good luck.
December 17, 2024 at 12:52 PM
You expect me to bake cookies and keep them until Christmas? Good luck.
<— Goes to escape rooms alone to enjoy a quiet nap without interruption.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
<— Goes to escape rooms alone to enjoy a quiet nap without interruption.
Enjoying a quiet evening snuggled on the couch watching cheesy movies and drinking a little concoction we named “Christmas Awesome Sauce”
*Oat Nog, Rum, & Amaretto.
*Oat Nog, Rum, & Amaretto.
December 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Enjoying a quiet evening snuggled on the couch watching cheesy movies and drinking a little concoction we named “Christmas Awesome Sauce”
*Oat Nog, Rum, & Amaretto.
*Oat Nog, Rum, & Amaretto.
<— Twerks during Christmas shopping trips because what’s the point of having 2 teen girls if you can’t make them want to crawl into a hole from time to time.
December 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
<— Twerks during Christmas shopping trips because what’s the point of having 2 teen girls if you can’t make them want to crawl into a hole from time to time.
Welcome to your 40’s. Fun breakfast sounds now consist of Snap, Crackle, and Ouch.
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Welcome to your 40’s. Fun breakfast sounds now consist of Snap, Crackle, and Ouch.
Sorry can’t. I have to install new furniture.
December 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Sorry can’t. I have to install new furniture.
Canadian Sex Tip #28
Sex in the woods is good.
Whispering “Who’s my good little Sasquatch” in her ear, is not.
Sex in the woods is good.
Whispering “Who’s my good little Sasquatch” in her ear, is not.
December 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Canadian Sex Tip #28
Sex in the woods is good.
Whispering “Who’s my good little Sasquatch” in her ear, is not.
Sex in the woods is good.
Whispering “Who’s my good little Sasquatch” in her ear, is not.
On one hand I wish people were more like dogs. On the other hand I’m grateful we don’t have to spin around the toilet 14 times before taking a shit.
December 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
On one hand I wish people were more like dogs. On the other hand I’m grateful we don’t have to spin around the toilet 14 times before taking a shit.
Canadian Sex Tip #18
Hockey sticks are not sanitary.
Hockey sticks are not sanitary.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Canadian Sex Tip #18
Hockey sticks are not sanitary.
Hockey sticks are not sanitary.