Older & Wobbly
@calzriver.bsky.social
West end of Algoma; trains come here. Listen to Dire Straits. I work in the front row of the garden of small potatoes concert production for artists like Fred Eaglesmith. I write random haikus that make Vogon poetry look good. Currently driving.
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Have you got the new Poilievre campaign ready? Yeah, check in the Outhouse office.
Let's hope for the same results 🙌
Steve Outhouse, who headed Higgs campaign, is Poilievre’s new campaign manager tj.news/new-brunswic...
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Have you got the new Poilievre campaign ready? Yeah, check in the Outhouse office.
youtu.be/K_Q-pDPvaaQ?...
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
Willie P. Bennett - Lace And Pretty Flowers
YouTube video by Joe Gee
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
youtu.be/K_Q-pDPvaaQ?...
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
How about the next Urologists Convention in Florida invite Trump and give him a pees prize. It will be gold too.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
How about the next Urologists Convention in Florida invite Trump and give him a pees prize. It will be gold too.
Shovel the cold world
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shovel the cold world
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
I parked the car around here somewhere.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I parked the car around here somewhere.
The ball room is getting bigger. They will need a hospital wing like the N.I.C. E. Institute of C.S. Lewis. When the Criminal dies, medical experimenters will be ready. His big head will be connected to a machine so even when his body dies, he can still keep talking. Read That Hideous Strength.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The ball room is getting bigger. They will need a hospital wing like the N.I.C. E. Institute of C.S. Lewis. When the Criminal dies, medical experimenters will be ready. His big head will be connected to a machine so even when his body dies, he can still keep talking. Read That Hideous Strength.
It's not bluegrass unless there is a murder in the first verse. That is why Earl had to die.
When I got hired at my last restaurant one of the line cooks found out I was in comedy and then proceeded to ask me for weeks to "Tell him a joke' multiple times a shift until I threatened to stab him with a fork.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's not bluegrass unless there is a murder in the first verse. That is why Earl had to die.
Correct description. It isn't useful, like manure from horses, cows, sheep. It's dogshit. It has no fans.
This has been a real dogshit year, huh?
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Correct description. It isn't useful, like manure from horses, cows, sheep. It's dogshit. It has no fans.
Reminder. When somebody despicable kicks the bucket and takes a dirt nap, there will be a world wide celebration, not unlike the ending of WW II, or New Year's Eve. They will run out of alcohol and champagne. Think ahead. Stock your cupboard now.
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reminder. When somebody despicable kicks the bucket and takes a dirt nap, there will be a world wide celebration, not unlike the ending of WW II, or New Year's Eve. They will run out of alcohol and champagne. Think ahead. Stock your cupboard now.
He's too sexy for his sweater. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy.
Please accept this picture of a pug in a sweater during the first snowfall of the season
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's too sexy for his sweater. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy.
Happy November 32 to all who celebrate.
Or hibernate
Or do something else, ending the same way.
Or hibernate
Or do something else, ending the same way.
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy November 32 to all who celebrate.
Or hibernate
Or do something else, ending the same way.
Or hibernate
Or do something else, ending the same way.
Darth Vader Christmas
Fully Operational
Death Star bobble bomb
Fully Operational
Death Star bobble bomb
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Darth Vader Christmas
Fully Operational
Death Star bobble bomb
Fully Operational
Death Star bobble bomb
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At the Kyiv railway station –
a sculpture Volya by Oleksii Sai
Made from the damaged letters of a welcome sign in Liubymivka, a frontline village in Kherson region, occupied in March 2022 and liberated that October.
Volya means both freedom and will – a word that perfectly captures 🇺🇦 spirit.
a sculpture Volya by Oleksii Sai
Made from the damaged letters of a welcome sign in Liubymivka, a frontline village in Kherson region, occupied in March 2022 and liberated that October.
Volya means both freedom and will – a word that perfectly captures 🇺🇦 spirit.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
At the Kyiv railway station –
a sculpture Volya by Oleksii Sai
Made from the damaged letters of a welcome sign in Liubymivka, a frontline village in Kherson region, occupied in March 2022 and liberated that October.
Volya means both freedom and will – a word that perfectly captures 🇺🇦 spirit.
a sculpture Volya by Oleksii Sai
Made from the damaged letters of a welcome sign in Liubymivka, a frontline village in Kherson region, occupied in March 2022 and liberated that October.
Volya means both freedom and will – a word that perfectly captures 🇺🇦 spirit.
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I regret to inform y’all that this is a Real Product.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I regret to inform y’all that this is a Real Product.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
I, myself, took this photo as I experienced a wave of an unnamed combined emotion consisting of genuine revulsion toward this *and* actual gratitude that my food allergies mean I can never ever ingest this.
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Kyiv is slowly coming back to life after the night’s attack.
My beautiful phoenix.
My beautiful phoenix.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Kyiv is slowly coming back to life after the night’s attack.
My beautiful phoenix.
My beautiful phoenix.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young - American Dream
YouTube video by Pray4Mojo
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November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
WINTER
Listen to Tug of War Winter is Here.m4a by KinesiologiCal on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/Z893KcCYsAX6...
Listen to Tug of War Winter is Here.m4a by KinesiologiCal on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/Z893KcCYsAX6...
Tug of War Winter is Here.m4a
Winter snow has started at the end of November in White River, Ontario. It's a tug of war. We expected more autumn.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
WINTER
Listen to Tug of War Winter is Here.m4a by KinesiologiCal on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/Z893KcCYsAX6...
Listen to Tug of War Winter is Here.m4a by KinesiologiCal on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/Z893KcCYsAX6...
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Powerful stuff
And a horror show for all battling bad diseases.
RFKjr needs to GO.
NOW!
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
And a horror show for all battling bad diseases.
RFKjr needs to GO.
NOW!
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
JFK's Granddaughter Reveals Terminal Cancer Diagnosis, Criticizes Cousin RFK Jr.
Tatiana Schlossberg discloses that she has acute myeloid leukemia with a rare mutation
www.medpagetoday.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Powerful stuff
And a horror show for all battling bad diseases.
RFKjr needs to GO.
NOW!
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
And a horror show for all battling bad diseases.
RFKjr needs to GO.
NOW!
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
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A calm night in Kyiv.
There’s power at home.
Living one day at a time lets me truly enjoy this moment.
Tomorrow will be another day.
I’m just grateful for this one.
There’s power at home.
Living one day at a time lets me truly enjoy this moment.
Tomorrow will be another day.
I’m just grateful for this one.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A calm night in Kyiv.
There’s power at home.
Living one day at a time lets me truly enjoy this moment.
Tomorrow will be another day.
I’m just grateful for this one.
There’s power at home.
Living one day at a time lets me truly enjoy this moment.
Tomorrow will be another day.
I’m just grateful for this one.
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Hello Toronto Bluesky! If you like piano and you're looking for something lovely to do Saturday afternoon, my brilliant brother is playing a piano concert at Avenue Road Music! He is absurdly talented. I can't wait. avenueroadmusic.com/events/190/b...
Bryn Blackwood - Darkness and Light in the Music of Scriabin and Liszt - Avenue Road Music and Performance Academy
Avenue Road Music and Performance Academy is a cross-cultural musical experiment such as ours inspires audiences with optimism and hope for a world where diverse cultures do not clash but rather reson...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hello Toronto Bluesky! If you like piano and you're looking for something lovely to do Saturday afternoon, my brilliant brother is playing a piano concert at Avenue Road Music! He is absurdly talented. I can't wait. avenueroadmusic.com/events/190/b...
Gormless, an old word
If you need a new G word
For G Old Party
Mostly just Stupid
But Stupid starts with an Es
Does not replace Grand
Greene is going too
For pleasurable pastimes
Harlequin lovers
If you need a new G word
For G Old Party
Mostly just Stupid
But Stupid starts with an Es
Does not replace Grand
Greene is going too
For pleasurable pastimes
Harlequin lovers
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gormless, an old word
If you need a new G word
For G Old Party
Mostly just Stupid
But Stupid starts with an Es
Does not replace Grand
Greene is going too
For pleasurable pastimes
Harlequin lovers
If you need a new G word
For G Old Party
Mostly just Stupid
But Stupid starts with an Es
Does not replace Grand
Greene is going too
For pleasurable pastimes
Harlequin lovers
We got big weather news from Gail again. She brings trouble every November north of Superior. She's not early this year but she's persistent.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We got big weather news from Gail again. She brings trouble every November north of Superior. She's not early this year but she's persistent.
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Greetings from Kyiv,
which has survived another russian attack.
The main target was energy infrastructure.
Six people were killed.
There’s damage across the city.
Having my warcoffee.
which has survived another russian attack.
The main target was energy infrastructure.
Six people were killed.
There’s damage across the city.
Having my warcoffee.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Greetings from Kyiv,
which has survived another russian attack.
The main target was energy infrastructure.
Six people were killed.
There’s damage across the city.
Having my warcoffee.
which has survived another russian attack.
The main target was energy infrastructure.
Six people were killed.
There’s damage across the city.
Having my warcoffee.
For the record, man
Sweatpants don't make you single
It's the holes in them
Sweatpants don't make you single
It's the holes in them
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
For the record, man
Sweatpants don't make you single
It's the holes in them
Sweatpants don't make you single
It's the holes in them