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Seasonally Salty 🧂🎄
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
(She/Her)
NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)
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If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️
If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The irony here.
I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭
PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
shut the door for the last time to my dads place today. Feeling a little less connected & a little more adrift in the world 🥀
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No, you've just gone to two seperate Popeyes in different cities just to get their Cajun cocktail sauce with no luck.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Me and all the other left leaning liberal/strategic voters
a cartoon of a man with blue ribbons around his chest that say fell for it again award
Alt: a cartoon of a man with blue ribbons around his chest that say fell for it again award
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
To no one's surprise, I forgot about this until I read my own status.
Wish I remembered what app it was 😑
The irony of how rough it is for me to remember to download a recommended adhd app is not lost on me
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I need someone to crack me like a lobster
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Let's hope for the same results 🙌
Steve Outhouse, who headed Higgs campaign, is Poilievre’s new campaign manager tj.news/new-brunswic...
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Accidentally shook a bag & they thought it was treat time
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🥹
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ordered smile cookies to cheer everyone up, only to discover they are all smile-less.
🥺
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And, in a turn absolutely not shocking to me, this month continues to absolutely suck
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Between caring for my dad then settling his affairs I have not had a weekend home to catch my breath in months & I am so burnt out. No idea how I'm going to manage the looming pressure of the holidays 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Morning meeting. I believe the topic is hostile takeover of the treat bag.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Grief comes in waves.
Tonight's a tsunami.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
When people are like, "What are your plans for the weekend?" I never know how to say "rot and watch seafood boil reels"
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I don't understand why transition housing that will house chosen best prospects for transition housing is more dangerous for a neighbourhood than a bunch of new apartment buildings. Everyone getting a tiny house will have had to jump thru hoops to get one. No such hoops for apartments...
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The kind of woman you can't leave cheese unattended around
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
She brings a "burn the patriarchy" vibe everywhere she goes 💃✨️
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
spent the day packing up my dads things & once again am asking for back pats along with a "there, there, it'll be okay" said to me in a soothing baby voice
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🥹
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I can't even express how fucking bad our school system is when it comes to having a child with a disability.
Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM