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A Salty Redhead

@asaltyredhead.bsky.social

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(She/Her) NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama Noodles & sarcasm is what I serve Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · May 24

Level 38; achievement unlocked ✔️🎂

Redheaded mom, now 38, sitting against a floral wall in a coffee shop in front of a neon pink sign that says "cheers to bubbly moments and cozy corners"

Redheaded mom taking a selfie with a lemon raspberry cake, which is yellow icing on the top, pink on the sides, and 3 juicy raspberries topping it

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 23h

As usual, obsessed 😍

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d

Happy anniversary! 💕

A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d

My kids: on fire
Me: *busy trying to learn the fate of ophelia moves*

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d

Well played

A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d

Today, I'm most grateful for all the hospital staff spending time away from their families so they can take care of ours ❤️

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

Weird Thanksgiving

A Steves Diner mug. Those who know, know.

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

Band name?

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

About 20 alpacas/lamas (other animals on the property as well, including this camel, who is really happy to see you)

A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

That's what we're here for
*gestures broadly around to the internet*

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

My mental state summed up:

2 alpacas looking like they're coming off a two week bender, with a third in the back who is shocked by who you are as a person

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Wow I should rent an alpaca or lama and walk through fall foliage" I can attest that yes, you absolutely should. Shout out to Llama-zing Adventures for the best day

Redheaded mom with an alpaca named Nacy who liked to talk shit

Young boy walking an alpaca named Pearl, who was a fancy lady

A young lady off in the distance, walking a lama named Dave, who really can't keep it together around food

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Ray @raydoesdata.bsky.social · 3d

Say what you want about pierre poilievre no way he's pulling Katy perry

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

If one were trying to impress a Llama, what would one wear?

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

feeling like I'm still struggling with breathing today, but had to take my little guy on a small walk (with many breaks).

Redheaded mom in a VEST because it is fall, on a trail in the woods. The mom looks terrible because she hasn't ate in 24 hours and is all hopped up on allergy meds, but she is trying

The most handsomest, dashing black pug with chocolate brown eyes, looking straight up at the camera from a trail covered in crunchy leaves

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

This soup looks divine 🙏

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

I haven't heard of benadryl cream (still very new to this) but will immediately have to pick some up 🙏

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

It was a kitkat AND a coffee cream, so you'll be getting the best of the best

A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d

That was so sweet and considerate of you 🫂🫂🫂🫂🙏

A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

Adjusting to life with severe allergies has not been a fun experience for me.
The hours/days after where you feel both dangerously weak while simultaneously like you're about to have a heart attack is not my favorite

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

Consistent work, ongoing therapy & learning to prioritize and care for my mental health.
Remember: you never know what someone is going through, but can almost always guarantee it's heavier than you think.
Open & frank discussion is key to helping end the stigma surrounding mental health 💚💚

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

I'm late to the party, but want to take a moment to chat on WMHD.
Many don't know, but I spent over a year collectively in Psych wards in my youth, suffering from severe CPTSD & suicide attempts stemming from childhood trauma.
I'm now 14 years "clean" from self-harm, but this is not without

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

I'd be dead by now, let's be real 🤣

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

The first one was from a wasp sting, so I guessed the second was from honey in my tea ( I didn't realize there can be a correlation between honey and stings)
Then today, all I ate before the attack was 2 mini Halloween chocolate bars, neither with honey in them. Soooo now I have no idea 😭

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 5d

3rd allergy attack while still waiting on a call to be booked for an allergy test. This. Is. Ridiculous. 😭😭😭

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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 6d

Winter aspirations

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