Seasonally Salty 🧂🎄
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
(She/Her)
NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)
NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)
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If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️
If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If the only thing I accomplish in this world is making it a little more magical for those around me, then it is a life well lived ✨️
The irony here.
I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭
I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭
PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The irony here.
I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭
I was SURE I knew exactly where Elfwyn was......😬🤣😭
shut the door for the last time to my dads place today. Feeling a little less connected & a little more adrift in the world 🥀
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
shut the door for the last time to my dads place today. Feeling a little less connected & a little more adrift in the world 🥀
No, you've just gone to two seperate Popeyes in different cities just to get their Cajun cocktail sauce with no luck.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No, you've just gone to two seperate Popeyes in different cities just to get their Cajun cocktail sauce with no luck.
PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
PSA: the elves return Sunday night (for the parents who may need a little extra time to find theirs....😬😅)
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Me and all the other left leaning liberal/strategic voters
a cartoon of a man with blue ribbons around his chest that say fell for it again award
Alt: a cartoon of a man with blue ribbons around his chest that say fell for it again award
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me and all the other left leaning liberal/strategic voters
To no one's surprise, I forgot about this until I read my own status.
Wish I remembered what app it was 😑
Wish I remembered what app it was 😑
The irony of how rough it is for me to remember to download a recommended adhd app is not lost on me
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
To no one's surprise, I forgot about this until I read my own status.
Wish I remembered what app it was 😑
Wish I remembered what app it was 😑
I need someone to crack me like a lobster
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I need someone to crack me like a lobster
Let's hope for the same results 🙌
Steve Outhouse, who headed Higgs campaign, is Poilievre’s new campaign manager tj.news/new-brunswic...
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let's hope for the same results 🙌
Accidentally shook a bag & they thought it was treat time
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Accidentally shook a bag & they thought it was treat time
Ordered smile cookies to cheer everyone up, only to discover they are all smile-less.
🥺
🥺
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ordered smile cookies to cheer everyone up, only to discover they are all smile-less.
🥺
🥺
And, in a turn absolutely not shocking to me, this month continues to absolutely suck
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And, in a turn absolutely not shocking to me, this month continues to absolutely suck
Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Okay friends, Barry has been at the Saint John SPCA for 3 years 😭
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
He is not good with dogs or kids (or I absolutely would take him).
Can we all collectively try and find Barry a home? 🙏
Between caring for my dad then settling his affairs I have not had a weekend home to catch my breath in months & I am so burnt out. No idea how I'm going to manage the looming pressure of the holidays 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Between caring for my dad then settling his affairs I have not had a weekend home to catch my breath in months & I am so burnt out. No idea how I'm going to manage the looming pressure of the holidays 🙃
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people
Absolutely no one:
My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people
Absolutely no one:
My cat, at 5AM: must make biscuits and sing the songs of my people
Morning meeting. I believe the topic is hostile takeover of the treat bag.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Morning meeting. I believe the topic is hostile takeover of the treat bag.
Grief comes in waves.
Tonight's a tsunami.
Tonight's a tsunami.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Grief comes in waves.
Tonight's a tsunami.
Tonight's a tsunami.
When people are like, "What are your plans for the weekend?" I never know how to say "rot and watch seafood boil reels"
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When people are like, "What are your plans for the weekend?" I never know how to say "rot and watch seafood boil reels"
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I don't understand why transition housing that will house chosen best prospects for transition housing is more dangerous for a neighbourhood than a bunch of new apartment buildings. Everyone getting a tiny house will have had to jump thru hoops to get one. No such hoops for apartments...
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't understand why transition housing that will house chosen best prospects for transition housing is more dangerous for a neighbourhood than a bunch of new apartment buildings. Everyone getting a tiny house will have had to jump thru hoops to get one. No such hoops for apartments...
The kind of woman you can't leave cheese unattended around
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The kind of woman you can't leave cheese unattended around
She brings a "burn the patriarchy" vibe everywhere she goes 💃✨️
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
She brings a "burn the patriarchy" vibe everywhere she goes 💃✨️
spent the day packing up my dads things & once again am asking for back pats along with a "there, there, it'll be okay" said to me in a soothing baby voice
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spent the day packing up my dads things & once again am asking for back pats along with a "there, there, it'll be okay" said to me in a soothing baby voice
I can't even express how fucking bad our school system is when it comes to having a child with a disability.
Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.
Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I can't even express how fucking bad our school system is when it comes to having a child with a disability.
Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.
Advocating. Shouldn't. Be. A. Battle.