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Calypso

@calypsothetortie.bsky.social

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I am Calypso! You can call me Caly :) My human is @skullsncupcakes.bsky.social No AI or crypto here! No politics!

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 15h

Yes!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes he even manages to confuse her! She gets so confuddled and can’t understand what he’s doing!

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 16h

For anyone wondering how Wonton is doing, she’s made a new friend with one of the janky cats being rehabilitated! His name is Lentil and he has breathing issues, but that hasn’t stopped him from antagonizing Wonton regularly

A screenshot from the Friends of Bear Cat Rescue Twitter account. It contains two pictures. The first is of Wonton, the white cat with grey splotches, laying on her stomach and Lentil, the light buff kitten, straddling Wonton. They are both looking straight at the camera with big eyes like they’ve just been interrupted causing chaos. The second photo is the same as the first, just zoomed in so you can see their faces better. The caption reads “guy who likes to gnaw on ears and little weirdo who enjoys her ears being gnawed on”

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 1d

So terrible of someone to slip that in! Must be dark magic

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 1d

Billy, your alt text fairy is spreading lies and saying you and your brothers are dirty boys!

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 1d

Am I a saucy Caly?

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you Auggie 🥰

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 2d

Well yes, you are the braveliest Blorbina to ever be!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 2d

Appreciate with your eyes, not your mouth!

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 2d

Do not eat! 🚫🚫🚫

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 2d

Upside down burger!

Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, lays on a navy and white blanket. She is tilting her head back to she is looking at the camera upside down. A hand has its thumb on her forehead and rest of the fingers under her chin, holding her head like a hamburger

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 3d

He’s too pretty to have thoughts, he should focus on making sure he’s adequately fullfy

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 4d

Do I got something on my back?

Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, has her head turned away from the camera while her body faces forward. On her neck lays a leaf toy

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 4d

Happy birthday Mr Fishtopher! Hope you’re causing extra mischief today to celebrate!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 4d

Drama King!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 6d

There was a bug on the wall. Human got it, but I need to keep standing here and staring at where it was in case it magically reappears. If it does, I will make sure to keep standing here and staring at the wall. Maybe I’ll even meow at it!

Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, sits on her hind legs, staring up and to the left of the camera with wide eyes

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 7d

Sometimes you need to be a bit baby

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

I am adopted!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

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Calypso @calypsothetortie.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!