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Calypso
@calypsothetortie.bsky.social
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I am Calypso! You can call me Caly :) My human is @skullsncupcakes.bsky.social
No AI or crypto here! No politics!
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@laylapiglet.com Look at these lovely Plundercats stickers! (Plus a nose stripe sticker!)
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits on a bed surrounded by several sticker sheets
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Chanukah oh Chanukah! Come light the Menorah!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits politely on the steps. Next to the railing is a black snack table with an electric Chanukiah on it, with the center and two rightmost bulbs lit blue for the second night A few seconds later, Calypso has reached through the railing bars and is starting to bat at the Chanukiah. This is why human has an electric Chanukiah
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Human failed to post this for me earlier 🙄
Anyways, as you can see, I made sure to get up bright and early today for another week at work! I was working very hard, listening intently for incoming calls!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, lays on the floor with a catnip filled banana toy pressed against her face, holding it with her two front paws as her back paw is kicking it
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Chag sameyach to all my fellow Jewish friends (and non-Jewish friends, if you’d like to join in on our celebrations!) May you always remember the lessons we learn: celebrate the lights and not letting others make you turn away from who you are!
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I am ready to take your calls!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, stands next to a bright yellow catnip-filled banana toy
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Human’s not feeling well, so nurse Calypso is on duty and purring away!
Bonus, I’ve graced you all with my lovely whiskers for #WhiskerWednesday!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, lays on a blanket with her body facing the camera and her head turned to the side. Her thin, white whiskers are visible from this angle
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Just sitting here, all casual, doing nothing that I’m not supposed to be doing
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits on the floor in the doorway of a closed door, leaning against the door. She is acting very inconspicuous and like she wasn’t trying to break in two seconds before the photo was taken
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Austin peeps, can annyone help with a temborary home for Tortilla?
hurricanetort.bsky.social 🎄Tortilla ❄️ @hurricanetort.bsky.social · 8d
hey friends it’s MOMB. we had an emergency situation and had to evacuate the apartment we were staying in.
i took Tortilla to my mom’s where i will be sleeping until i can find a new apt. but… my mom said Tort cannot stay here with me. Tort is in the garage right now in her carrier screaming :(
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Human got me some weird thing with a bell. I think it’s a new toy?
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, holds a cat collar with a bell attached up to her face using her paw. She is sniffing it intently
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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We’re still hoping for a Christmas miracle for Ellie. 💔
crits4cats.org Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · Jul 4
URGENT, TEMPLE HILLS MD/SE DC——
Recent adoptee Ellie (formerly Molly) got out of her home at IVERSON TOWERS APTS in Temple Hills tonight. Her owners are heartbroken & searching. She was a longtime outdoor cat and extremely shy!! If seen please do not chase, contact us with location! She is chipped.
Ellie, a longhaired tortoiseshell cat with a white bib and a prominent orange patch across her face.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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They tried to steal my claws!

They later succeeded :(
A photo of underneath a bed. Faintly, Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, is visible at the far side of under the bed
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Your reminder that I am adorable 🥰
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, lays on her side with her tummy on display on a bed
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I’m so eepy
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, lays on a bed curled up in a circle with her paw over her eyes
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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A very muscular #CleeSitSunday!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits on her but with her back legs straight out in front of her. With the angle of her slouch, she looks very wide
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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In honor of Sushi Finding Day, I would like to share another Sushi whose mom still needs some help caring for his ongoing medical struggles. The total raised is old and he has been having some new issues related to his condition & medication. Any bit helps!

gofund.me/ede1f4e63
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Besties, look at my skincare haul! I am gonna be even more beautiful that I already am!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, stands with a bunch of boxes containing new skincare products laid out on a couch. These are not for Calypso, as she is a cat and cannot even open these by herself, but she thinks everything is hers anyway
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I’ve emerged from my cave for a late night #CleeSitSunday
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits on her bottom with the top part of her body slouched over like a human
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Go away, no Calypso here!
A comforter is tented like a cave on the ground. Inside, you can barely make out the face of Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a light and dark brown pattern, as she’s cuddled up inside her warm hut
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Contemplating how human betrayed me a few days ago and took me to the V-E-T, where the V-E-T tech told me how small I am. Then she had the nerve to ask if I was picking my fur out. How dare she insult my reverse eyebrows!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, sits on her hind legs with her front paws in front of her on a red comforter. She is facing sideways to the camera, with her body looking towards the left side of the photo Calypso, now lazing on the same comforter, has her body facing towards the camera, but she is still looking towards the viewer’s left side. You can see where some fur is missing right above her eye, in the shape and place of an eyebrow. She did not try to remove it, it’s just the way her fur grows
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Workin’ those adorable skills 💪
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, lays on her side on a bed in a “shrimp” position (with her back and front legs stretched out and all put together). Her legs and belly are pointed towards the camera. She is side eyeing the camera, because she knows her beauty is being captured on film for the world to see
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Hello friends, happy #TortieTuesday! I’m on nurse duty today. Human was responsible and got something called a vacks-een, so now they feel crummy. They clearly need me to make then feel better while they stay in bed with the me all day!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, lounges on a navy blanket pile, looking slightly to the bottom right corner of the photo
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Human is playing something like “mine-kraft” and got an orange cat! They thought the orange cat looks so much like our friend @itsflanoy.bsky.social so they had to name it after him! I’m sure he’ll be getting up to some mischief!
A photo of a computer screen playing the video game Minecraft, centered on a pixilated orange and white cat. The name on the cat is Flanoy, as the pattern resembles him
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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For anyone wondering how Wonton is doing, she’s made a new friend with one of the janky cats being rehabilitated! His name is Lentil and he has breathing issues, but that hasn’t stopped him from antagonizing Wonton regularly
A screenshot from the Friends of Bear Cat Rescue Twitter account. It contains two pictures. The first is of Wonton, the white cat with grey splotches, laying on her stomach and Lentil, the light buff kitten, straddling Wonton. They are both looking straight at the camera with big eyes like they’ve just been interrupted causing chaos. The second photo is the same as the first, just zoomed in so you can see their faces better. The caption reads “guy who likes to gnaw on ears and little weirdo who enjoys her ears being gnawed on”
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Upside down burger!
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern and light green eyes, lays on a navy and white blanket. She is tilting her head back to she is looking at the camera upside down. A hand has its thumb on her forehead and rest of the fingers under her chin, holding her head like a hamburger
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Do I got something on my back?
Calypso, the tortoiseshell cat with a dark and light brown pattern, has her head turned away from the camera while her body faces forward. On her neck lays a leaf toy
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM