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Paul Downes
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Husband. Father of two. Grandad to three. No rat or invasive Yankee grey squirrel is safe from me & my Lee Enfield. I NEVER miss. One shot, one kill🎯 Everton ST holder. East Stand.
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My favourite night of the year.
I can stay up till 3 o'clock and tell myself it's only 2 o'clock.
One swallow does not a summer make.

And Utd fans know about swallowing, I'm reliably informed.
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Patriotic Model Households! 😂
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Inspired by some top level shithousery in Gloucester, I’ve developed this letter from the council for the flag shaggers.

bsky.app/profile/mike...
Patriotic Model Households! 😂
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These are the boot licking companies sponsoring Trump’s 90,000 square foot ballroom.
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I've stood by him through thick and thin, but as a life long #LFC fan I'm afraid I'm calling it. #SlotOut
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There's none in Fazakerley, lad. I can tell you that.
Reckon I might put an Irish tricolour up outside ours.

Or maybe an EU flag. That would deffo get a few going.

Or perhaps a Brentford flag. The LFC flagshagger next door will blow a fekn gasket at that.

(He's ok really - just a big soft kid and we all love him)
Satellite images show The White House before and immediately after the devastating missile strike by Iran.

Oh, sorry ... my bad ... the actual president did this.
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26 October 1936 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Emanuel de Bruin, was born in Amsterdam.

In September 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz. After the selection he was murdered in a gas chamber.
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A short video about gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
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I made a handy flow chart for confused men…
So, try getting through your day without using Microsoft, Google or Amazon.

You can't.

They've got us all by the balls until the day they're all strung up.
If I know anything about Americans, I know that you might run but you can't hide.

One day soon, someone will find him and he will be served, so to speak.
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Trump's Temu Goebbels, Stephen Miller, responsible for most of Trump's most racist policies, has ran away from his Arlington home which is now listed for $3.75 Million, $850K over the actual estimated value after the public found out where he lives.

www.arlnow.com/2025/10/15/t...
I never thought I'd see the day when an image such as this would appear in a Google search for an American government official.

But here we are.

#StephenMiller
Trump's goons are doing an excellent job convincing his supporters that they chose wisely.

Everywhere these apes go, folk are saying how grateful they are to see masked, heavily armed knuckle-draggers throwing their weight around.

What a master tactician he is.
Trump's goons are doing an excellent job convincing his supporters that they chose wisely.

Everywhere these apes go, folk are saying how grateful they are to see masked, heavily armed knuckle-draggers throwing their weight around.

What a master tactician he is.
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Sooner or later, some kid is going to take one of these tear gas canisters that ICE cars are leaving as a parting gift and toss it back into their vehicle.
Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.
Big woolly Brian from Yorkshire (FFS!) called ME a wool. I'm out for blood but I'm just a wimpy little old man and I'd like some back-up.

I got scary weapons and the skills to use them but if I take them out and about I'll get locked up.

Maybe I should invite him to afternoon tea.

Or maybe not.
WTAF is that Kardashy-thingimee-bob wearing ffs?

Her tits are properly out. #GrahamNortonShow