Paul Downes Esq. (UK)
@callmedownsie.bsky.social
Husband. Father of two. Grandad to three. Retired. No rat or invasive Yankee grey squirrel is safe from me & my Lee Enfield. I NEVER miss. One shot, one kill🎯 Everton ST holder. East Stand.
No country on earth does stupid like the US does stupid.
It's the undisputed world champion by a country mile.
It's the undisputed world champion by a country mile.
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No country on earth does stupid like the US does stupid.
It's the undisputed world champion by a country mile.
It's the undisputed world champion by a country mile.
Calling this now.
The CL Final will be Arsenal vs. Manchester City.
Pep won't be in charge of City.
City will have already been stuffed by the tribunal.
Watch it happen.
"The owners lied to me."
Watch him say it as he plays the innocent victim.
The CL Final will be Arsenal vs. Manchester City.
Pep won't be in charge of City.
City will have already been stuffed by the tribunal.
Watch it happen.
"The owners lied to me."
Watch him say it as he plays the innocent victim.
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Calling this now.
The CL Final will be Arsenal vs. Manchester City.
Pep won't be in charge of City.
City will have already been stuffed by the tribunal.
Watch it happen.
"The owners lied to me."
Watch him say it as he plays the innocent victim.
The CL Final will be Arsenal vs. Manchester City.
Pep won't be in charge of City.
City will have already been stuffed by the tribunal.
Watch it happen.
"The owners lied to me."
Watch him say it as he plays the innocent victim.
Some good news.
Hitler wasn't 79 years old, didn't eat shit and got regular exercise.
Patience.
Hitler wasn't 79 years old, didn't eat shit and got regular exercise.
Patience.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Some good news.
Hitler wasn't 79 years old, didn't eat shit and got regular exercise.
Patience.
Hitler wasn't 79 years old, didn't eat shit and got regular exercise.
Patience.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After Isak's outrageous antics at Newcastle, LFC bought into the 'Player Power' ethos by signing him.
I don't blame #Salah one bit for sounding off.
His employers are unprincipled, morally corrupt cunts and he knows it.
You reap what you sow.
I don't blame #Salah one bit for sounding off.
His employers are unprincipled, morally corrupt cunts and he knows it.
You reap what you sow.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
After Isak's outrageous antics at Newcastle, LFC bought into the 'Player Power' ethos by signing him.
I don't blame #Salah one bit for sounding off.
His employers are unprincipled, morally corrupt cunts and he knows it.
You reap what you sow.
I don't blame #Salah one bit for sounding off.
His employers are unprincipled, morally corrupt cunts and he knows it.
You reap what you sow.
No shit, Sherlock.
They pay this guy real money, by the way.
A lot of money.
They pay this guy real money, by the way.
A lot of money.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No shit, Sherlock.
They pay this guy real money, by the way.
A lot of money.
They pay this guy real money, by the way.
A lot of money.
They won't be able to give these away soon 😂
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They won't be able to give these away soon 😂
Which one should be wearing these though?
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Which one should be wearing these though?
Night night, Blues. 💙🌙
Sleep well.
Sleep well.
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Night night, Blues. 💙🌙
Sleep well.
Sleep well.
#Salah is paid about £400k per week.
Fuck me! I'd clean the bogs under The Kop with nothing but my own spit and a toothbrush for that money.
What a spoiled, entitled cunt.
He's at the right club.
Fuck me! I'd clean the bogs under The Kop with nothing but my own spit and a toothbrush for that money.
What a spoiled, entitled cunt.
He's at the right club.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#Salah is paid about £400k per week.
Fuck me! I'd clean the bogs under The Kop with nothing but my own spit and a toothbrush for that money.
What a spoiled, entitled cunt.
He's at the right club.
Fuck me! I'd clean the bogs under The Kop with nothing but my own spit and a toothbrush for that money.
What a spoiled, entitled cunt.
He's at the right club.
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This year is shaping up to be a proper roller coaster.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This year is shaping up to be a proper roller coaster.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It doesn't matter what #Putin says.
He knows what they did. The denials are transparent.
What matters now is what the UK does.
Nothing less than a total withdrawal of diplomatic relations will do.
They used a weapon of mass destruction on UK soil.
It was just luck that thousands weren't killed.
He knows what they did. The denials are transparent.
What matters now is what the UK does.
Nothing less than a total withdrawal of diplomatic relations will do.
They used a weapon of mass destruction on UK soil.
It was just luck that thousands weren't killed.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It doesn't matter what #Putin says.
He knows what they did. The denials are transparent.
What matters now is what the UK does.
Nothing less than a total withdrawal of diplomatic relations will do.
They used a weapon of mass destruction on UK soil.
It was just luck that thousands weren't killed.
He knows what they did. The denials are transparent.
What matters now is what the UK does.
Nothing less than a total withdrawal of diplomatic relations will do.
They used a weapon of mass destruction on UK soil.
It was just luck that thousands weren't killed.
It's true.
The squirrel told me.
The squirrel told me.
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's true.
The squirrel told me.
The squirrel told me.