Caden Mark Gardner
@cadenmgardner.bsky.social
FTM freelance film critic
Co-writer of Corpses, Fools, and Monsters: The History and Future of Transness in Cinema out now!
The Dog Dad Jeanne Dielman
Co-writer of Corpses, Fools, and Monsters: The History and Future of Transness in Cinema out now!
The Dog Dad Jeanne Dielman
Pinned
Ever since the Trea Turner about face it seems like Philly sports fans get so sensitive about their reputation. You boo and it’s impossible for any sports icon to sustain good favor with you. Embrace it. It’s who you are, even though every sports city is a lot more like you than not.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ever since the Trea Turner about face it seems like Philly sports fans get so sensitive about their reputation. You boo and it’s impossible for any sports icon to sustain good favor with you. Embrace it. It’s who you are, even though every sports city is a lot more like you than not.
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I wrote a piece on my favorite American crime writer—and some of my favorite crime films—for the new issue of THIS IS @cine-matographe.bsky.social. There are a few copies left on the @vinsyn.bsky.social website, which will be live on Black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wrote a piece on my favorite American crime writer—and some of my favorite crime films—for the new issue of THIS IS @cine-matographe.bsky.social. There are a few copies left on the @vinsyn.bsky.social website, which will be live on Black Friday.
The one time I had the sound on for football yesterday I caught Perfume Genius music in a ChatGPT ad. 😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The one time I had the sound on for football yesterday I caught Perfume Genius music in a ChatGPT ad. 😵💫
HBD Ed Harris
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
HBD Ed Harris
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Ed Harris in Alex Cox's WALKER (1987)
Harris was BOTD in 1950
Harris was BOTD in 1950
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ed Harris in Alex Cox's WALKER (1987)
Harris was BOTD in 1950
Harris was BOTD in 1950
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I submit that using Steve Martin as a methodology for age is a cheat. He turned 50 at age 25 and stayed there for 50 years
Steve Martin and John Candy were 41 and 36, respectively, when they filmed PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I submit that using Steve Martin as a methodology for age is a cheat. He turned 50 at age 25 and stayed there for 50 years
Apologies to Schotty. He’s got these guys playing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Apologies to Schotty. He’s got these guys playing.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve attended:
Against Me!
The Beach Boys
Chat Pile
Britney Spears
Bob Dylan
Against Me!
The Beach Boys
Chat Pile
Britney Spears
Bob Dylan
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve attended:
Pulp
Nine Inch Nails
Joanna Newsom
Prince
The Cramps
Pulp
Nine Inch Nails
Joanna Newsom
Prince
The Cramps
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve attended
Yo La Tengo
Built to Spill
Say Anything
Neutral Milk Hotel
Drive Like Jehu
Yo La Tengo
Built to Spill
Say Anything
Neutral Milk Hotel
Drive Like Jehu
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve attended:
Against Me!
The Beach Boys
Chat Pile
Britney Spears
Bob Dylan
Against Me!
The Beach Boys
Chat Pile
Britney Spears
Bob Dylan
Even as an early buyer of ‘Tony Romo gets muted’ stock, I have to say the perception shift among fans and media about him and his actually genuine decline in the booth (there were reports he had a closed meeting at CBS regarding his prep) is pretty surprising.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Even as an early buyer of ‘Tony Romo gets muted’ stock, I have to say the perception shift among fans and media about him and his actually genuine decline in the booth (there were reports he had a closed meeting at CBS regarding his prep) is pretty surprising.
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Corpses, Fools, and Monsters is an incredible book! Highly recommend getting yourself a copy!
Hi @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I published this last year but with our TCM appearances last month we are once again asking to buy our book!
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Corpses, Fools, and Monsters is an incredible book! Highly recommend getting yourself a copy!
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Like we’re all clear this is as dangerous as it is farcical right
The lengths the British government will go to please the Israeli government.
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
Sally Rooney books may be pulled from UK, court told
Normal People author Sally Rooney's books may have to be withdrawn from sale and none of her new works published in the UK due to "uncertainty" caused by the ban on Palestine Action, the British High ...
www.rte.ie
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Like we’re all clear this is as dangerous as it is farcical right
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Hi @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I published this last year but with our TCM appearances last month we are once again asking to buy our book!
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hi @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I published this last year but with our TCM appearances last month we are once again asking to buy our book!
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Dog show with my dog
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dog show with my dog
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
**sighs**
You’re still trying to convince me the latest scandal will bring him down?
You’re still trying to convince me the latest scandal will bring him down?
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
**sighs**
You’re still trying to convince me the latest scandal will bring him down?
You’re still trying to convince me the latest scandal will bring him down?
Doing lightning rounds of screeners the last few days and I think I liked the Gus van Sant film the most?
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Doing lightning rounds of screeners the last few days and I think I liked the Gus van Sant film the most?
Hi @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I published this last year but with our TCM appearances last month we are once again asking to buy our book!
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hi @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I published this last year but with our TCM appearances last month we are once again asking to buy our book!
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
bookshop.org/p/books/corp...
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Remembering Charles Schulz on his birthday 🎂
📷 Ted Streshinsky
"All the loves in the strip are unrequited; all the baseball games are lost; all the test scores are D-minuses; the Great Pumpkin never comes; and the football is always pulled away."
- Sparky
Bleak, but fair.
📷 Ted Streshinsky
"All the loves in the strip are unrequited; all the baseball games are lost; all the test scores are D-minuses; the Great Pumpkin never comes; and the football is always pulled away."
- Sparky
Bleak, but fair.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Remembering Charles Schulz on his birthday 🎂
📷 Ted Streshinsky
"All the loves in the strip are unrequited; all the baseball games are lost; all the test scores are D-minuses; the Great Pumpkin never comes; and the football is always pulled away."
- Sparky
Bleak, but fair.
📷 Ted Streshinsky
"All the loves in the strip are unrequited; all the baseball games are lost; all the test scores are D-minuses; the Great Pumpkin never comes; and the football is always pulled away."
- Sparky
Bleak, but fair.