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You have discovered a planet. We could journey there on a broomstick. The safe sunrise watches on its cold dust. If there are cottonwood trees there, perhaps I might thrive.
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“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”
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basically impossible to live in a cave these days without it becoming the Main Thing About You
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If you correctly guess the number of whiskers on your cats face they should grant you a wish
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protein this, protein that, y’all need FIBER!
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Happy Birdtober!
🖤 ʻAlalā (Hawaiian Crow)
Corvus hawaiiensis

The ʻalalā is the comeback story we all love — a smart, social crow with a team dedicated to returning it to its Hawaiian forest home. Let’s cheer on these hopes for its continuing recovery in Hawaiʻi!

#Birdtober #Alala #HawaiianCrow
i mean, i think "culo" is always masculine...but it's still funny
it is kind of funny that my halloween display name could also be read as "chandra cula"
"Roughly one of every five New Mexicans receive SNAP benefits, giving it the highest rate of SNAP reliance in the country."
NEW: The USDA told New Mexico that it will not pay for food stamps next month if the gov't shutdown continues, HCA secretary said today.

450k NM SNAP recipients wouldn't get $90m in benefits.

"As of right now, it’s looking like those benefits will be delayed,” she said.

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NM SNAP benefits for November threatened due to shutdown, HCA secretary says • Source New Mexico
As of right now, the state’s 450,000 SNAP recipients won’t receive nearly $90 million in benefits in November, according to HCA Secretary Kari Armijo.
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The dewpoint reached 60°F again on Tuesday, which is now the highest value for the period of October 14 through May 24.
There was no period of sustained humidity like this even during monsoon season!
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Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
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BREAKING NEWS!! we have a tie and need your help!!

the voting window has been extended another hour — vote for your favorites ASAP! it’s now or never, help us break these ties!

head to www.agu-h3s.org/rivercup to cast your votes! who will be our human-impacted winners?
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blllllrrrrrrrLLPPPPPlllllllrrrrrr zzzzzz
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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🪶 In the Ojibwe language, the word for chickadee is gijigijigaaneshiinh. To hear it pronounced (it sounds really cool) visit ojibwe.lib.umn.edu/m...
Photo of a Black-capped Chickadee by Chad Hordewel. A speech bubble from the bird's mouth says "Hi, I'm gijigijigaaneshiinh"
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It's Manul Monday, keep an eye out for troublemakers!
A fluffy manul sits on a log in a zoo enclosure, glaring at the camera as if its annoyed.
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It continues... as of 6am on Monday:
- a 4th consecutive day with record-high dewpoint (57°F so far)
- 106 consecutive hours and counting with a 50°F+ dewpoint
Record-smashing humidity in #Albuquerque...
In a streak that would be typical in the core of monsoon season, Albuquerque is in the midst of an unprecedented surge of moisture this late in the year.
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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That’s why I say “Hey man, nice cat.
What a good cat, man.”