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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2h

Gi-
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GILLIGAN

feralcatgang @feralcatgang.bsky.social · 14h

Gilligan’s resting from a rough morning of barking at the Amazon delivery man who came multiple times to the house this morning. 😂🐶❤️

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 5h

Sometimes I can't decide whether to hug both pups at once, or one then the other ❤️

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 5h

This is aging well 💀

Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · Aug 7

We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 13h

This is fantastic

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

if lore is to be believed, fred astaire used to dance and glide around his tailor's workshop before taking a suit home to make sure the collar always stayed glued to his neck

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

For once, well-chosen background music

Posey Brae 🇨🇦 @rolyposey.com · 2d

Dramatic entrance as always 😸 Happy #caturday

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

My first thought, exactly.

"We've got a bug!"

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

That's a beautiful kitty, sure enough

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

This

kevin464.bsky.social @kevin464.bsky.social · 2d

😂

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

Manka ain't skeered

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Sleeping Shepherd, by Titian, 1500–10

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

🥰

AJV @avalleydoc.bsky.social · 2d

This puppy will be the death of me. #uglydogs #frenchbulldog

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 1d

🤔 do we have a #blueslovers hashtag?

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2d

Make America Irrelevant 🙄

nikeherculesvet @wildwilliam.bsky.social · 2d

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As U.S. ramps up pressure, Venezuela pleads with Moscow and Beijing for help

Documents show Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro drafted a letter asking Russia for missiles, radars and upgraded aircraft as U.S. forces amass in the Caribbean.

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2d

I like the idea of having a hype girl
#UglyDogs

Becca @beccaj.bsky.social · 2d

Tupac was at the fence tonight screaming at trick or treaters and Panther was his hype girl. MC said I was mean for making them the dogs come inside bc they were “protecting me” 😒 #uglydogs

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 5d

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

A tweet from John Fugelsang reads in all caps:
"NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE"
– US House Speaker Mike Johnson.

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2d

I keep saying that to myself.

Then, always, future me: wut. 🤯

BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2d

The obv thing to do is ask ChatGPT if this is possible

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Sarah Churchwell @sarahchurchwell.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hell no you did not.

Email from academia.edu saying its AI turned one of my essays into a “shareable post.”

As if the essay I wrote with my own actual words and research were not already a “shareable post.”

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 2d

Whomst among us

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 3d

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 3d

I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.

BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 3d

My pups remove the ears first, too 🤷🏼‍♂️

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 3d

🤔 have I found my people?

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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 3d

Scary 😧

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BZMac @bzmac.bsky.social · 3d

Ha!

The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 3d

“We have a racist shortage in this country like you wouldn’t believe,” Trump told reporters. “When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions.”

Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists

“When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions," he said.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...

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