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Troy Boy
@byort.bsky.social
Little Big fan, cat lover, friend to all who deserve it
😭😭😭
February 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal
January 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Biden held strong for a whole week before doing what we knew he’d do perfect no notes 🙄
May 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Mr. @pftompkins.bsky.social sir, I’m going to Varietopia in Chicago and SO EXCITED!!

do you happen to do a Meet & Greet after the show? I’d love to shower you with praise!!
March 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
2024 Troy’s main goal is to be taught how to dougie
February 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
HELP THIS CAT!!!
the initial fee to see her is $206 and i don't get paid until tomorrow. if y'all could please share and help i would appreciate it. im so sorry y'all

venmo: falsegrindmassacre
had to rush my cat to the vet this morning. idk if y'all pray, but please put out good thoughts for knives if you can
February 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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normalise not knowing what the fuck is going on at any given time
February 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Block and move on. Block and move on. Block on a whim, Block weird replies. We are not here to "win" the internet, we are here to read cool posts from experts and artists we would never ordinarily be able to interact with, and occasionally promote our own cool stuff to like-minded weirdos.
Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
February 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I don’t know if you’ll ever be back but Parts 5-27 of your Vince McMahon series just dropped
January 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.
July 11, 2023 at 12:00 AM
don’t mind me I’m just here for the well-deserved Kissinger hatred
November 30, 2023 at 1:54 AM
I love the smell of vote shaming in the morning
October 19, 2023 at 11:57 PM
BlueSky are you hiring because I need a new job before my head explodes
September 25, 2023 at 5:20 PM
September 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
this account is a Kokomo-free account and that includes:

- the tropics
- Indiana
- DEFINITELY the song
September 25, 2023 at 3:38 PM
@commonsquirrel.bsky.social is a MANDATORY follow or else!!!
September 23, 2023 at 10:55 PM
so I work with animals at a shelter and I’m preeeeeetty sure all my coworkers think there’s a litter fairy that comes and fills up all the litter bins 🧚🏼‍♀️🐱🙃
September 23, 2023 at 9:12 PM
@jillinois.bsky.social I hope you’re following this account
September 23, 2023 at 7:02 PM
so people complain about wrestlers calling other wrestlers out…by calling those wrestlers out? gotta love it 🙃
September 23, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I’m never gonna follow any BlueSky internal account as long as they think The NY Times is something I’d be remotely interested in following
September 22, 2023 at 7:43 PM
fresh start on social media means no “funny” corporate accounts, no celebs I don’t care about, no people I followed 12 years ago

a nice clean slate before the onslaught of people no one wants on here barges in
September 22, 2023 at 3:38 PM
wanna court danger and risk death every single day?

drive the speed limit everywhere you go

🚗🚫⬆️5️⃣5️⃣
September 22, 2023 at 2:22 PM
feeling cute might delete later
September 22, 2023 at 1:58 PM
cool thing about getting older as a Gen X’er is going to the store and hearing music from my formative years BUT that still feels like 3 years ago so UP YOURS, AGE
September 21, 2023 at 1:08 AM