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Chase McPherson
@bychasemcp.com
Wordsmith and home furnishings enthusiast. Sometimes I write things, other times I cook things. http://bychasemcp.com
Had to go to work early due to husband’s early shift. Holing up in the ‘quiet room’ still under construction. Let’s just say ‘quiet’ hasn’t gone into effect yet.
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I don't like it diluting my drinks, I don't like it glazing over the streets and keeping me housebound, and I sure don't like it oppressing me and mine. Fuck ice in all its forms I guess is what I'm trying to say.
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Motorcycle dealership that dares give me a quote nearly double the sticker price - do you really think you're getting my business?
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Day 297 of waking up thanking the deities I no longer work in news.
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Spent today watching reruns of Dallas and putting together the Sherlock Holmes LEGO set.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
We’re starting to build up IKEA Huntsville! The layout is starting to take shape and we’ve begun building displays and hang up lighting.
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What a great first week of the year!*

*said as I descend further into the fantasy world I'm choosing to dissociate into
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
My books in a local art shop in Huntsville AL - if you’re at Lowe Mill, check out Angry Gnome Art!
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Today's the day! Off to begin my intensive IKEA training.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reheated nachos are gross and the chips are soggy and the cheese separates, why is this a saying?
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just got through #heatedrivalry. The scene with Shane's mom hit hard - it's something I never got with my mom or grandmother. Mom died before we ever cleared the air and my grandmother, though loving/accepting later, wasn't initially - and I never got an apology for how it went down.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This whole pr3sidency is a 'spaghetti test.' Just like last time. Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
After 'Alex Mack,' Meredith Bishop (Annie) was in GEICO's "Tiny House" commercial.

Creator Thomas Lynch says if there were a follow-up series, he pictures Annie would be divorced and bitter.

Make Tiny House canon and you've got the reason why! youtu.be/RXKqdi0Wp0E?...
Geico Tiny House Commercial
YouTube video by Xlnt1080
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Times like this I'm glad I no longer work in news and can avoid going thru the communal lint trap that is the trending feed on X.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Freshly made ramen noodles today
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Remembering that time when things in local TV were fun and I got my on-air team in Florida to play Double Dare on Halloween.

youtu.be/Xgu0zTUCRjw
DD 35th 9am Hit
YouTube video by Chase McPherson
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Did something to flex my writing muscles while stepping way, way outside my comfort zone.

I wrote a screenplay treatment.
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Chase McPherson
This'll hopefully be the last time I put out the call for help before New Job starts. Today was my last day at Old Job and there'll be a gap before new job's paychecks start rolling in. Anything you can spare would help tremendously, and I write things if you prefer goods in exchange!
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December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This'll hopefully be the last time I put out the call for help before New Job starts. Today was my last day at Old Job and there'll be a gap before new job's paychecks start rolling in. Anything you can spare would help tremendously, and I write things if you prefer goods in exchange!
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December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Laid up in bed with a cracked rib... last night I dreamt Aunt Gladys lured me to her place, took one look at me and was like, "It's alright dearie, I'm good."
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by Chase McPherson
HEY #BOOKSKY!

Ask your friendly* neighborhood stockist to carry any/all of my books! Tell them they can learn more about my titles at bychasemcp.com!

*No, I don't know your neighborhood bookseller or librarian personally. For all I know they could be jerks, but I'm going to assume they're cool.
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
for context, her profile says she's an unabashed church lady and an aspiring matriarch, and "Penske material," whatever the hell that means.
I am in no mood.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am in no mood.
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It kinda hit me a little bit ago that this'll be the first holiday season I don't send a card to my grandmother or speak with her on the phone. My eyes hurt.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So I've had the PS5 for two days now and I can already see me playing Tetris Effect daily after work as a cool-down kinda situation.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM