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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 1d

The spooky horror is Britain.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 1d

I did!

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 3d

Lowering my weary middle aged bones cross-legged onto the flithy airport floor because this aiport is teeming but has no seating.

"Still young" I whisper as my right knee seizes.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

Bro you need to get a round of fainting in there for ultimate gains

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

Everything happens for a reason it’s just that sometimes the reasons are really fucking stupid.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

🌷💐🌟CAPITALISM🌟💐🌷

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4d

I’m on a work trip & I accidentally swallowed a temporary crown at lunch (go team) & now I have to run a full day workshop tomorrow while the right side of my face pulsates before I can fly home to get it fixed. SAD FACE.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 5d

“Unhinged” is overused to the point of meaninglessness, but Amanda telling the air over and over and over that she’s very popular is unhinged #RHOL

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Rob (Argh!) @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 6d

Left: a ruddy-cheeked older man, grey hair, business suit, a little husky: caption reads "your landlord: It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market:

Right image: caption "the "market""
A collage of 16 identical landlords

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

There’s a big Tesla office nearby and I always misread the name and think, “fitting.”

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

I went to an incredible exhibition today that examined ghosts in western art from the 17th century to modern day. It was beautiful.

Then I went back to the hotel and freaked out in the empty basement gym because I thought someone was behind me in the mirror. THANKS KUNSTMUSEM BASEL YOU PRICK.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

Every time I’m in the UK and my ex-eating disordered ass sees this it’s spiral time baby 🥳

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

I hope he’s the deadasent soon amirite

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

Trump heaving for breath while expressing empty condolences for Queen Sirikit while also getting ready to strip Thailand’s rare earth minerals in a doomed attempt to circumvent China gave me hope. You got this, let’s go baaaaaaby!*

*Congestive heart failure.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

This is horrible :(

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

God it’s true

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

The future is so awful and stupid :(

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

(It’s also the most ridiculous and incredible time capsule of late 90’s-cusp-of-2000 fashion. Also remember when David Arquette was EVERYWHERE for some reason).

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

Rewatching the old Drew Barrymore produced romcom Never Been Kissed. If you know it you know how horrifically it’s aged but all that aside, the throwaway joke of her emery board being confiscated at the high school because it’s a weapon is really profoundly depressing in retrospect.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 8d

STRONG TEARS OF STEEL

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 8d

Are you the Incredible Hulk?

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

Can’t sieg heil if you’re skanking

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10d

Divorce now pls

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12d

Same to be honest.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12d

The dream!