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I don’t know her.
Whenever the ol’ bi polars feel a bit much, I remember a comment I once saw on Instagram that said, “broken crayons still colour,” and I choose to live another day just to spite the cringe of whoever wrote that garbage.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Whenever the ol’ bi polars feel a bit much, I remember a comment I once saw on Instagram that said, “broken crayons still colour,” and I choose to live another day just to spite the cringe of whoever wrote that garbage.
10 sober months this weekend.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
10 sober months this weekend.
I was casually ignoring the Wicked films because whatever, you go theatre nerds, you guys do your thing, good for you. Now I’m ignoring it because I’m scared I’ll wind up in a cult that fears propellers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I was casually ignoring the Wicked films because whatever, you go theatre nerds, you guys do your thing, good for you. Now I’m ignoring it because I’m scared I’ll wind up in a cult that fears propellers.
I'm going to the big boy and girl sparring on Sunday and I am kind of scared.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm going to the big boy and girl sparring on Sunday and I am kind of scared.
Using “I feel” statements during conflict isn’t actually that helpful if “I feel” you’re being a massive dickhead.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Using “I feel” statements during conflict isn’t actually that helpful if “I feel” you’re being a massive dickhead.
Putting on my gloves for the commute because it's snowing and I don't want to catch hep A from the metro #just2025things
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Putting on my gloves for the commute because it's snowing and I don't want to catch hep A from the metro #just2025things
I was too sick to attend my third ever swords tournament this weekend (boo!) but I’ve been coughing too much to dwell on it (yay?) & I feel like I’ve made a trench on the mattress with my body.
Only twelve more days to Australian summer 😍
Only twelve more days to Australian summer 😍
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was too sick to attend my third ever swords tournament this weekend (boo!) but I’ve been coughing too much to dwell on it (yay?) & I feel like I’ve made a trench on the mattress with my body.
Only twelve more days to Australian summer 😍
Only twelve more days to Australian summer 😍
How else did he think the location feature was going to go?
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How else did he think the location feature was going to go?
I need this cold and flu season the back the fuck up please omg extremely sick of being sick.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I need this cold and flu season the back the fuck up please omg extremely sick of being sick.
I finally saw The Substance and think it’s one of my new all time favourite movies. My all time forever favourite movie is Sunset Boulevard so I guess you can say I have a type.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I finally saw The Substance and think it’s one of my new all time favourite movies. My all time forever favourite movie is Sunset Boulevard so I guess you can say I have a type.
Let’s get down to business
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Let’s get down to business
There should be an extension of the Australian Online Security Act that stops aging millennial women accessing videos of Robert Irwin dancing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There should be an extension of the Australian Online Security Act that stops aging millennial women accessing videos of Robert Irwin dancing.
I work in an extremely corporate environment and a dude just showed up to our team wide meeting in a tracksuit and proceeded to use the Q&A to ask leadership about promotions.
Godspeed goodly knight 🤩
Godspeed goodly knight 🤩
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I work in an extremely corporate environment and a dude just showed up to our team wide meeting in a tracksuit and proceeded to use the Q&A to ask leadership about promotions.
Godspeed goodly knight 🤩
Godspeed goodly knight 🤩
I’ve lost 30 kilos over the last 18 months and I should feel amazing and some days I do, but mostly I want to stop being perceived, I feel intensely scrutinised.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’ve lost 30 kilos over the last 18 months and I should feel amazing and some days I do, but mostly I want to stop being perceived, I feel intensely scrutinised.
The racist girl with the droopy renaissance face fucking around and finding out after getting sponsored by an AI company then finding out is 🤌
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The racist girl with the droopy renaissance face fucking around and finding out after getting sponsored by an AI company then finding out is 🤌
Me: I just had a lovely weekend staying at a UNESCO world heritage site with my in-laws & Monday is a public holiday 💖
Brain: HELLO IT’S TIME FOR INTENSE ANXIETY
Brain: HELLO IT’S TIME FOR INTENSE ANXIETY
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me: I just had a lovely weekend staying at a UNESCO world heritage site with my in-laws & Monday is a public holiday 💖
Brain: HELLO IT’S TIME FOR INTENSE ANXIETY
Brain: HELLO IT’S TIME FOR INTENSE ANXIETY
Elon, Bezos, Zuck etc., all famous for being uncool losers, and that's because to get that rich you have to be an uncool loser.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Elon, Bezos, Zuck etc., all famous for being uncool losers, and that's because to get that rich you have to be an uncool loser.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Had one of those corpo days where when I get home I want someone to crack open my soul like a coconut and scrape the black gunk out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Had one of those corpo days where when I get home I want someone to crack open my soul like a coconut and scrape the black gunk out.
@pileofgarbage.net happy Liberal implosion day :)
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
@pileofgarbage.net happy Liberal implosion day :)
The emails won't change anything. You might think you're learning something new from them, but you're not, we always knew, and they don't care.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The emails won't change anything. You might think you're learning something new from them, but you're not, we always knew, and they don't care.
Does Deviantart still exist? I miss that old school bad content that brought us all together over while we ripped it to pieces.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does Deviantart still exist? I miss that old school bad content that brought us all together over while we ripped it to pieces.
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When she's holding it, any sword is a broadsword.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When she's holding it, any sword is a broadsword.
My gynaecologist is extremely serious, so because I’ve already won at therapy my entire goal during today’s appointment was to make him laugh (and start HRT).
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My gynaecologist is extremely serious, so because I’ve already won at therapy my entire goal during today’s appointment was to make him laugh (and start HRT).