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I live my life in such a way that when I do eventually slip into dementia no one will be able to tell the difference. https://letterboxd.com/bulletproofqpid/

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · Nov 13

"I want you to go in that bag and find my light saber."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."

Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu from the Star Wars prequels is pontificating on the bad-assery of his purple motherfuckin' light saber.

This was my pinned tweet on Twitter for a good portion of my time there.

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, nothing says to me that these people gotta go like them fully embracing the bad things they're being accused of.

Constant Scream @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 2d

Really think the biggest win today aside from just numbers is negatively polarizing the regime of 12-year-olds into fully adopting #YESKINGS as their official stance.

Jd Vance posted an AI video of trump as a king. Complete with crowned and sword. They fucking love their kings..

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Ljmojc @ljmojc.bsky.social · 3d

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 2d

Nice.

bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 2d

Ibuprofen should come in amounts divisible by three. I haven't taken less than three at a time since I was a kid.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4d

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 3d

Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.

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Julie 🤬📢 @inscytheful.bsky.social · 3d

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

Harder to get a good picture of him, but Ghostface overlooks the side yard.

bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

Our little family of dead things thanks you.

bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

Our front porch...

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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 4d

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 14d

My October 2025 Horror List boxd.it/PcKDM #filmsky

My October 2025 Horror List

It's that most wonderful time of year again: October! When bulletproofQpid only watches horror films for the entire month and lets all other genres fall by the wayside until November. Some of these I'...

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

If you like Soderbergh and McQuarrie, The Limey and The Way of the Gun are definitely going to be treats. Two of my favorites.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 3d

christ, what an asshole

David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 3d

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

Yes. I always forget that.

bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 3d

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A ★★★★★ review of Dangerous Animals (2025)

"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" "See, the thing about sharks is they don't actually enjoy eating people, no." "I want my Mum!" "She's just a kid..." "When they do attack, it's unquestionably a cas...

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 4d

I would definitely expect better of the Horror Movie Hall of Fame, but then again, I'm also often disappointed.

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bulletproofQpid @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social · 5d

Um, there were female monsters far earlier than '88. I don't know where that factoid came from, but I take exception to it, as I think Elsa Lanchester would.

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ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's face with smoke coming out of her nose .

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