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I live my life in such a way that when I do eventually slip into dementia no one will be able to tell the difference. https://letterboxd.com/bulletproofqpid/
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"I want you to go in that bag and find my light saber."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."
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Yeah, nothing says to me that these people gotta go like them fully embracing the bad things they're being accused of.
Really think the biggest win today aside from just numbers is negatively polarizing the regime of 12-year-olds into fully adopting #YESKINGS as their official stance.
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Ibuprofen should come in amounts divisible by three. I haven't taken less than three at a time since I was a kid.
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
Harder to get a good picture of him, but Ghostface overlooks the side yard.
Our little family of dead things thanks you.
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If you like Soderbergh and McQuarrie, The Limey and The Way of the Gun are definitely going to be treats. Two of my favorites.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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christ, what an asshole
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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I would definitely expect better of the Horror Movie Hall of Fame, but then again, I'm also often disappointed.
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Um, there were female monsters far earlier than '88. I don't know where that factoid came from, but I take exception to it, as I think Elsa Lanchester would.
a black and white photo of a woman 's face with smoke coming out of her nose .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's face with smoke coming out of her nose .
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