Buford Lunchbox
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Buford Lunchbox
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“Of course I know Dr. Rodeo, Tracy. I wouldn’t have made it through medical school without him. He taught me everything I know about hard work, perseverance, and taking enough PCP to become smarter than god.”
Also why is Dr. Rodeo not already the name of a store-brand Dr. Pepper knockoff
Per ESPN, the Giants trust a man named Dr. Rodeo to determine if their QB scrambled his brain. Is this the worst/funniest combo of name and situation for a doctor?
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Here is my dog trying to take a nap and managing to position himself so the tiny bit of sunlight coming through the window is pointed directly at his eyes
Which current QBs would be most impacted by a halftime heater like the legend Len Dawson? I think any QB from Texas (Stafford, Mayfield, Mahomes) gets a nice boost. Jones and Lawrence get the shakes. Rodgers misses the 3rd Quarter because he insists on rolling his own and fucks them up
“No more money for cancer research, Bobby wants it all redirected towards collecting and studying teen jizz”
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
Read through the screenshots then clicked the article link to see what else was in this insane Mike Pence profile. Legitimately shocked to find it was not about him
happy tenth anniversary to the mother’s food must be hot story, which immediately gave me severe brain damage upon reading www.jezebel.com/restaurant-c...
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If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.

They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
If you thought the grocery situation was bad already, those fuckers at Aldi sold me a hollow onion today
Congrats to everyone who helped elect President Wiggum
donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
Slow Horses is so good, you’ll find yourself knocking out a season a day and be ready for the upcoming season by the end of the week
At a little brewery taproom, Sweet Caroline just started over the speakers and the lady who brought her dog in a stroller is doing everything she can to keep her excitement under control but she looks like a video game character powering up…bout to hear some bum bum bums
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“Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man, in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting.”

Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Parents outraged as Meta uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man
Exclusive: Instagram pictures of girls as young as 13 were posted to promote Threads site ‘as bait’, campaigner says
www.theguardian.com
Unholy color for food. Only Play Doh and wet paint should exist in that shade of green
BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
They tried to come original but seem to be all mixed up
Got served this ad on the other side. Someone paid money to make this important message could reach the masses
The “pro-life” party
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
Do you think people like this have developed a true fondness for the taste of lead paint, or do they just slurp it down daily as like a pica thing?
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
Je Suis Charlie
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
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This collection is called “being a royals fan in the 00s”
Whenever it finally happens, they should turn his gravesite into a public toilet. 4 stalls, $100/minute, we’d have a waitlist 3 years long. That’s an easy $200 mil per year before factoring in the souvenir shop
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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