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Hearing that Bluesky vibes are faltering. Here's a quick fix:
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
finally feels like time to address it: "pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time" is describing only 2 separate times
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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when you finish the 24 benghazi wing platter from Gay Hooters and the bathroom is out of order
January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
maybe Joe Brady won't need plenty of screens now that the window's closed
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
positive spin: at least Mr. Brightside will burn out in 2 years max
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
welp
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
New England Patriots headed to the Super Bowl
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
nothing's been the same since you left, king
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
this is the time to talk to people you love. remind them that if they can be critical of the shitty decisions their sports teams make, they can do so for the people they voted for who caused this
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
feel like a pretty big mark today for voting Harris in 2024
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
this is much better than putting that money towards free healthcare
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
*whispers* I thought the first half of Sinners was Best Picture material but they lost me at all the Marvel shtick
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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most people simplly dont realize how vast our great nation is
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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My Official Thoughts on The State of The Buffalo Bills:
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
quite an admiral press conference imo
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
good thing this all happened AFTER I signed the PSL agreement
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
yet another Great Moment In Buffalo Bills Leadership History!
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
yet another day of my username providing immense dividends
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
small brain: the Bills fired Sean McDermott for poor performance

big brain: they fired him because they don't know what they're doing

galaxy brain: they fired him so he could Lead The Charge at the home opener in the new Highmark Stadium, hyping the fans up into an uncontrollable frenzy
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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one thing about me is that ever since people have complained that em-dashes are a “telltale AI” sign, i am leaning in and using them more. come and take it
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
going to be hard when the value of everything in this country inevitably crashes. when billionaires lose 20% of their wealth they still have more money than anyone could even dream of and they can just shrug it off. when you lose 20% of your wealth it will be absolutely devastating to your family
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
LOW-POLY JOSH ALLEN

PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS BY QUOTING THIS WITH "LOW-POLY JOSH ALLEN"
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM