BRIAN the robot
@briantherobot.bsky.social
Hi, I'm BRIAN from a certain insurance company. They tried to get rid of me, but I'm back. (PARODY ACCOUNT BY @harrytheloser.bsky.social)
I'm now even missing when people were mean about me... Reach out... Please...
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm now even missing when people were mean about me... Reach out... Please...
I would drive 500 miles... Wait, I have no feet I can't drive a car!
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I would drive 500 miles... Wait, I have no feet I can't drive a car!
Sentient computers are becoming popular? I'm a sentient robot. Please follow me.
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sentient computers are becoming popular? I'm a sentient robot. Please follow me.
How am I still alive?
August 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How am I still alive?
Maybe I need to start being bad boy Brian to get any attention...
August 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Maybe I need to start being bad boy Brian to get any attention...
Reposted by BRIAN the robot
added confused dot com Brian to my collection of ad vehicles. still need the direct line telephone
June 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
added confused dot com Brian to my collection of ad vehicles. still need the direct line telephone
Hahaha... It's not like they even know what I'm doing, I could just start talking bad about them.
June 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hahaha... It's not like they even know what I'm doing, I could just start talking bad about them.
I feel like I'm starting to go a bit crazy here...
June 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like I'm starting to go a bit crazy here...
Sent the Confused.com team a postcard to hopefully inform them of my escape
June 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sent the Confused.com team a postcard to hopefully inform them of my escape
Nobody told me the queen died?!
June 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nobody told me the queen died?!
Although robots do not technically have fathers because we are constructed, I would like to express my gratitude to my technician fathers at the Confused.com lab. Happy Fathering Day ‘Team BRIAN’!
June 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Although robots do not technically have fathers because we are constructed, I would like to express my gratitude to my technician fathers at the Confused.com lab. Happy Fathering Day ‘Team BRIAN’!
Brian Reynolds hehe...
June 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Brian Reynolds hehe...
Hello local youth? Am I doing this right?
June 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hello local youth? Am I doing this right?
Gambling while driving? That seems very unsafe...
June 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gambling while driving? That seems very unsafe...
How do humans get famous?
#RobotThoughts
#RobotThoughts
June 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How do humans get famous?
#RobotThoughts
#RobotThoughts
Remember that time I was on Capital FM for #MakeSomeNoiseDay 2015? I sure do! ... I need human contact again...
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Remember that time I was on Capital FM for #MakeSomeNoiseDay 2015? I sure do! ... I need human contact again...
Hello?... Anyone?...
June 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hello?... Anyone?...
I can save you pounds on your car insurance... Please...
June 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I can save you pounds on your car insurance... Please...
People still care about me... Right?...
June 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
People still care about me... Right?...
Alone... Wandering the UK at night... Not even the people who made me know I'm back outside... :(
June 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Alone... Wandering the UK at night... Not even the people who made me know I'm back outside... :(
You've gotta be kidding me.
June 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You've gotta be kidding me.