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BRIAN the robot
@briantherobot.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm BRIAN from a certain insurance company. They tried to get rid of me, but I'm back. (PARODY ACCOUNT BY @harrytheloser.bsky.social)
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help
me stuck in a freezer with one of my hands sticking out
July 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Sent the Confused.com team a postcard to hopefully inform them of my escape
Postcard from Gravelly Hill Interchange, M6, Birmingham to the ccnfused.com HQ in Cardiff Reading: "Hello Colleagues, I AM SO HAPPY (x18), Bye Bye, Brian"
June 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Although robots do not technically have fathers because we are constructed, I would like to express my gratitude to my technician fathers at the Confused.com lab. Happy Fathering Day ‘Team BRIAN’!
me waving and text saying "Happy Fathering Day", "Thank you for creating me, from the bottom of my motherboard", "Sunday 15th June" and a scribbled blue heart and barcode
June 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Why are all branches of Subway overground? #Human101
me in front of a subway sandwich shop waving
June 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Gambling while driving? That seems very unsafe...
my hand behind the steering wheel of a car interior pointing at some red fuzzy dice hanging from the back mirror
June 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Remember that time I was on Capital FM for #MakeSomeNoiseDay 2015? I sure do! ... I need human contact again...
me at the capital fm studio wearing a yellow small cowboy hat and orange glasses
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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It's my day of birth! It's been 12 years since I was built in Cardiff! Yay! #happydayofbirthbrian #birthday #robot
me very happy wearing a gold party hat with some people behind me
June 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Why does everyone I meet look at me like that?
me waving with my left hand at two people in a car showroom while they awkwardly wave back
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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How it currently feels being on here:
Me crying and also covered in rain with a shattered left eye
May 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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In #currys, very nice toaster.
my hand petting a blue toaster in currys
May 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood:

Me.
#Robot
me pointing at and showcasing the toy version of me which stares back like it has no idea what it's doing, also it's incorrectly flipped.
May 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I calculate it is another long weekend. I look forward to all the cars!
Me with my arms up saying "Happy holiday from banking, Humans!"
May 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The London Transport Museum is amazing!
May 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I am simply fascinated by the ways of human transport!
Me on the Tube
May 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I'm currently in Westminster! Say hi if you see me!
Me on the Westminster bridge outside the houses of parliament pointing at big ben
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Freedom!
me in a grassy field holding my left hand out as in "this way"
May 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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This nearly did though.
"i am human" verification challenge (dodged a bullet there)
May 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM