Brian Syslack
@briansyslack.bsky.social
Laywer. SCUBA certified since 2001. Bengals fan. Happy dad of two. Husband. Lover of all things aquatic. Object Law and Order saved my life.
#ProtectWeaponKids #MoreThanMyObject #StopFoodViolence
#ProtectWeaponKids #MoreThanMyObject #StopFoodViolence
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mayor Shelves doesn't understand how important weaponkind is to our city- instead of striving to destigmatize weapons in teaching and caregiving positions, she wants them in the line of duty. I expected better. I didn't vote for these regressionist policies. #MoreThanMyObject #ProtectWeaponKids
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Mayor Shelves doesn't understand how important weaponkind is to our city- instead of striving to destigmatize weapons in teaching and caregiving positions, she wants them in the line of duty. I expected better. I didn't vote for these regressionist policies. #MoreThanMyObject #ProtectWeaponKids
Greetings and salutations. Had another fun day with the wife and kids.
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Greetings and salutations. Had another fun day with the wife and kids.
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Do I need to go back and watch Brothers & Sisters? Obviously Sally Field being in it means for sure yes.
August 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Do I need to go back and watch Brothers & Sisters? Obviously Sally Field being in it means for sure yes.
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I love Object Law and Order.
August 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I love Object Law and Order.
My older daughter keeps sending me YouTube Shorts of a phenomenon called "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome." She says that her generation is doomed. In all honesty, I just see young kids having fun and imitating what's on their TVs.
July 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My older daughter keeps sending me YouTube Shorts of a phenomenon called "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome." She says that her generation is doomed. In all honesty, I just see young kids having fun and imitating what's on their TVs.
Yesterday, we celebrated the 77th year since the law allowing armless objects to drive was passed. Since then, we as a people have made great strides in locomotive designs to accommodate all limb amounts and body shapes. 🎆
July 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yesterday, we celebrated the 77th year since the law allowing armless objects to drive was passed. Since then, we as a people have made great strides in locomotive designs to accommodate all limb amounts and body shapes. 🎆
Planning for my lazy Sunday tomorrow. Taking Kelsie and the kids out to the local botanical garden.
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Planning for my lazy Sunday tomorrow. Taking Kelsie and the kids out to the local botanical garden.
People have told me to shave my mustache. To that I say, "is this your mustache? No? Then why is it your concern?" I'll keep this mustache until I'm on my deathbed.
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
People have told me to shave my mustache. To that I say, "is this your mustache? No? Then why is it your concern?" I'll keep this mustache until I'm on my deathbed.
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so the manufacturer of those recovery centers is saying i have to do time now since i wasn't punished back when i broke them...
but @briansyslack.bsky.social and i put together a case that since it happened so long ago, it's no longer relevant and we have proof i've improved my behavior since then!
but @briansyslack.bsky.social and i put together a case that since it happened so long ago, it's no longer relevant and we have proof i've improved my behavior since then!
April 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
so the manufacturer of those recovery centers is saying i have to do time now since i wasn't punished back when i broke them...
but @briansyslack.bsky.social and i put together a case that since it happened so long ago, it's no longer relevant and we have proof i've improved my behavior since then!
but @briansyslack.bsky.social and i put together a case that since it happened so long ago, it's no longer relevant and we have proof i've improved my behavior since then!
I have a case in a mysterious region called Goiky soon. I have only vaguely heard of this place, but never traveled myself.
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have a case in a mysterious region called Goiky soon. I have only vaguely heard of this place, but never traveled myself.
My oldest daughter, knowing I have Bluesky, sent me this image to post. 😊
March 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My oldest daughter, knowing I have Bluesky, sent me this image to post. 😊
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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
March 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
I am back. Very windy today. I thought my mustache was going to blow away 🤣
March 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am back. Very windy today. I thought my mustache was going to blow away 🤣
Cooper was like any other fifth grader in object elementary school. This is a right every child should have, and it was ripped out of his hands by this cruel, ignorant system. He'll spend the rest of his formative years in object prison. His only "crime?" Being born as a handgun. #ProtectWeaponKids
March 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cooper was like any other fifth grader in object elementary school. This is a right every child should have, and it was ripped out of his hands by this cruel, ignorant system. He'll spend the rest of his formative years in object prison. His only "crime?" Being born as a handgun. #ProtectWeaponKids
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speak that truth brian ✊✊✊
The way I see how people have been treating this young calculator artist in the news is heartbreaking. She has a passion and should be allowed to pursue it. #MoreThanMyObject
March 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
speak that truth brian ✊✊✊
Empower non writing utensil artists. #MoreThanMyObject
March 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Empower non writing utensil artists. #MoreThanMyObject