Brian Edits Things
@brianedits.bsky.social
Editor, Author, and the Least Interesting Man in the World.
He/him, Ace-spec, mobility impaired, dx neurodivergent.
Proud father of a kick-ass trans son.
Check out the Rogue Writers writing community at https://roguewriters.net
He/him, Ace-spec, mobility impaired, dx neurodivergent.
Proud father of a kick-ass trans son.
Check out the Rogue Writers writing community at https://roguewriters.net
It's probably going to be *Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.*
You have to reboot your mom's favorite 90s show, what are you rebooting?
Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's probably going to be *Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.*
My favorite part about the discussion my GF and I had this morning about Geralt getting isekai'd into Spider-Man's body isn't necessarily the part where Spider-Man now has Two Big Swords.
My favorite part is the required prologue crossover between Geralt and Truck-Kun.
"??? ...fuck."
My favorite part is the required prologue crossover between Geralt and Truck-Kun.
"??? ...fuck."
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My favorite part about the discussion my GF and I had this morning about Geralt getting isekai'd into Spider-Man's body isn't necessarily the part where Spider-Man now has Two Big Swords.
My favorite part is the required prologue crossover between Geralt and Truck-Kun.
"??? ...fuck."
My favorite part is the required prologue crossover between Geralt and Truck-Kun.
"??? ...fuck."
Jette is a trans noble teenager whose parents have just been murdered. She's hiding in a school that's secretly teaching commoners magic (gasp!). It's run by an evil(?) cult, but nobody knows that yet.
She's naive, trusting, and believes rules keep everyone safe. Lots of rules here in magic school!
She's naive, trusting, and believes rules keep everyone safe. Lots of rules here in magic school!
#LGBTQWriteAThon October 14:
Introduce us to your MC today!
#writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters
Introduce us to your MC today!
#writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Jette is a trans noble teenager whose parents have just been murdered. She's hiding in a school that's secretly teaching commoners magic (gasp!). It's run by an evil(?) cult, but nobody knows that yet.
She's naive, trusting, and believes rules keep everyone safe. Lots of rules here in magic school!
She's naive, trusting, and believes rules keep everyone safe. Lots of rules here in magic school!
RAWR starts tomorrow! A two-month writing challenge with a standard goal of 50,000 words, but that's infinitely customizable using Trackbear. Check out Rogue Writers and join the Trackbear leaderboard!
roguewriters.net/rawr/
#RAWR #RogueWriters
roguewriters.net/rawr/
#RAWR #RogueWriters
Rogue’s Amazing Word Rush (RAWR) - Rogue Writers
October and November are Rogue's Amazing Word Rush — RAWR! — A two-month writing challenge when we write a novel or complete a project in 30, 31, or 61 days!
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October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
RAWR starts tomorrow! A two-month writing challenge with a standard goal of 50,000 words, but that's infinitely customizable using Trackbear. Check out Rogue Writers and join the Trackbear leaderboard!
roguewriters.net/rawr/
#RAWR #RogueWriters
roguewriters.net/rawr/
#RAWR #RogueWriters
The #rapture happened! Millions of people all over the world are confirming it!
...you just weren't picked. Sorry. Better luck next time!
...you just weren't picked. Sorry. Better luck next time!
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The #rapture happened! Millions of people all over the world are confirming it!
...you just weren't picked. Sorry. Better luck next time!
...you just weren't picked. Sorry. Better luck next time!
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Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.
I have finally posted my review of Gabriella Buba's *Saints of Storm and Sorrow* over on the Rogue Writers website. Sorry about the delay!
TLDR: S-Tier, 9/10
(The review contains no spoilers.)
#saintsofstormandsorrow #booksky #gabriellabuba
TLDR: S-Tier, 9/10
(The review contains no spoilers.)
#saintsofstormandsorrow #booksky #gabriellabuba
Rogue Reviews: Saints of Storm and Sorrow by Gabriella Buba
Reviewing Saints of Storm and Sorrow is a challenge, because I have a limited amount of space into which I need to squish a nearly limitless amount of praise.
roguewriters.net
August 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have finally posted my review of Gabriella Buba's *Saints of Storm and Sorrow* over on the Rogue Writers website. Sorry about the delay!
TLDR: S-Tier, 9/10
(The review contains no spoilers.)
#saintsofstormandsorrow #booksky #gabriellabuba
TLDR: S-Tier, 9/10
(The review contains no spoilers.)
#saintsofstormandsorrow #booksky #gabriellabuba
"Elon's Death-Note-flavored sex tulpa" may be the best thing I've read in years, and I edit books for a living.
The only possible good thing to come from Elon's Death Note-flavored sex tulpa is that dudes like Asmongold self-select out of the dating pool.
July 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Elon's Death-Note-flavored sex tulpa" may be the best thing I've read in years, and I edit books for a living.
Philadelphia would get long much better for much longer without the mayor than they will without sanitation workers.
Maybe the mayor should go on strike and see how long it takes anyone to notice.
Maybe the mayor should go on strike and see how long it takes anyone to notice.
July 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Philadelphia would get long much better for much longer without the mayor than they will without sanitation workers.
Maybe the mayor should go on strike and see how long it takes anyone to notice.
Maybe the mayor should go on strike and see how long it takes anyone to notice.
A guy showed up in my discover feed with dogwater takes on how the LA protestors ought to change. Ex: Their flags make their fight for survival unpalatable to mildly racist middle-class folks.
Not sure what this guy's deal was, I clicked on his bio.
"Staff writer at The Atlantic."
Mystery solved.
Not sure what this guy's deal was, I clicked on his bio.
"Staff writer at The Atlantic."
Mystery solved.
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A guy showed up in my discover feed with dogwater takes on how the LA protestors ought to change. Ex: Their flags make their fight for survival unpalatable to mildly racist middle-class folks.
Not sure what this guy's deal was, I clicked on his bio.
"Staff writer at The Atlantic."
Mystery solved.
Not sure what this guy's deal was, I clicked on his bio.
"Staff writer at The Atlantic."
Mystery solved.
You know that feeling when you've been writing pretty consistently your whole life, then burn out and stop writing for like six months, which causes you to believe that you no longer count as a writer, and now saying "I'm a writer" makes you feel like a liar and a fraud?
...oh. That's just me, huh?
...oh. That's just me, huh?
June 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You know that feeling when you've been writing pretty consistently your whole life, then burn out and stop writing for like six months, which causes you to believe that you no longer count as a writer, and now saying "I'm a writer" makes you feel like a liar and a fraud?
...oh. That's just me, huh?
...oh. That's just me, huh?
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People may lose their jobs over this, but this live stream is important and will run all the way to the start of hurricane season. Support our scientists, drop in on the live stream, hit the subscribe button and maybe stick around a bit. Lots of ninteresting stuff!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWR...
Live from NASA GISS, kicking-off the Weather and Climate 100-hour livestream
YouTube video by The Weather & Climate Livestream
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
People may lose their jobs over this, but this live stream is important and will run all the way to the start of hurricane season. Support our scientists, drop in on the live stream, hit the subscribe button and maybe stick around a bit. Lots of ninteresting stuff!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWR...
Sometimes, academic publishing IS interesting.
(This is not one I edited, but I kind of wish I had.)
biomedgrid.com/fulltext/vol...
(This is not one I edited, but I kind of wish I had.)
biomedgrid.com/fulltext/vol...
Cyllage City COVID-19 Outbreak Linked to Zubat
Consumption
A localized outbreak of COVID-19 pneumonia in Cyllage City among a population with no history of travel to infected regions has been tentatively
linked to consumption of the regional insectivorous zub...
biomedgrid.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sometimes, academic publishing IS interesting.
(This is not one I edited, but I kind of wish I had.)
biomedgrid.com/fulltext/vol...
(This is not one I edited, but I kind of wish I had.)
biomedgrid.com/fulltext/vol...
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Editing scientific papers is fascinating and educational, but it gets SUPER boring after a while. What I wouldn't do for a paying fiction project about now.
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Editing scientific papers is fascinating and educational, but it gets SUPER boring after a while. What I wouldn't do for a paying fiction project about now.
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
I will never stop extolling the virtues of this movie.
I will never stop extolling the virtues of this movie.
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
I will never stop extolling the virtues of this movie.
I will never stop extolling the virtues of this movie.
In the #nanowrimo farewell video, Kilby says that donations through the website have been shut down now that Nano is dissolving.
As usual, Kilby is full of shit.
The site let me get all the way to entering my CC number, where I decided I didn't want to spend $5 to go from 95% sure to 100% sure.
As usual, Kilby is full of shit.
The site let me get all the way to entering my CC number, where I decided I didn't want to spend $5 to go from 95% sure to 100% sure.
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In the #nanowrimo farewell video, Kilby says that donations through the website have been shut down now that Nano is dissolving.
As usual, Kilby is full of shit.
The site let me get all the way to entering my CC number, where I decided I didn't want to spend $5 to go from 95% sure to 100% sure.
As usual, Kilby is full of shit.
The site let me get all the way to entering my CC number, where I decided I didn't want to spend $5 to go from 95% sure to 100% sure.
After thinking super hard about this, I've decided that JKR thinks the ace community are YET MORE "secretly straight men lying about their sexuality to sneak into women's spaces and commit rape."
The "-phobic" suffix has never in history been more aptly applied any other human's thought process.
The "-phobic" suffix has never in history been more aptly applied any other human's thought process.
She was always going to come for the rest of the alphabet. Always.
Transphobia is just the most acceptable way to be a homphobe. Once they feel untouchable, they pull the mask off.
www.them.us/story/jk-row...
Transphobia is just the most acceptable way to be a homphobe. Once they feel untouchable, they pull the mask off.
www.them.us/story/jk-row...
Turns Out J.K. Rowling Is Mad at More Letters Than Just the “T” in LGBTQIA+
On International Asexuality Day, Rowling joked she would like to observe “Bored of This Shit Day.”
www.them.us
April 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
After thinking super hard about this, I've decided that JKR thinks the ace community are YET MORE "secretly straight men lying about their sexuality to sneak into women's spaces and commit rape."
The "-phobic" suffix has never in history been more aptly applied any other human's thought process.
The "-phobic" suffix has never in history been more aptly applied any other human's thought process.
#Gumroad users: The CEO of Gumroad is now working for #DOGE (for free, on the backs of creatives who use his platform). He's fired all of his staff and replaced them with AI, and has said that's also what he wants to do at the VA, which he's helping to dismantle right now.
Gumroad’s Interestingly Timed “Open-Source” Play
The creator-economy service Gumroad decided to open-source its platform at a suspiciously convenient time. (And even “open source” might be stretching it.)
tedium.co
April 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This is somehow even WORSE than the chart I used on a joke election poster during my LARP character's campaign for the in-game town mayor position.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is somehow even WORSE than the chart I used on a joke election poster during my LARP character's campaign for the in-game town mayor position.
My first blog post with Rogue Writers is out now!
This post discusses those omnipresent "10 tips to improve your writing by a billion percent" lists. Using the one I've been most recently exposed to as a typical example, I break it down point-by-point and explain why most of it is nonsense.
This post discusses those omnipresent "10 tips to improve your writing by a billion percent" lists. Using the one I've been most recently exposed to as a typical example, I break it down point-by-point and explain why most of it is nonsense.
Improve Your Writing By Ignoring These Weird Tips -
There are lots of very important rules, like rules on correct punctuation (and most of those can still be bent by the right author). Everything else is style.
roguewriters.net
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My first blog post with Rogue Writers is out now!
This post discusses those omnipresent "10 tips to improve your writing by a billion percent" lists. Using the one I've been most recently exposed to as a typical example, I break it down point-by-point and explain why most of it is nonsense.
This post discusses those omnipresent "10 tips to improve your writing by a billion percent" lists. Using the one I've been most recently exposed to as a typical example, I break it down point-by-point and explain why most of it is nonsense.
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In the early years I loved the atmosphere of #NaNoWriMo and it helped me get a lot of writing done, but given what it turned into over the last few years, I can't say I feel any particular sadness over its demise.
April 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
In the early years I loved the atmosphere of #NaNoWriMo and it helped me get a lot of writing done, but given what it turned into over the last few years, I can't say I feel any particular sadness over its demise.