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Brian Edits Things
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Editor, Author, and the Least Interesting Man in the World.

He/him, Ace-spec, mobility impaired, dx neurodivergent.

Proud father of a kick-ass trans son.

Check out the Rogue Writers writing community at https://roguewriters.net
While I know there are a thousand new challenges springing up in the wake of NaNoWriMo's demise, I can't resist dropping a shameless plug for the group I'm a part of:

Rogue Writers does RAWR (Rogue's Amazing Word Rush) across Oct *and* Nov. Less icky burnout, same great results!
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Cuidado! Piso mojado!
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I guess not. Well, let's see what kind of cultural landscape the combination of end-stage capitalism and laziness leaves us with! I'm sure it'll be cool and good.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Welcome to Ayatollah Roberts's America, where the Supreme Court will rubber-stamp this as part of the path to a theocratic ethnostate. Laws no longer matter.
October 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The policy of "only successful influencers deserve to be authors" surely won't have any detrimental impact on the nation's cultural or creative landscape.
October 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've been fantasizing about that for years. I want everyone who believes they'll be raptured to be raptured. Post haste.

I can hardly *imagine* how much we could get done without them violently fighting and threatening us every time we suggest being marginally less cruel to the poor and oppressed.
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What about that which is not dead but can eternal lie?
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You'd think "I support not letting a captive audience of children starve" would be the easiest policy position to adopt in the history of policy positions.

And yet, it's a tooth-and-nail fight.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's Hulk Hogan's influence that has led to a situation where all the wrestlers who get real, consistent ring time are in their 50s and all the younger, new talent gets cut after a year or two.

Also, I believe Vince McPredator would have been ousted a long time ago w/o Hulk, but that's just imo.
July 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Aww, I was excited for 85 opinions.

I mean, I knew it was an unreasonable expectation, but still...
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
18-year-old Army infantrymen manage to do a better job minimizing civiliant casualties in an active war zone than cops do at home. They have no excuses.
July 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Which is nonsense. They're "not allowed" to break into an innocent person's apartment and shoot them in their sleep, either, and yet...

They're allowed to do whatever they want. They don't help because they don't want to.
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not much; what's bofa with you?

HAH HAH! GOT EM!
June 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Mice can be a nightmare. I fought those little assholes for close to 15 years. Calling in a professional is the right move; there's no room for mercy or half-measures once they get bad.
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You just can't with these people. They'll talk in circles and redefine common words (like "good" or "blood") and *never once* notice how absolutely unhinged they sound to anyone who wasn't exposed to this stuff from the moment they were born.
June 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
God is allegedly the axiomatic basis of "good." Anything he does is "good" by definition.

That dumb idea infects everything else in conservative ideology: "good" is an inborn identity, not a function of choices and actions.

If Trump does Thing A, it's Good. If AOC does Thing A, it's Bad.
June 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM