Bre Jolie
@brejolienyc.bsky.social
Manhattan daydream believer | Music Maven | Travel Companion | Dinner Date ✨
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📧 [email protected]
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My birthday month + Sagittarius season is finally here! Let the month-long celebration of freedom-loving fiery hearts begin. Spoil me and I’ll woo you right back ✨🏹
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists
NYC winter is just everyone quietly agreeing to be kinder because the wind is absolutely doing enough.
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
NYC winter is just everyone quietly agreeing to be kinder because the wind is absolutely doing enough.
What a tremendous loss and an unnecessary one! Princess Bride is an all-time fave too. RIP Mr Reiner 🥲
Princess Bride is one of those movies I can recite nearly word for word. One time, I was having a bad acid experience, and to soothe my jangled nerves, I turned on The Princess Bride, and just focused all of my zigzagging mind on it, and when it was over? I was fine. Thank you and RIP, Rob Reiner
TIL nearly all of the "Miracle Max" scene from Princess Bride was improvised by Billy Crystal, and it took three ten hour days to shoot, because they couldn't get through his improv without everyone (cast and crew) laughing so hard it ruined the audio.
Mandy Patinkin bruised a rib holding it in.
Mandy Patinkin bruised a rib holding it in.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What a tremendous loss and an unnecessary one! Princess Bride is an all-time fave too. RIP Mr Reiner 🥲
Haha! No fixing required. I like things already ✨handled✨
😂😂😂This made my day!!! You are more than a smoldering beauty!!! I bet it is hot as hell watching you fix something!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Haha! No fixing required. I like things already ✨handled✨
NYC at Christmas is aggressive about beauty! I respect it 🎄🎉
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
NYC at Christmas is aggressive about beauty! I respect it 🎄🎉
Winding down, warming up. See you at 8:30.
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Winding down, warming up. See you at 8:30.
I’m a much nicer person after spa day; I’ve done the research. Science!
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m a much nicer person after spa day; I’ve done the research. Science!
Tonight, 8:30pm. I’m doing something a little chaotic and a little cozy. Bring snacks.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Tonight, 8:30pm. I’m doing something a little chaotic and a little cozy. Bring snacks.
Paywalls are only hot when women use them. When news sites do it, it’s giving anti-intellectualism and sabotaging my personal growth arc.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Paywalls are only hot when women use them. When news sites do it, it’s giving anti-intellectualism and sabotaging my personal growth arc.
The older I get the more I realize my true love language is having nothing urgent to fix.
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The older I get the more I realize my true love language is having nothing urgent to fix.
Someone said “dress cute, we’re going out” so I did. NYC cooperated with the palette. 🍴
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Someone said “dress cute, we’re going out” so I did. NYC cooperated with the palette. 🍴
Teensy adjustment on that live! Friday, Dec 12th at 8:30pm.
A little…evening mischief off-platform.
If you know, you know.
A little…evening mischief off-platform.
If you know, you know.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Teensy adjustment on that live! Friday, Dec 12th at 8:30pm.
A little…evening mischief off-platform.
If you know, you know.
A little…evening mischief off-platform.
If you know, you know.
Alternative R&B >opera >lo-fi > rap > soul.
My Wrapped is basically a moodboard of a woman who reads, feels deeply, and changes playlists like outfits. 🎶
My Wrapped is basically a moodboard of a woman who reads, feels deeply, and changes playlists like outfits. 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Alternative R&B >opera >lo-fi > rap > soul.
My Wrapped is basically a moodboard of a woman who reads, feels deeply, and changes playlists like outfits. 🎶
My Wrapped is basically a moodboard of a woman who reads, feels deeply, and changes playlists like outfits. 🎶
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I’ll be live next Thursday 8:30pm…
I want you watching 🌙
I want you watching 🌙
I’m *sharing* gifts during my birthday month on that private site—you know the one! First sassy lil’ something of December is going out tomorrow 💋 (Link in my bio)
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’ll be live next Thursday 8:30pm…
I want you watching 🌙
I want you watching 🌙
A younger relative called to catch up (aka soft-launch her Christmas wishlist). I asked if she’d saved $ this year and she replied, ‘this convo isn’t good for my mental health’…and promptly ended the call.
And that’s how I learned I’m the millennial elder + the reply guy 😩
And that’s how I learned I’m the millennial elder + the reply guy 😩
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A younger relative called to catch up (aka soft-launch her Christmas wishlist). I asked if she’d saved $ this year and she replied, ‘this convo isn’t good for my mental health’…and promptly ended the call.
And that’s how I learned I’m the millennial elder + the reply guy 😩
And that’s how I learned I’m the millennial elder + the reply guy 😩
Reposted by Bre Jolie
I’ve published my first longform piece on Substack, and I’d love if you’d give it a read. It contemplates the endless creativity of our community across time, and the current wave of censorship we’re facing.
substack.com/@melodyuncha...
substack.com/@melodyuncha...
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’ve published my first longform piece on Substack, and I’d love if you’d give it a read. It contemplates the endless creativity of our community across time, and the current wave of censorship we’re facing.
substack.com/@melodyuncha...
substack.com/@melodyuncha...
A little unexpected magic: a December date shifted, which means I suddenly have room for one or two dates this month in NYC/DC/Philly.
Rare for me this month and perfect timing if you’ve been waiting to meet. You know what to do ✨
Rare for me this month and perfect timing if you’ve been waiting to meet. You know what to do ✨
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A little unexpected magic: a December date shifted, which means I suddenly have room for one or two dates this month in NYC/DC/Philly.
Rare for me this month and perfect timing if you’ve been waiting to meet. You know what to do ✨
Rare for me this month and perfect timing if you’ve been waiting to meet. You know what to do ✨
‘Pillow talk’ having a negative connotation is yet another sign people fear pleasure + vulnerability. What’s wrong? We’re nude! We’re talking! We’re sated! You’re spilling!
Another attack on my culture, I fear. 😭
Another attack on my culture, I fear. 😭
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
‘Pillow talk’ having a negative connotation is yet another sign people fear pleasure + vulnerability. What’s wrong? We’re nude! We’re talking! We’re sated! You’re spilling!
Another attack on my culture, I fear. 😭
Another attack on my culture, I fear. 😭
I’m *sharing* gifts during my birthday month on that private site—you know the one! First sassy lil’ something of December is going out tomorrow 💋 (Link in my bio)
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m *sharing* gifts during my birthday month on that private site—you know the one! First sassy lil’ something of December is going out tomorrow 💋 (Link in my bio)
I romanticize grocery shopping like it’s a scene in a romcom. (This is how walking home from Whole Foods in NYC winter is bearable)
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I romanticize grocery shopping like it’s a scene in a romcom. (This is how walking home from Whole Foods in NYC winter is bearable)
Nothing reveals me as a former collegiate a capella singer like my behavior around the holidays. People say you can’t sing every part of Carol of the Bells in one go; I say, try me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Nothing reveals me as a former collegiate a capella singer like my behavior around the holidays. People say you can’t sing every part of Carol of the Bells in one go; I say, try me.
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Hi all the people from the hellscape site. Join us! we’re still here 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hi all the people from the hellscape site. Join us! we’re still here 🤣
Happy (belated) Thanksgiving from me and my perfect baked mac n cheese! 🧀🦃
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy (belated) Thanksgiving from me and my perfect baked mac n cheese! 🧀🦃
My birthday month + Sagittarius season is finally here! Let the month-long celebration of freedom-loving fiery hearts begin. Spoil me and I’ll woo you right back ✨🏹
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My birthday month + Sagittarius season is finally here! Let the month-long celebration of freedom-loving fiery hearts begin. Spoil me and I’ll woo you right back ✨🏹
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists
✈️ Dinner/overnight/travel dates
👜 Shopping trips
💌 e-gift cards from my wishlists