Brandton 🏳️🌈
@brandtonwithad.bsky.social
Former Utah Boy. Might post about sports, water polo, geek stuff, politics or being gay. Just depends on the mood hitting me.
SWFL living
SWFL living
For any Christian who espouses this view, I have a story about a golden calf for you
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For any Christian who espouses this view, I have a story about a golden calf for you
Happy humpday. May you all get humped like I will be tonight
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy humpday. May you all get humped like I will be tonight
The vibes today
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The vibes today
Brandton’s plan to get skinnier: workout in the back half of the week, and less beers in the back half as well
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Brandton’s plan to get skinnier: workout in the back half of the week, and less beers in the back half as well
I half expect some Texas reps being grateful for their gerrymander being overturned
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I half expect some Texas reps being grateful for their gerrymander being overturned
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
So that’s who’s at the gym after work
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So that’s who’s at the gym after work
Check back in on Friday for pizza
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Check back in on Friday for pizza
Slept like shit
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Slept like shit
Messaging a guy I’m gonna hook up with this week and we’ll, let’s just say there are some videos being made
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Messaging a guy I’m gonna hook up with this week and we’ll, let’s just say there are some videos being made
Hey gays, we didn’t really discourse for a while. Too bad a joke about sides ruined that streak
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey gays, we didn’t really discourse for a while. Too bad a joke about sides ruined that streak
Reposted by Brandton 🏳️🌈
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
32 😁
32 😁
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
32 😁
32 😁
Praise to the legroom seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Praise to the legroom seat
“Sorry, that you can’t have independence from Russia, ukraine, but it’s really important that the rich and powerful in the US get that Russian bribes and blood money”
Five-byline alert: 🚨
“.. the full scope of [Witkoff’s talks] went much further, according to people familiar .. They were privately charting a path to bring Russia’s $2 trillion economy in from the cold—with American businesses first in line .. to the dividends. 🇺🇦
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
“.. the full scope of [Witkoff’s talks] went much further, according to people familiar .. They were privately charting a path to bring Russia’s $2 trillion economy in from the cold—with American businesses first in line .. to the dividends. 🇺🇦
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“Sorry, that you can’t have independence from Russia, ukraine, but it’s really important that the rich and powerful in the US get that Russian bribes and blood money”
Reposted by Brandton 🏳️🌈
I imagine this hits so hard if you’re stupid…
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I imagine this hits so hard if you’re stupid…
Reposted by Brandton 🏳️🌈
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you.
Millennials killing the electronics industry, apparently lol
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Millennials killing the electronics industry, apparently lol
HOST: No politics at the table, please.
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: *pours out all the water* I hate ICE
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: *pours out all the water* I hate ICE
HOST: No politics at the table, please.
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
HOST: No politics at the table, please.
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: *pours out all the water* I hate ICE
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: *pours out all the water* I hate ICE
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What do you mean I have to tell this people pleasing prompt engine I have to tell it what I want!
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What do you mean I have to tell this people pleasing prompt engine I have to tell it what I want!
He was a nervous boy. Managed some fucking. But still sinfully sweet with delicious cum. He’s an adorable Latino twunk
Short king topping me has been scheduled for this afternoon
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
He was a nervous boy. Managed some fucking. But still sinfully sweet with delicious cum. He’s an adorable Latino twunk
I kinda get annoyed with non us people posting like they are in the us. It gives X and therefore gross
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I kinda get annoyed with non us people posting like they are in the us. It gives X and therefore gross