sir brandon antony
@brandonantony.co
don’t be an idiot.
📍 an obama fashion show
📍 an obama fashion show
naked’s rainbow machine smoothie tastes like liquified fruit leather.
it’s not bad whatsoever… it’s just.. different.
it’s not bad whatsoever… it’s just.. different.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
naked’s rainbow machine smoothie tastes like liquified fruit leather.
it’s not bad whatsoever… it’s just.. different.
it’s not bad whatsoever… it’s just.. different.
i have been letting some wumbo sized farts rip this morning.
i keep feeling myself propel forward.
i keep feeling myself propel forward.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i have been letting some wumbo sized farts rip this morning.
i keep feeling myself propel forward.
i keep feeling myself propel forward.
San Francisco Will Sue Ultraprocessed Food Companies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
San Francisco Will Sue Ultraprocessed Food Companies
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
San Francisco Will Sue Ultraprocessed Food Companies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
i will not eat green eggs and ham from an opp bitch named sam!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i will not eat green eggs and ham from an opp bitch named sam!!!
a new spiegel’s catalog just hit your mailbox and that one item you’ve been window shopping for? front page. it’s on sale.
the toll free number is *right there* and the house phone is nowhere to be found.
the toll free number is *right there* and the house phone is nowhere to be found.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
a new spiegel’s catalog just hit your mailbox and that one item you’ve been window shopping for? front page. it’s on sale.
the toll free number is *right there* and the house phone is nowhere to be found.
the toll free number is *right there* and the house phone is nowhere to be found.
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Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.
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Welcome to @hausurban.com BLACK ASS FRIDAY SALE!
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
www.hausurban.com
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
www.hausurban.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Welcome to @hausurban.com BLACK ASS FRIDAY SALE!
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
www.hausurban.com
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
www.hausurban.com
dinner has been served.
it’s time for blunt number wassaname.
calgon, take me away! 🛫 🙂↔️
it’s time for blunt number wassaname.
calgon, take me away! 🛫 🙂↔️
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
dinner has been served.
it’s time for blunt number wassaname.
calgon, take me away! 🛫 🙂↔️
it’s time for blunt number wassaname.
calgon, take me away! 🛫 🙂↔️
there should be a setting on tiktok to disable brand accounts from commenting on your posts.
because…. there’s a fee for that. ☝🏽
because…. there’s a fee for that. ☝🏽
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
there should be a setting on tiktok to disable brand accounts from commenting on your posts.
because…. there’s a fee for that. ☝🏽
because…. there’s a fee for that. ☝🏽
ohhh, it’s hot and wet and slick
and it’s making everybody sick
oil spill!
¡oil spill!!!
¿oillll spillllllll!
and it’s making everybody sick
oil spill!
¡oil spill!!!
¿oillll spillllllll!
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ohhh, it’s hot and wet and slick
and it’s making everybody sick
oil spill!
¡oil spill!!!
¿oillll spillllllll!
and it’s making everybody sick
oil spill!
¡oil spill!!!
¿oillll spillllllll!
absolutely.
miles ahead of the original. 😤
miles ahead of the original. 😤
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
absolutely.
miles ahead of the original. 😤
miles ahead of the original. 😤
“when’s the last time you flew commercial?”
“what’s today’s date?”
“november 15th.”
“…17 years ago.”
😂😂😂
“what’s today’s date?”
“november 15th.”
“…17 years ago.”
😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“when’s the last time you flew commercial?”
“what’s today’s date?”
“november 15th.”
“…17 years ago.”
😂😂😂
“what’s today’s date?”
“november 15th.”
“…17 years ago.”
😂😂😂
🗣️ am i going to be your turkey, kendrick?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🗣️ am i going to be your turkey, kendrick?!?!
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"can you run to the store for me?"
can you produce a 3.5???? quickly.
can you produce a 3.5???? quickly.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"can you run to the store for me?"
can you produce a 3.5???? quickly.
can you produce a 3.5???? quickly.
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i am my wildest fucking dream.
younger me would be proud.
younger me would be proud.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i am my wildest fucking dream.
younger me would be proud.
younger me would be proud.
this midnight sun remix is too damn fun to sing. 😂
muni understood and showed out with zara.
muni understood and showed out with zara.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
this midnight sun remix is too damn fun to sing. 😂
muni understood and showed out with zara.
muni understood and showed out with zara.
hate to hear that american dad is leaving tbs and returning to fox.
tbs gave them the keys to the car and said go crazy, which led to some of its best seasons and highlights for the entire cast.
tbs gave them the keys to the car and said go crazy, which led to some of its best seasons and highlights for the entire cast.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
hate to hear that american dad is leaving tbs and returning to fox.
tbs gave them the keys to the car and said go crazy, which led to some of its best seasons and highlights for the entire cast.
tbs gave them the keys to the car and said go crazy, which led to some of its best seasons and highlights for the entire cast.
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Farewell to the great Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican singer who played a pivotal part in introducing reggae to the rest of the world. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Farewell to the great Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican singer who played a pivotal part in introducing reggae to the rest of the world. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
quarterly purge day. 🗑️
time to make room for some new blessings and energy. 😌🙂↔️
time to make room for some new blessings and energy. 😌🙂↔️
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
quarterly purge day. 🗑️
time to make room for some new blessings and energy. 😌🙂↔️
time to make room for some new blessings and energy. 😌🙂↔️
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it’s ok to enjoy things.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
it’s ok to enjoy things.
you know what makes me really happy?
mango juice. 😌
mango juice. 😌
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
you know what makes me really happy?
mango juice. 😌
mango juice. 😌
go away from me wit dis, apollo.
So apparently there are more ways to say no
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
go away from me wit dis, apollo.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
long live dolph.
uhnnn huhn!
uhnnn huhn!
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
long live dolph.
uhnnn huhn!
uhnnn huhn!
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Baby I am Black, I was born having already worked enough. Fuck ALL of these jobs tbh.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Baby I am Black, I was born having already worked enough. Fuck ALL of these jobs tbh.