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Pro-good, anti-evil and I determine what the fuck that means for me.
What needs to happen is this: Enough Republicans in Congress must come to realize that the only action that will save their asses in the next election is the impeachment and removal of Trump and several Cabinet secretaries.
The collapse will be amazingly fast when it happens.
The collapse will be amazingly fast when it happens.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What needs to happen is this: Enough Republicans in Congress must come to realize that the only action that will save their asses in the next election is the impeachment and removal of Trump and several Cabinet secretaries.
The collapse will be amazingly fast when it happens.
The collapse will be amazingly fast when it happens.
It’s infuriating, I know. If there’s one thing Pettyman Smallcock excels at it is hitting all of the culture war bullshit to elicit that kind of reaction amongst normal humans. He has never given one flying fuck about anything that is not him. Everything is transactional. Everything is about him.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s infuriating, I know. If there’s one thing Pettyman Smallcock excels at it is hitting all of the culture war bullshit to elicit that kind of reaction amongst normal humans. He has never given one flying fuck about anything that is not him. Everything is transactional. Everything is about him.
Damnatio memoriae is the only punishment/solution that will suffice once he is gone, whether it’s through old age, removal, or imprisonment.
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Damnatio memoriae is the only punishment/solution that will suffice once he is gone, whether it’s through old age, removal, or imprisonment.
1/2 Things will get so, so much worse.
But I believe they will get better. I believe the moral arc of history bends towards justice because I believe that humans are more good than bad, that we love our families (our found families if not blood). I believe we love our children. I know I love mine.
But I believe they will get better. I believe the moral arc of history bends towards justice because I believe that humans are more good than bad, that we love our families (our found families if not blood). I believe we love our children. I know I love mine.
September 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
1/2 Things will get so, so much worse.
But I believe they will get better. I believe the moral arc of history bends towards justice because I believe that humans are more good than bad, that we love our families (our found families if not blood). I believe we love our children. I know I love mine.
But I believe they will get better. I believe the moral arc of history bends towards justice because I believe that humans are more good than bad, that we love our families (our found families if not blood). I believe we love our children. I know I love mine.
Assuming our course is set and immutable, my hope is that, in the aftermath of the civil war we are almost certainly going to have, the survivors put together more responsive and more democratic institutions than what preceded them. In however many countries/sovereignties we eventually split into.
September 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Assuming our course is set and immutable, my hope is that, in the aftermath of the civil war we are almost certainly going to have, the survivors put together more responsive and more democratic institutions than what preceded them. In however many countries/sovereignties we eventually split into.
Olivia Nuzzi lit her career and personal life on fire for that lizard, lol
September 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Olivia Nuzzi lit her career and personal life on fire for that lizard, lol
It should be legal and expected to sample a grape in a grocery store before committing to buying the whole bunch.
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It should be legal and expected to sample a grape in a grocery store before committing to buying the whole bunch.
People can be very stupid. MAGA certainly more than most. But when you have government officials lying constantly about health matters like RFKjr and this other asshole in Florida expect this kind of thing to continue.
There are no raw milk benefits that even come close to outweighing the risks.
There are no raw milk benefits that even come close to outweighing the risks.
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
People can be very stupid. MAGA certainly more than most. But when you have government officials lying constantly about health matters like RFKjr and this other asshole in Florida expect this kind of thing to continue.
There are no raw milk benefits that even come close to outweighing the risks.
There are no raw milk benefits that even come close to outweighing the risks.
Trump may be immune to prosecution but his underlings are not. There are some major union-destroying actions that they are authorizing and gleefully undertaking.
These unlawful actions REQUIRE swift prosecution.
These unlawful actions REQUIRE swift prosecution.
August 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump may be immune to prosecution but his underlings are not. There are some major union-destroying actions that they are authorizing and gleefully undertaking.
These unlawful actions REQUIRE swift prosecution.
These unlawful actions REQUIRE swift prosecution.
like a fucking pharaoh. less roman emperor. the kind of douchebag that thinks he’ll live forever and rule the sun
August 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
like a fucking pharaoh. less roman emperor. the kind of douchebag that thinks he’ll live forever and rule the sun
The so-called elites of America are actually parasites that are going to kill the host.
July 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The so-called elites of America are actually parasites that are going to kill the host.
This motherfucker was regularly stuffed inside his high school locker.
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This motherfucker was regularly stuffed inside his high school locker.
I’m actually shocked that Nancy Mace (!) was one of the Republicans who voted to subpoena the Epstein files. Usually anything she does is merely a manifestation of her deep mental illness.
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m actually shocked that Nancy Mace (!) was one of the Republicans who voted to subpoena the Epstein files. Usually anything she does is merely a manifestation of her deep mental illness.
The only assignment Dems have is to grind everything in Congress to a complete standstill. Congress must become and remain functionless for the next year and a half. Allow nothing through.
Nothing.
Nothing.
July 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The only assignment Dems have is to grind everything in Congress to a complete standstill. Congress must become and remain functionless for the next year and a half. Allow nothing through.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Go back to the NJ strip mall legal practice from whence you came
A panel of federal judges in New Jersey on Tuesday blocked Alina Habba from staying in the job as the state’s interim U.S. attorney and instead invoked a rarely used power to select a candidate of their own to take over as the state’s top federal prosecutor.
Bypassing Habba, Judges in New Jersey Name New Top Federal Prosecutor
www.nytimes.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Go back to the NJ strip mall legal practice from whence you came
I think there’s just times when a cat does not want to be seen. And gets upset if you do see her, by sitting down with her back towards you, furiously licking a paw, with the ears completely rotated back towards you. Ain’t fooling anybody.
July 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think there’s just times when a cat does not want to be seen. And gets upset if you do see her, by sitting down with her back towards you, furiously licking a paw, with the ears completely rotated back towards you. Ain’t fooling anybody.
Mostly have given up on him being held accountable, am now waiting for his inevitable obituary.
July 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mostly have given up on him being held accountable, am now waiting for his inevitable obituary.
I can’t imagine a better system to encourage kids to not read anything. It’s bizarre and self defeating. lol as if books can cause cavities or obesity
July 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I can’t imagine a better system to encourage kids to not read anything. It’s bizarre and self defeating. lol as if books can cause cavities or obesity
The GOP has an excellent opportunity right now to finally divest themselves of Donald Trump forever. There have to be at least some MAGAs who might think twice of vocally supporting a known pederast.
lol but of course they won’t
lol but of course they won’t
July 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The GOP has an excellent opportunity right now to finally divest themselves of Donald Trump forever. There have to be at least some MAGAs who might think twice of vocally supporting a known pederast.
lol but of course they won’t
lol but of course they won’t
THIS MF BANKRUPTED A MF CASINO
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
THIS MF BANKRUPTED A MF CASINO
This fucking guy. No one in America wants him running except himself.
Rahm Emanuel sits down with [checks notes] George Will to test the waters for a possible 2K28 presidential run. That epitomizes the state of the Democratic Party on a national level these days. wapo.st/44DBxqw
Opinion | If Emanuel runs, he’ll bet on candor defeating the ‘culture police’
The former mayor of Chicago talks about what ails the Democratic Party, and how to cure it.
wapo.st
July 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This fucking guy. No one in America wants him running except himself.
The conservative ecosystem consists of con artists removing the wealth of their marks, and often the con artists are themselves the marks of other con artists. Just the most gullible rubes in existence.
Pretty awkward for Hugh Hewitt and Erick Erickson! I am sure they'll find another George Bailey to promote in no time.
www.thebulwark.com/p/another-bl...
www.thebulwark.com/p/another-bl...
July 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The conservative ecosystem consists of con artists removing the wealth of their marks, and often the con artists are themselves the marks of other con artists. Just the most gullible rubes in existence.
Is anyone in government or the media keeping a list of all the impeachable offenses that Trump has committed in this term alone?
July 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Is anyone in government or the media keeping a list of all the impeachable offenses that Trump has committed in this term alone?
Ain’t nothing stopping the leader of Brazil to crumple this into a tight little ball and practice his free throw skills into the circular file.
Shit doesn’t even merit a response.
Shit doesn’t even merit a response.
The United States is seeking to steal the sovereignty of Brazil, there's really no other way to describe this. It's an effort to overthrow their domestic political institutions.
July 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ain’t nothing stopping the leader of Brazil to crumple this into a tight little ball and practice his free throw skills into the circular file.
Shit doesn’t even merit a response.
Shit doesn’t even merit a response.