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Barack Obama (deliberate, halting cadence): The kombucha mushroom people. Sitting ... around ... all day.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Go ahead, keep posting. I'm not going to learn who that woman editor is.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
More like Harry Potter and the sorcerer's shit
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When Jewel sang, "In the end, only kindness matters," I don't think she was cooking. I don't think kindness is even in the top 20 things.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jelqin' With The Miles Davis Quintet
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mother of all Boobs
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fabrice Luchini type beat
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm middle aged now so I'm always a little sad.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Going to have to do a Christmas tree late night watch of this in about a month and a half.
In celebration of Noirvember, we’re taking you through a visual journey of MILLENNIUM MAMBO. Bathe in the glow of Taipei at night with Hou Hsiao-hsien’s neo-noir—or should we say, neon-noir? Click to learn more and stream it now on Kino Film Collection: bit.ly/4nDTnBs
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I heard the news today oh boy
First through the shit posts then the normal ones
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I ahh ... how you say ... am ahh ... leetle beet? 😏 gheelty?
Breaking news: Two suspects have “partially admitted” involvement in the daytime theft of French crown jewels from the Louvre last week, a French official said.

French authorities have not recovered the items stolen in the brazen heist.
Louvre heist suspects ‘partially admit’ involvement
None of France’s crown jewels have been recovered. Paris’s public prosecutor said she remains hopeful, with two suspects in custody.
wapo.st
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I would let Chase Infiniti roundhouse kick me in the face.
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What else am I missing?
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Third Generation "type shit."
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Aliens was the first movie to figure out Patagonia Evil and OBAA perfected it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I love suing people
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I've never once just found footage lying around.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"By the book" was invented for the hard cases. And you should still do it for the easy ones too.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The video title is not correct because I'm positive I saw this in 1998 when I was still in middle school. Regardless, this is what did it for me. A charged work of brilliance that pierced the veil. He was a giant. RIP.
D'Angelo ~ Devils Pie ~ live 2000 MTV Movie Awards
YouTube video by Art Varkington
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No no no no no.
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
NO!!!
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This Machine Respectfully Disagrees
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM