Boredmonkey
boredmonkey.bsky.social
Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
Is it Halloween yet? *looking at calendar* Oh, fudge. 🤦‍♂️🎅🤦‍♂️
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Mind blown. 🤯
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Boredmonkey
I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵
Donate to Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat, organized by Jamie Citizen
Thank you for taking a moment to show your support. My name is Jami… Jamie Citizen needs your support for Help Kaylan Overcome Financial Abuse and Stay Afloat
gofund.me
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pedo Trump is Epstein's co-star in the Epstein files.
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This 6-7 thing is everything I need to know. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
a young boy is looking at the camera with the words `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? '' above him .
ALT: a young boy is looking at the camera with the words `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? '' above him .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bwahahaha
"Let's have a big hand for your President, Poop-along Cassidy!"

#DonaldTrump
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Billy the Kid-diddler. Bwahahaha
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does Quentin Tarantino have Frontotemporal dementia? As a director why shit on actors?
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Ballroom is costing more because Pedo Trump wants a 2 drive-thru lanes.
Hey MAGA-while you can’t afford healthcare or put food on your tables, Trump is doubling down and double sizing his ballroom.
The GOP does NOT care about you or anyone. They only care about appeasing a demented old fool that would tell you to 🖕off.
FIRE THE GOP.
#ProudBlue #OneV1 #Pinks
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Everything Pedo Trump does makes me think, "Hey, it's what the devil would do." 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We have The Joker as the president pardoning The Penguin, Riddler, and soon Catwoman.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
President Donald J. Trump received the inaugural FIFA Pedo Prize during the World Cup 2026 Final Draw in Washington, D.C., becoming the first recipient of the new global honor created by FIFA to recognize leadership in advancing pedophilia everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
D'oh!
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every child's first coveting experience. You loved your 12-pack of Crayons until a kid brought their 64-pack. I wonder how many children were mugged for their 64-pack Crayons. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Boredmonkey
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Pedo Trump's frontal lobe, heart, and soul must have been eaten by an evil twin in utero. Bwahah... Evil twin. 🤣
Even now, thinking about himself
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey, it's what the devil would do. 🤔
Most Americans who voted for Trump did not understand he would do this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You will know them by their fruits. 😁👍😁
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The SCOTUS is going to let Pedo Trump do anything he wants by punting their decisions, but when a Democrat wins the White House they will say everything they do must have Congress approval.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I happened to catch a glimpse of NBC's Today show and thought I was watching QVC or The Home Shopping Network. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Now release those damn Epstein files.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Boredmonkey
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Later today...
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Looks like McDonald's found their new clown. Move over Ronald McDonald. Introducing Donald McGrifty. 🤡 Every Happy Meal includes a free sexual assault. 🤦‍♂️🖕🤦‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Pedo Trump must have been told his name and other Republicans have finally been purged from the Epstein files. 🤔 Now that's a lot of purging.
“Pam, I told the republicans to vote to release the Epstein files. You know what to do.”

“I’m on it, Mr. President.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM