Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
Jesus was deported. 🤦♂️🎅🤦♂️ The Angel couldn't even help. His parents were sent to a prison camp. They all arrived empty. 😜
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jesus was deported. 🤦♂️🎅🤦♂️ The Angel couldn't even help. His parents were sent to a prison camp. They all arrived empty. 😜
Do the Coneheads live there? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do the Coneheads live there? 🤔
I heard Redd Foxx. 😁
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard Redd Foxx. 😁
That's now an iPaperWeight.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That's now an iPaperWeight.
If you haven't noticed, all the Tech Bros are weirdos. The weirdest of weird. 🤦♂️
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you haven't noticed, all the Tech Bros are weirdos. The weirdest of weird. 🤦♂️
Do you get your gold-plated paint at Hobby Lobby? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Do you get your gold-plated paint at Hobby Lobby? 🤔
I can see SCOTUS tell California and other blue states they can't use their redistricting maps.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can see SCOTUS tell California and other blue states they can't use their redistricting maps.
That cat is plotting the murder of that hamburger and anyone who gets in its way. Meow. Hiss, hiss.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That cat is plotting the murder of that hamburger and anyone who gets in its way. Meow. Hiss, hiss.
When you consider MAGA's version of Jesus is the opposite of the one in the Gospels this is quite frightening. Everything they do is the opposite of Christ-like. Cruelty will be their AI Jesus's #1 feature.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When you consider MAGA's version of Jesus is the opposite of the one in the Gospels this is quite frightening. Everything they do is the opposite of Christ-like. Cruelty will be their AI Jesus's #1 feature.
A loaf of bread and many bananas were harmed in making this meme. 🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️😜🤣🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A loaf of bread and many bananas were harmed in making this meme. 🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️😜🤣🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️
...and babies. 🤔 He gets the blood from a Pizza Parlor. 😜
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
...and babies. 🤔 He gets the blood from a Pizza Parlor. 😜
He wants Pedo Trump's attention.
an elderly man is dancing in a living room and says `` daddy , watch me twirl ''
ALT: an elderly man is dancing in a living room and says `` daddy , watch me twirl ''
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December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He wants Pedo Trump's attention.