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Rebecca, creator of Bored Maud.
Art, greetings cards and accessories!
I love wrestling.
UK based. She/her.
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Art, greetings cards and accessories!
I love wrestling.
UK based. She/her.
💍🌱🐾🏳️🌈🎨💙🧠🇬🇧♿
boredmaud.co.uk
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BoredMaud
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Morning all, I just want to say I hope you have a really wonderful Christmas, I'm taking a few days off from here; I'm in constant pain and I'm exhausted by it.
If there is a god, the fucker doesn't know how to make hips. The human body is a horrible design. I wish I were a seal.
Merry Christmas xx
If there is a god, the fucker doesn't know how to make hips. The human body is a horrible design. I wish I were a seal.
Merry Christmas xx
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Morning all, I just want to say I hope you have a really wonderful Christmas, I'm taking a few days off from here; I'm in constant pain and I'm exhausted by it.
If there is a god, the fucker doesn't know how to make hips. The human body is a horrible design. I wish I were a seal.
Merry Christmas xx
If there is a god, the fucker doesn't know how to make hips. The human body is a horrible design. I wish I were a seal.
Merry Christmas xx
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Let's find this lovely boy
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let's find this lovely boy
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I'm just sayin' 🤼
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm just sayin' 🤼
In bed skipping Lwaxana Troi episodes. Nobody needs that when they're unwell.
a woman holding a cup of tea with the words all i wanted was a cup of tea below her
Alt: Lwaxana Troi, a very annoying woman holding a cup of tea with the words all i wanted was a cup of tea below her
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December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In bed skipping Lwaxana Troi episodes. Nobody needs that when they're unwell.
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I am finding it quite hard to enjoy myself lately. Christmas time is so strange
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I am finding it quite hard to enjoy myself lately. Christmas time is so strange
RIP Chris Rea, I always got him mixed up with Clapton.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
RIP Chris Rea, I always got him mixed up with Clapton.
24 hours between airing and spoilers seems fair.
Can we not post videos from the AEW Dynamite taping yet?
Like cool you went, but the rest of us have to wait to til Wednesday. It’s kinda rude and you may not like you’re giving out spoilers but you are.
Like cool you went, but the rest of us have to wait to til Wednesday. It’s kinda rude and you may not like you’re giving out spoilers but you are.
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
24 hours between airing and spoilers seems fair.
If Star Trek was Scottish...
youtu.be/lCrldZnuGi8?...
youtu.be/lCrldZnuGi8?...
Star Trek Spoof | Chewin' the Fat | The Scottish Comedy Channel
YouTube video by The Scottish Comedy Channel
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If Star Trek was Scottish...
youtu.be/lCrldZnuGi8?...
youtu.be/lCrldZnuGi8?...
The annual Christmas tummy upset has arrived.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The annual Christmas tummy upset has arrived.
Sorry, but until my shops are open again you're gonna have to look at my funny face 😆
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sorry, but until my shops are open again you're gonna have to look at my funny face 😆
I'm never gonna get all this Star Trek watched before Paramount takes it back 😞
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm never gonna get all this Star Trek watched before Paramount takes it back 😞
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Every time Jake Paul appears on a TV screen, women instinctively cover their drinks
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every time Jake Paul appears on a TV screen, women instinctively cover their drinks
🎶If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
🎶If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
Let's find this lovely boy
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let's find this lovely boy
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I do think technology peaked with the ability to make the Caterpillar emoji play the saxophone emoji.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I do think technology peaked with the ability to make the Caterpillar emoji play the saxophone emoji.
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Happy Winter Solstice! Best wishes for the coming year 💙
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Winter Solstice! Best wishes for the coming year 💙
Why do I hurt so much today?😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why do I hurt so much today?😭
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One thing the Louis CK and Aziz Ansari situations and resulting statements from them seem to predicate on is that most people won't be willing to actually read the details of their victims
Thankfully enough of us will
But situations like this are everywhere. Still. With not enough believing
Thankfully enough of us will
But situations like this are everywhere. Still. With not enough believing
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One thing the Louis CK and Aziz Ansari situations and resulting statements from them seem to predicate on is that most people won't be willing to actually read the details of their victims
Thankfully enough of us will
But situations like this are everywhere. Still. With not enough believing
Thankfully enough of us will
But situations like this are everywhere. Still. With not enough believing
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December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jake Paul.
No words.
No words.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed
Alt: Michael Scott, a man in a suit and tie is laughing.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Jake Paul.
No words.
No words.
Cinnamon jelly beans are the devil's bum pellets.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cinnamon jelly beans are the devil's bum pellets.
The ONLY THING I wanted for Christmas and asked for and I know nobody has bought me, was a bird feeder I could stick on my window so i can bird perv... so I got myself one, merry Christmas to me 😁🎄
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The ONLY THING I wanted for Christmas and asked for and I know nobody has bought me, was a bird feeder I could stick on my window so i can bird perv... so I got myself one, merry Christmas to me 😁🎄
I love the fog, if we could have some snow on top it would be absolutely wonderful 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I love the fog, if we could have some snow on top it would be absolutely wonderful 🥰
