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Bonobobananas

@bonobobananas.bsky.social

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Golfer ⛳️, United 👹, MSK Clinical. Welsh, British and European. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · Jan 5

Having to unfollow people who insist on screen grabbing and posting from Twitter the most horrible takes from the dregs of society. 🚮

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The Final Report @firehorse249791.bsky.social · 12h

28.10.2025

'If you've ever wondered what 185+mph winds sound like, here you are.

Category 5 hurricane Malissa is absolutely battering Jamaica at the moment.

Terrifying.'

via Met4CastUK [X] #ClimateCrisis #FossilFuels #Melissa

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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 11h

There's a Schnauzer on the telly & it just reminds me of this.

youtu.be/6FwWmLQB61k?...

#Viral video Hilarious Dog Joke

YouTube video by Mad Matt's Bucket List

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CHRIS. @beardedchris.bsky.social · 14h

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 12h

Easily done tbh, the threads can be tricky.

Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 12h

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 12h

‘Adult content’ 🙄 ffs

Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 12h

Eh?

Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 13h

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 13h

Wordle 1,592 4/6*

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 13h

Biggest goon is Maguire vs the scousers but my favourite was Mboomo’s second against Brighton. The leave from Fernandes was sublime and then a cracking finish and relief all round OT 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 13h

Nah sorry mate, don’t know him.

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 14h

Ooh Birthday! Have a cracker 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 15h

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 15h

I thought it was just the sun shining out of @inthedoghaus.bsky.social ‘s arse. Apparently rainbows as well 😁

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t think enough note has been made of this terrific save from Lammens. It was called a goal kick but from behind the goal you can see this was going in and he’s finger tipped it round the post 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 17h

The first thing they needed to do was address media bias at the BBC and deal with foreign / non dom press ownership. They haven’t and are dealing with the consequences. Pandering to the right wing has been an unmitigated disaster.

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 17h

Quality 😁

Tristan Cork @tristancorkpost.bsky.social · 17h

How rainbows are formed in Bedminster, South Bristol

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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 17h

"An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’"

Everyone thought the future would be Orwellian, but between this guy and the US in general right now, it turns out it's actually early George Lucas.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Shot from THX 1138.
State confession booth

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 18h

a yellow background with a skull made up of dollars and the words press any key

Alt: a yellow background with a skull made up of dollars and the words press any key

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 18h

Big Twitter accounts like the ‘likes’ too much, even though a load will be bots vs real interaction. Seen it with quite a few accounts that haven’t bothered to see how things work on here and stopped posting. A shame but heyho.

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 20h

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 18h

Yep. Still good fun but a little stale. Fester has been done to death too

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 18h

For the Reds who like this kind of thing and are happy to visit Twitter (you don’t need an account, opens in browser)

x.com/alternativem...

Alternative MUFC. on X: "https://t.co/0f1ynf56y0" / X

https://t.co/0f1ynf56y0

x.com

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 19h

All together now

🎵 “Who’s that twat from Argentina…” 🎶

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 21h

🚨🔵 Garnacho on why he joined Chelsea: “When I spoke with the club and Maresca, it’s important also the style of play we have. He explained a lot to me in a video call with him”. “It’s a big chance to improve as a player in a team like Chelsea”, told Sports Illustrated.

Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 19h

Not called Mr Pointy though so negative marks