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Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
Decided to have another 100% original idea:
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)
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POV: You're Makima's pet 🩷
#chainsawman
#chainsawman
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
POV: You're Makima's pet 🩷
#chainsawman
#chainsawman
"I am what you created" ahh philosophy 💔🥀
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I am what you created" ahh philosophy 💔🥀
Being "racist" towards G*rmans is apparently unacceptable, but implying that a population that is currently victim of a genocide only has that many hospitals in order to use the people there as human shields is apparently a fine and very normal thing to say.
The "No Kings" is just icing on the top.
The "No Kings" is just icing on the top.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Being "racist" towards G*rmans is apparently unacceptable, but implying that a population that is currently victim of a genocide only has that many hospitals in order to use the people there as human shields is apparently a fine and very normal thing to say.
The "No Kings" is just icing on the top.
The "No Kings" is just icing on the top.
Where the hell is everybody??
Did I get shadowbanned, or have people finally started to see me as the useless, disgusting piece of vermin that I actually am and started to abandon me, like it happened to Gregor Samsa in Kafka's Metamorphosis?
Did I get shadowbanned, or have people finally started to see me as the useless, disgusting piece of vermin that I actually am and started to abandon me, like it happened to Gregor Samsa in Kafka's Metamorphosis?
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Where the hell is everybody??
Did I get shadowbanned, or have people finally started to see me as the useless, disgusting piece of vermin that I actually am and started to abandon me, like it happened to Gregor Samsa in Kafka's Metamorphosis?
Did I get shadowbanned, or have people finally started to see me as the useless, disgusting piece of vermin that I actually am and started to abandon me, like it happened to Gregor Samsa in Kafka's Metamorphosis?
Sorry for horny posting again, but there is an inherent eroticism to the dynamic of a fit guy and an out-of-shape woman.
I like to imagine that she can just lay back and I cook her favorite dishes all the time, while I am on a diet and constantly have to put in effort to be good enough for her.
I like to imagine that she can just lay back and I cook her favorite dishes all the time, while I am on a diet and constantly have to put in effort to be good enough for her.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sorry for horny posting again, but there is an inherent eroticism to the dynamic of a fit guy and an out-of-shape woman.
I like to imagine that she can just lay back and I cook her favorite dishes all the time, while I am on a diet and constantly have to put in effort to be good enough for her.
I like to imagine that she can just lay back and I cook her favorite dishes all the time, while I am on a diet and constantly have to put in effort to be good enough for her.
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Die Bundeswehr ist strukturell und institutionell eine Brutstätte rechter Ideologie, von Machtmissbrauch und sexuellen Übergriffen. Hier eine umfassende und dennoch unvollständige Übersicht über Skandale der letzten 30 Jahre. 🧵
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Die Bundeswehr ist strukturell und institutionell eine Brutstätte rechter Ideologie, von Machtmissbrauch und sexuellen Übergriffen. Hier eine umfassende und dennoch unvollständige Übersicht über Skandale der letzten 30 Jahre. 🧵
Quick Chat! I urgently need your help!
Which of you would volunteer to help me to get rid of my gag reflex??
Which of you would volunteer to help me to get rid of my gag reflex??
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Quick Chat! I urgently need your help!
Which of you would volunteer to help me to get rid of my gag reflex??
Which of you would volunteer to help me to get rid of my gag reflex??
To paraphrase the mighty Horst: "All of you are just 1/3 of a fuck!"
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
To paraphrase the mighty Horst: "All of you are just 1/3 of a fuck!"
The best United $$tate$$ian movie that plays during the Vietnam War is Jacob's Ladder (1990), directed by Adrian Lyne, mainly because the movie is not actually about the Vietnam War.
(Also, because it inspired Silent Hill.)
(Also, because it inspired Silent Hill.)
part of my distaste of ameriKKKan cinema is due to the genre of film widely known as the "Vietnam war film," but is more accurately described as the "Nazi propaganda film," since most of its efforts are based around dehumanizing Vietnamese people as much as possible :)
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The best United $$tate$$ian movie that plays during the Vietnam War is Jacob's Ladder (1990), directed by Adrian Lyne, mainly because the movie is not actually about the Vietnam War.
(Also, because it inspired Silent Hill.)
(Also, because it inspired Silent Hill.)
Btw, if you are also of the belief that we need "leftist veterans" on our side and actively make excuses for why what they did wasn't so bad (like them just being poor little 22-year-old children), then unfollow me, dni, and kys.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Btw, if you are also of the belief that we need "leftist veterans" on our side and actively make excuses for why what they did wasn't so bad (like them just being poor little 22-year-old children), then unfollow me, dni, and kys.
Low-key, the Red Army hasn't committed nearly enough war crimes during WWII.
Stalin was waaaaaaaaaaaay too merciful to the G*rman people!
Stalin was waaaaaaaaaaaay too merciful to the G*rman people!
I am German.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Low-key, the Red Army hasn't committed nearly enough war crimes during WWII.
Stalin was waaaaaaaaaaaay too merciful to the G*rman people!
Stalin was waaaaaaaaaaaay too merciful to the G*rman people!
Yeah, me too. Me too...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yeah, me too. Me too...
I am not quite sure who the next Lenin will be, but I suggest that I will become their head of internal security.
My nose is more foolproof than that of any bloodhound, the way I smell every last Hitler particle on those COINTELPRO, fake-communist SocDems.
My nose is more foolproof than that of any bloodhound, the way I smell every last Hitler particle on those COINTELPRO, fake-communist SocDems.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I am not quite sure who the next Lenin will be, but I suggest that I will become their head of internal security.
My nose is more foolproof than that of any bloodhound, the way I smell every last Hitler particle on those COINTELPRO, fake-communist SocDems.
My nose is more foolproof than that of any bloodhound, the way I smell every last Hitler particle on those COINTELPRO, fake-communist SocDems.
Mussolini no Jutsu after having been told that 22-year-olds are adults who are responsible for their own actions and that going on what amounts to a hunting safari of Black and Brown people in the Global South is bad, actually.
Apparently, this is me attempting to "wreck the revolution", lol.
Apparently, this is me attempting to "wreck the revolution", lol.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Mussolini no Jutsu after having been told that 22-year-olds are adults who are responsible for their own actions and that going on what amounts to a hunting safari of Black and Brown people in the Global South is bad, actually.
Apparently, this is me attempting to "wreck the revolution", lol.
Apparently, this is me attempting to "wreck the revolution", lol.
Anal
Money
Beach
Money
Beach
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Anal
Money
Beach
Money
Beach
My take on the whole Reze porn actress thing is that I kind of hope that it is true, because it would add a level of meta comedy that Fujimoto writes a story about a guy having to deal with his crippling sex addiction and then basing one of his love interests off a porn actress he once saw.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My take on the whole Reze porn actress thing is that I kind of hope that it is true, because it would add a level of meta comedy that Fujimoto writes a story about a guy having to deal with his crippling sex addiction and then basing one of his love interests off a porn actress he once saw.
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hate to break it to the chainsaw man community but basing something in your art on some porn you saw one time is a lot more common than people think it is. that being said I do think the reze thing is probably just a coincidence. fujimoto would never watch porn where the woman is a sub
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hate to break it to the chainsaw man community but basing something in your art on some porn you saw one time is a lot more common than people think it is. that being said I do think the reze thing is probably just a coincidence. fujimoto would never watch porn where the woman is a sub
People can call this shit "spiritually Israeli" if they want to, but I think that this is unfair to AmeriKKKans given that they are basically the inventors of the "39-year-old baby" meme.
A 22-year-old is an adult and responsible for their own actions, even if they happen to be AmeriKKKan.
A 22-year-old is an adult and responsible for their own actions, even if they happen to be AmeriKKKan.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
People can call this shit "spiritually Israeli" if they want to, but I think that this is unfair to AmeriKKKans given that they are basically the inventors of the "39-year-old baby" meme.
A 22-year-old is an adult and responsible for their own actions, even if they happen to be AmeriKKKan.
A 22-year-old is an adult and responsible for their own actions, even if they happen to be AmeriKKKan.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is(not)raelis be like:
"This is my beautiful baby boy, Astaroth. He is a 35-year-old child, currently serving in the 5th Rape Brigade."
"This is my beautiful baby boy, Astaroth. He is a 35-year-old child, currently serving in the 5th Rape Brigade."
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Is(not)raelis be like:
"This is my beautiful baby boy, Astaroth. He is a 35-year-old child, currently serving in the 5th Rape Brigade."
"This is my beautiful baby boy, Astaroth. He is a 35-year-old child, currently serving in the 5th Rape Brigade."
Akira Yamaoka was cooking too well, and since it isn't possible to improve on perfection by definition, "Beneath the Null Moon" isn't as cool as "Null Moon".
I especially love the end, which sounds like a bell that is distorted and far away now.
Something that is unfortunately absent in the remake.
I especially love the end, which sounds like a bell that is distorted and far away now.
Something that is unfortunately absent in the remake.
Null Moon
YouTube video by Akira Yamaoka - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Akira Yamaoka was cooking too well, and since it isn't possible to improve on perfection by definition, "Beneath the Null Moon" isn't as cool as "Null Moon".
I especially love the end, which sounds like a bell that is distorted and far away now.
Something that is unfortunately absent in the remake.
I especially love the end, which sounds like a bell that is distorted and far away now.
Something that is unfortunately absent in the remake.
I think that just naming your favorite Pokémon all by itself is kinda boring, so one like = one nickname (with an explanation) that I give to my favorite Pokémon.
I have not played any game since Pokémon left the 3DS and I don't intend to do so in the future.
Anyway, rate my taste in Pokémon:
Anyway, rate my taste in Pokémon:
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I think that just naming your favorite Pokémon all by itself is kinda boring, so one like = one nickname (with an explanation) that I give to my favorite Pokémon.
There seems to be a lot of confusion about who is proletarian and who is bourgeois.
As someone with a firm grasp on theory, allow me to provide the Marxist definition of those terms:
Proletariat = Has big forearms and wears a flat cap 24/7.
Bourgeoisie = Smokes cigars and wears a top hat 24/7.
As someone with a firm grasp on theory, allow me to provide the Marxist definition of those terms:
Proletariat = Has big forearms and wears a flat cap 24/7.
Bourgeoisie = Smokes cigars and wears a top hat 24/7.
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There seems to be a lot of confusion about who is proletarian and who is bourgeois.
As someone with a firm grasp on theory, allow me to provide the Marxist definition of those terms:
Proletariat = Has big forearms and wears a flat cap 24/7.
Bourgeoisie = Smokes cigars and wears a top hat 24/7.
As someone with a firm grasp on theory, allow me to provide the Marxist definition of those terms:
Proletariat = Has big forearms and wears a flat cap 24/7.
Bourgeoisie = Smokes cigars and wears a top hat 24/7.
Fact check: True.
According to my very scientific research, venereal diseases like syphilis are actually caused by being punished by the sun god, Apollo, after having committed blasphemy.
According to my very scientific research, venereal diseases like syphilis are actually caused by being punished by the sun god, Apollo, after having committed blasphemy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Fact check: True.
According to my very scientific research, venereal diseases like syphilis are actually caused by being punished by the sun god, Apollo, after having committed blasphemy.
According to my very scientific research, venereal diseases like syphilis are actually caused by being punished by the sun god, Apollo, after having committed blasphemy.