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"@Grok, do a vulgar roast of someone. No no, make it even more vulgar!"
Drooling Brainlet Sojak, whose brain just flat-lines on a hospital bed while another parts of his head are formed like two people comforting each other.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I shouldn't have shaved for a few days to really pull off the look, lol.
Doomer Wojak smoking a cigarette
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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One time, when I was on travels with my little brother, he wore a shirt that read something along the lines of "Skinhead Anti-Fascist" or something along those lines, but he wore his leather jacket open and on top of it, and the jacket perfectly covered the "Anti-" part. I tried to signal to him that he should take the jacket off or close it up, because at this point, all that people saw were two guys with shaved heads in bomber jackets, and one of them also wears jump boots as well as a shirt that reads "Skinhead fascist", but this dumbfuck has neither situational nor self-awareness, and he always reacts very negatively against fashion advice from me. He really did not get that we were currently walking through a leftist stronghold, and I just wanted to avoid getting jumped due to a misunderstanding.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Woher wissen die Chabos eigentlich wer der Babo ist...?
Bust of Aristotle. Marble, Roman copy after a Greek bronze original by Lysippos from 330 BC; the alabaster mantle is a modern addition.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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This is the average "There is a global rise in antisemitism" voice, btw:
Dahlia Kurtz wearing an IDF hoodie The text reads: A Shabbat Shalom Message
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Another rare uncensored selfie.

Will definitely delete later.
A young man wearing a navy blue bomber jacket, a black hoodie and a black beanie hat while sitting on train.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I need all of you (all of me) to understand that if solipsism is real, then I am the only real mind, and all of you are just fragments of my thoughts. I mean, Zoran Mamdani's aloof wife is called "Rama" like the 7th avatar of Vishnu in Hinduism, as I found out today. This is no coincidence because I recently started reading "Rendezvous with Rama". She had no name prior to me reading the book or before I subconsciously invented Hinduism and Arthur C. Clark; that is because she isn't real. In fact, none of you are. Honestly, the fact that the name "Rama" pops up so frequently around me now means that my subconscious becomes lazy and I start to recycle names, concepts, and ideas that I came up with.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Genocide laws are a peculiar thing, because unlike other international laws, they apparently become "weaker" the more often they are applied to situations for which they were meant to deal with.
Wikipedia: South Africa's genocide case against Israel, Analysis of the merits Highlighted text: The Economist, Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, former IDF international law division head Daniel Reisner, and The Daily Telegraph, and argued that labeling Israel's actions as "genocide" cheapens the term and undermines its serious nature as defined by the UN Genocide Convention. South Africa's claims were also criticized by The Economist, for diverting attention from real issues such as potential breaches of war laws and the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, and, by David Scheffer, for ignoring Hamas' actions. The Economist and the Times of Israel argued that Israel's actions are defensive responses to Hamas, not identity-based attacks on Palestinians, and warn that these claims could weaken global genocide laws.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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This plan has the official Firstname Lastname© Seal of Quality 👍
The official Firstname Lastname© Seal of Quality© (Nintendo Seal of Quality©)
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Attack on Titan: Eren Yeager "I HATE TITANS" *TURNS INTO TITAN* Vampire Knight: Zero "I HATE VAMPIRES" *TURNS INTO VAMPIRE* Tokyo Ghoul: Ken Kaneki "I HATE GHOULS" *TURNS INTO GHOUL* Jordan Peterson "I HATE MOLD" *Image of him in the dreaded two-face suit in front of mold*
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩ 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙍 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 ✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸
Shrek: Fairy Godmother casting a spell while looking unnecessary cunty for a woman her age.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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What would you use as a bait to catch me Drawn image of a box being held up with a stick trap
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Another wall of text for a meme that only consists out of walls of text.
On one hand, I think that this is the approach that we should have to it; rights are not a zero-sum game, the advancement of female, queer, or nonbinary people is not to the detriment of men, and if you want to get more men into feminism, then you simply need to explain that the very real issues they have to deal with in their day-to-day lives (not the fake ones like candy-colored women in video games or whatever) are a product of patriarchy, toxic masculinity (a term which was ironically originally coined by an MRA guy, before they decried it as a feminist attack on masculinity), and capitalism. On the other hand, this is kind of exactly what people say that leftist memes are like, and I, with my text walls, am also not disproving the stereotype anytime soon, lol.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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There is one thing that I agree on with what Sarah Hurwitz said at the JFNA, specifically that antisemitism is indeed not like anti-Black racism. In fact, antisemitism nowadays is way closer to the supposed "anti-white racism" that "Rhodesians" and white South Africans complained about during the struggle to end apartheid. It is nothing but a nifty, rhetorical tool to use the purely hypothetical threat of potential future oppression to justify the actual oppression that takes place at this moment. Imagine someone who supported the SADF and their soldiers testing out weaponry on Black civilians in Bantustan, who later on complains about the rise of "anti-white racism" spreading in the world. If you think that sounds ridiculous, then you should feel the same way about Jewish Supremacist/Zionists who support the even more brutal IDF and the genocide of Palestinians who complain about antisemitism. And yet, due to the weaponization of Holocaust education by the state of Israel, people now accept that there is such a thing as "post-colonial antisemitism". What other types of "post-colonial racism" do you think would be accepted as a legitimate object of discourse instead of something to laugh at?
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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No suitable interaction slop was found that I could piggyback off. Doesn't matter; I will simply create my own then!

Post the cover of a book that you are currently reading at the moment.
Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke, first published in the year 1973, cover of the first UK edition. The cover shows some astronauts entering a large cylindrical body (Rama) on foot.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Ukrainian flag Wojak with a VR headset that reads "Russia Lost Simulator".
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I have not played any game since Pokémon left the 3DS and I don't intend to do so in the future.
Anyway, rate my taste in Pokémon:
Favorite Pokémon by type: Normal: Porygon-Z Fire: Victini Water: Gastrodon (East Sea) Grass: Whimsicott Electro: Spiky-Eared Pichu Ice: Weavile Fighting: Meloetta (Pirouette) Poison: Drapion Ground: Gliscor Dark: Honchcrow Psychic: Bronzong Bug: Shedinja Rock: Aggron Ghost: Mega Banette Dragon: Latios Dark: Zorua Steel: Bronzong Fairy: Mega Mawile Starter: Primarina Gimmick Form: Mega Mawile Legend: Victini Overall Favorite: Zorua
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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They even have Reze in a similar pose to his, lol.
Famous image of a white guy in a Kimono.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Dr. Lastname recommends the old neck stretcher as treatment for both:
Hangman's Knot (Guide) 1. Pass the tag end behind the "8" shape made with the rope. 2. Loop around the support with the end 3. Wrap it 3 more times 4. Wrap it 3 more times again 5. Pass it through the small top loop 6. Hold the lower loop and pull the tag end to tighten 7. The knot is completed
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Goku and Vegeta in super-saiyan mode saying: "The age of consent is 18"
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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As a big, rational, galaxy-brained atheist, I am here to tell you that even though I believe that the universe is deterministic in nature, there 100% isn't any underlying metaphysical concept or system underlining the laws of nature or the causal chain of events, and nothing outside our limited understanding of the universe could possibly exist, but especially not anything that could be described as "divine" in any possible way. (The word "divine" is censored like a slur, in order to give it the proper Reddit atheist vibe.) Also, I am a very real redpilled, looksmaxxed, geomaxxed, Smegma-male, which is like a thousand times better than the also very real Alpha-male, which in turn is also better than all of you Beta-males out there, okay?? Thanks for listening to my TED Talk.
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Man, I fucking love Learned Helplessness, ngl! I visited my parents in Hitlertown, and the village is made up of 90% old people who refuse to learn how to do anything on their own, including how to use the self-checkout. So there was a line of around 15 people or so at the cash register, all of them having enough in their cart to last their families through the whole winter, and I just went to the self-checkout where no one was standing, and every one of those crusty old boomers just looked at me and probably thought something along the lines of "Wait, is this shit allowed? Can he just do this??"
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Post a book you love from the 1980s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky
Galápagos: Cover of the first edition, published in 1985 by Delacorte Press, written by Kurt Vonnegut.
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Guys, I am sorry! I always assume that everyone forgets that I have a StrawPage. 🙇‍♂️

To answer the question:

I am fluent in German and English, studied Chinese for quite a while, and know some Russian and Yiddish.

I also had French and Spanish in school, but remember almost nothing of those two.
~ firstnamelastname.straw.page Ask me something! How many languages do you know? 1 week ago
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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My dreams are long, realistic, and yet weird, but so are most of my childhood memories, which makes differentiating between the two difficult sometimes.

For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
Angela Anaconda, an American-Canadian cartoon TV series that originally aired from October 1999 until December 10, 2001. The show makes use of cut-out animation, superimposing a photo-realistic face on top of a drawn body.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM