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Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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"@Grok, do a vulgar roast of someone. No no, make it even more vulgar!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I shouldn't have shaved for a few days to really pull off the look, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Woher wissen die Chabos eigentlich wer der Babo ist...?
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This is the average "There is a global rise in antisemitism" voice, btw:
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Another rare uncensored selfie.

Will definitely delete later.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Genocide laws are a peculiar thing, because unlike other international laws, they apparently become "weaker" the more often they are applied to situations for which they were meant to deal with.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This plan has the official Firstname Lastname© Seal of Quality 👍
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩ 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙍 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 ✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Another wall of text for a meme that only consists out of walls of text.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No suitable interaction slop was found that I could piggyback off. Doesn't matter; I will simply create my own then!

Post the cover of a book that you are currently reading at the moment.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have not played any game since Pokémon left the 3DS and I don't intend to do so in the future.
Anyway, rate my taste in Pokémon:
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
They even have Reze in a similar pose to his, lol.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dr. Lastname recommends the old neck stretcher as treatment for both:
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Post a book you love from the 1980s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Guys, I am sorry! I always assume that everyone forgets that I have a StrawPage. 🙇‍♂️

To answer the question:

I am fluent in German and English, studied Chinese for quite a while, and know some Russian and Yiddish.

I also had French and Spanish in school, but remember almost nothing of those two.
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My dreams are long, realistic, and yet weird, but so are most of my childhood memories, which makes differentiating between the two difficult sometimes.

For example, I was pretty certain that this cartoon was part of a dream that I had, in which I lived in the Netherlands for a short time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM