The Festive Ahsley
@bneeee.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a trans girl (she/they) who makes dry observations of the world around me, and occasionally some jokes :P
They should make anthropomorphic noses and shelter them from the world so that when they say something out of touch, I can reply "better check your sniffleage 😎"
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They should make anthropomorphic noses and shelter them from the world so that when they say something out of touch, I can reply "better check your sniffleage 😎"
If I had 1 wish, I would want to live in crushingly boring, uninteresting times where nothing bad enough to be noteworthy happens for years. If I had 2, a fat rack would be nice too.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If I had 1 wish, I would want to live in crushingly boring, uninteresting times where nothing bad enough to be noteworthy happens for years. If I had 2, a fat rack would be nice too.
I find it weird that some people I know don't know my dead name. Like I've only had it for 3 or so months, it's the new one, what do you mean some people don't know the old one?
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I find it weird that some people I know don't know my dead name. Like I've only had it for 3 or so months, it's the new one, what do you mean some people don't know the old one?
I swear the people who make Bocchi the Rock just decided to make all of the characters out of pure unfettered gender.
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I swear the people who make Bocchi the Rock just decided to make all of the characters out of pure unfettered gender.
I swear as soon as my generation has any significant sway in politics, and if people want to rejoin the EU (which considering the state of things seems like a wise move), older folks are just gonna dismiss it as us being nostalgic for our childhoods and not wanting a functional economy.
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I swear as soon as my generation has any significant sway in politics, and if people want to rejoin the EU (which considering the state of things seems like a wise move), older folks are just gonna dismiss it as us being nostalgic for our childhoods and not wanting a functional economy.
I swear country music is a psyop. I've never met a single country fan in my life, and yet it's everywhere. Wtf?
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I swear country music is a psyop. I've never met a single country fan in my life, and yet it's everywhere. Wtf?
Shoutouts to weekend for inventing 12 hours of skeep
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Shoutouts to weekend for inventing 12 hours of skeep
Me when I go for a walk in the woods and see some deer.
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Me when I go for a walk in the woods and see some deer.
Shoutouts to the guy on our systems whose while name is listed as "Burt".
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Shoutouts to the guy on our systems whose while name is listed as "Burt".
The thing that bothers me about social media legislation is that it places 0 blame on the companies. I feel like a lot of excessive social media use and seedy underbellies would be better countered by making it so companies can't make their platform's algorithm intentionally addicting.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The thing that bothers me about social media legislation is that it places 0 blame on the companies. I feel like a lot of excessive social media use and seedy underbellies would be better countered by making it so companies can't make their platform's algorithm intentionally addicting.
I feel more hyped for the Winter Solstice than I am for Christmas. I need sun.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel more hyped for the Winter Solstice than I am for Christmas. I need sun.
I find it amusing how long it's taking Bluesky to realise I'm British. It's been like a month and I saw my first post about Nigel Farage TODAY.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I find it amusing how long it's taking Bluesky to realise I'm British. It's been like a month and I saw my first post about Nigel Farage TODAY.
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Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/
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why are we inventing an upper class of media we get to be snooty about. are we really that desperate to be superior to our fellow man
i think its okay to enjoy media you wont learn anything from. i also think you should engage with less slop and watch shit that has actual soul. these are not contradictory, because at the end of the day, its exceedingly fucking lame to shame people for the media they like
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
why are we inventing an upper class of media we get to be snooty about. are we really that desperate to be superior to our fellow man
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Super Mario Bros. Deluxe includes a calendar that goes all the way to the year 3000. Ironically, this reaches much further than typical modern computer and smartphone calendars. As such, even now Super Mario Bros. Deluxe remains a good option to keep track of far future dates.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe includes a calendar that goes all the way to the year 3000. Ironically, this reaches much further than typical modern computer and smartphone calendars. As such, even now Super Mario Bros. Deluxe remains a good option to keep track of far future dates.
I feel like they really missed an opportunity with PvZ Replanted to have a proper second campaign. Like it's just the same stuff again, and they had an opportunity to make it more interesting, and they just. didn't.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I feel like they really missed an opportunity with PvZ Replanted to have a proper second campaign. Like it's just the same stuff again, and they had an opportunity to make it more interesting, and they just. didn't.
I've clearly been doing a lot of voice training recently, because I just heard a colleague go "uhhhh" and my brain went "F3" :|
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I've clearly been doing a lot of voice training recently, because I just heard a colleague go "uhhhh" and my brain went "F3" :|
Horrible gag gift idea: a pint glass that's as tall as a shot glass, and gets to hold a pint by being very very wide.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Horrible gag gift idea: a pint glass that's as tall as a shot glass, and gets to hold a pint by being very very wide.
The fact you can't just take your brain to a repair shop and get all of the malformed bullshit taken out of it is a major oversight and I want to see whoever's in charge about it
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The fact you can't just take your brain to a repair shop and get all of the malformed bullshit taken out of it is a major oversight and I want to see whoever's in charge about it
Can't decide whether or not gorging on fatty food if bad for me or pre-gaming my boobs 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Can't decide whether or not gorging on fatty food if bad for me or pre-gaming my boobs 🤔
Sometimes people's lack of reading comprehension astounds me. The fact that, under a notice one of our sites will be closed today, there are comments asking "will [the site that's closed] be open?" astounds me. It says. It's not a long notice; it's maybe 100 words. Use your eyes you homunculus.
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Sometimes people's lack of reading comprehension astounds me. The fact that, under a notice one of our sites will be closed today, there are comments asking "will [the site that's closed] be open?" astounds me. It says. It's not a long notice; it's maybe 100 words. Use your eyes you homunculus.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The older you get, the less Pointless is about trivia, and the more it is about watching Alexander Armstrong's bald spot slowly grow into a fleshy moon crater.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The older you get, the less Pointless is about trivia, and the more it is about watching Alexander Armstrong's bald spot slowly grow into a fleshy moon crater.
Was minuting a meeting today when somebody said "6 or 7" and my life flashed before my eyes
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Was minuting a meeting today when somebody said "6 or 7" and my life flashed before my eyes