The Festive Ahsley
banner
bneeee.bsky.social
The Festive Ahsley
@bneeee.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a trans girl (she/they) who makes dry observations of the world around me, and occasionally some jokes :P
DID YOU KNOW: To increase revenue, record labels tried to get away with playing Christmas songs year round, they experimented with remixing them to remove all references to Christmas. It didn't go well.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I fear I'm cooked
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Felt bud, might weiser later :P
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Somebody eated the traffic cone 😭😭 can't have shit in england
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If an EMP suddenly took out all the electricity in my area, my only request is that this would be the last image I saw before it went off.
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When I started my job, I did not anticipate having to deal with as many esoteric numbers as I do -_-
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Turning off your watch history on YouTube gets rid of the recommended page, and I decided yesterday to turn my history back on, and YT evidently already knows me quite well because these were the first two shorts it recommended me...
September 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM