egron mechanical whale
@bluevipsack.bsky.social
colour: blue. no, yellow!
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
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inkblot test ass looking app logo
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and there's my edit button, nowhere that's where
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
and there's my edit button, nowhere that's where
not shooting the messenger leaves an enemy collaborator alive, leaves own team thinking themselves hapless wrt opponent action
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
not shooting the messenger leaves an enemy collaborator alive, leaves own team thinking themselves hapless wrt opponent action
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Just ran out into the yard to chase off some Gen Xers drinking out of my hose, but when I went back inside I discovered it had just been a distraction to let Cameron Crowe sneak through the window and fuck my cassette player
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just ran out into the yard to chase off some Gen Xers drinking out of my hose, but when I went back inside I discovered it had just been a distraction to let Cameron Crowe sneak through the window and fuck my cassette player
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one problem a liberaley progressive future society faces is how to present the concrete parts of newer better ways thru authoritarian acts which some plebs ain't gonna outgrow
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
one problem a liberaley progressive future society faces is how to present the concrete parts of newer better ways thru authoritarian acts which some plebs ain't gonna outgrow
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bluesky lets users know someone else logged in on their account by asking for passwords three times weekly.
conduct million dollar drug deals accordingly
conduct million dollar drug deals accordingly
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
bluesky lets users know someone else logged in on their account by asking for passwords three times weekly.
conduct million dollar drug deals accordingly
conduct million dollar drug deals accordingly
i'm also in favour of it, but not waiting for someone else's effort in that regard
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i'm also in favour of it, but not waiting for someone else's effort in that regard
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shout out to this guy for being a world class hater of Roomba
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
shout out to this guy for being a world class hater of Roomba
wo ist Fritz?
well lemme tell you, right now Fritz is eating dry chicken off the bathroom floor
well lemme tell you, right now Fritz is eating dry chicken off the bathroom floor
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
wo ist Fritz?
well lemme tell you, right now Fritz is eating dry chicken off the bathroom floor
well lemme tell you, right now Fritz is eating dry chicken off the bathroom floor
is "modicum of semen" a pleonasm?
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
is "modicum of semen" a pleonasm?
free idea. produce a pair of vr images from single colour + depth map thru ~processing~. medicate anyone who vomits three times
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
free idea. produce a pair of vr images from single colour + depth map thru ~processing~. medicate anyone who vomits three times
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'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
almost back online again. not this cellphone app bullshit but proper wire up my butt and all
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
almost back online again. not this cellphone app bullshit but proper wire up my butt and all
what they don't tell you about sim city is, guzzardo was actually illiterate regarding adult media, so it's ironic
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
what they don't tell you about sim city is, guzzardo was actually illiterate regarding adult media, so it's ironic
all this noise aside did the icc ever prosecute dubya for iraq? no? well then
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
all this noise aside did the icc ever prosecute dubya for iraq? no? well then
judicial immunity is comorbid with getting murdered by ensuring the dead guy's definitely fucking guilty
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
judicial immunity is comorbid with getting murdered by ensuring the dead guy's definitely fucking guilty
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“This is rogue state behavior,” one expert said.
Trump admin reportedly pushing ICC to exempt Trump from war crimes prosecution
“This is rogue state behavior,” one expert said.
therealnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“This is rogue state behavior,” one expert said.
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books
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September 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
books
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"CHRISTMAS PISS" https://bonequest.com/9765
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"CHRISTMAS PISS" https://bonequest.com/9765
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cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
mistaking a distant jackhammer for someone's car stereo, kind of night
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
mistaking a distant jackhammer for someone's car stereo, kind of night
huh. as it turns out, my incorrect squatting, i.e. heels raised, was fixed by learning to turn the thigh around its natural axis w/ leg muscles
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
huh. as it turns out, my incorrect squatting, i.e. heels raised, was fixed by learning to turn the thigh around its natural axis w/ leg muscles