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Lady Emily
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Fæ/Fær🧚‍♂️| Human Rights & Cryptid Wrongs | Level 34 Warlock 🧙| 💍 | QueerCis(ish?)Bi | Eristocratic Matriarch | 😷💉👍 Il Tempo Passa.
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A collection of photographs of the ways my child arranges toys. Usually (but not always!) sets of 4.
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Remember when Donald Trump said that construction of his new $250M ballroom wouldn’t interfere with the existing White House structure?
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Preferably N95s or better
And if you stopped masking it’s okay to start again.

It’s worth it.
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this seems like a true "judges only do this when they're very distressed"
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I feel like they’re burying the lead a bit
I know this is a joke, but it is very tragic that Thetis had a gift of prophecy.
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Sometimes the contamination effects are as if different priorities are loaded into the affected person’s brain, like alien software running on human hardware. The result is chaos.
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From now on, if anyone ever asks me "what is a woman?" the response will be "FUCK THE YANKEES"
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Erez Reuveni spent 15 years as an immigration lawyer for the DOJ.

The Trump administration fired him when he refused to defend their lies about Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Rabbits get garlic breath, too. Pungent aromatics in herbs are a defense mechanism in plants, causing their predators, herbavores, to stink, and thus be easier prey.

If you're a coyote, just look for the hole that smells like cabbage breath.
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every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
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The best fiction writer could not make this shit up.

🐸LONG LIVE THE FROGS 🐸
Hammer that syringe like Martin Luther nailing up his 95 theses to the church door.

You can do it!!
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I had heard ART pretend to be human on the comm before, on the RaviHyral transit station.
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BILLY THE GAY DOLL was a Barbie style fashion doll released in 1997. It was unique, not only for being a gay doll (although not the first gay doll as it was marketed, that honor goes to GAY BOB from the 70's which I've shared an ad of recent) it was also anatomically correct.
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I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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omg I am dying at the exchange in the epilogue 😂
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Lindsey Halligan says I’m not a journalist.

But if you think I am, and you value our our non-profit legal news and analysis, you can support our work here: givebutter.com/journalism/a...

You can also follow me on Substack: annabower.substack.com/about
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)