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@blueheron.bsky.social
The bird is the word, Expert on all things

Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, Hotspur, sports, and life

Chronically ill cause lost the LC lottery and ended up with CFS/ME

TYLER MYERS STAN ACCOUNT

Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did

A very wise bird
Stay safe valley peeps
Flood watches and warnings are in place for many parts of BC. Stay away from rivers and potentially unstable riverbanks. Don't travel unless you have to in impacted areas and follow all evacuation orders and alerts. Visit EmergencyInfoBC.gov.bc.ca and DriveBC.ca for the latest info.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Flood Warning for Fraser Valley East. Rivers have exceeded riverbanks or will exceed them soon in Abbotsford, Chilliwack, Hope and east to Manning Park. Stay clear of riverbanks. Updates: EmergencyInfoBC.gov.bc.ca
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A brutal part of the Canucks being absolute shit this year is that the oilers are kinda shit. Unfortunately we can’t talk shit about them or enjoy it because the Canucks are total shit.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Heads up all my Fraser Valley peeps
Flood Watch for Fraser Valley: Chilliwack, Hope, Abbotsford, Manning Park and rivers (Coquihalla, Skagit, Sumas, Chilliwack). Rivers rising—flooding possible. Stay away from fast water, clear drains, prep for low-lying flooding.

Updates: EmergencyInfoBC.gov.bc.ca
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I just did an Arc Raiders run and exfilled with 80k worth of loot in my back pack. I’d trade it all for a god damn humidifier because thats what I need so of course I cant find them
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Whats better than making soup on a cold December day

Making two soups on a cold December day
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Sources 🚨 Vancouver Whitecaps have triggered the 2026 option in the Thomas Müller contract.

Not that it was ever in doubt. Müller has been very happy in Vancouver and wants to challenge for titles once again.

He will be a Designated Player next season. It should be official soon.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. Extra hard mode, 6 movies you’ve seen 6 times,
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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In the UK and US, platforms reward speed, emotion and identity signalling. Even well-educated people get pulled into distorted information spaces, so the core problem isn’t ignorance, it’s the incentive environment that shapes how information spreads and sticks.
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The real task isn’t “teaching people to spot misinformation.” It’s rebuilding conditions where verification, deliberation and accountability are possible. Critical thinking only works when the world around it gives those skills a place to take root.
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Things not needed beside a score ticker:

Betting odds.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Whitecaps head coach Jesper Sørensen on this season as a whole:

"We cry, but what is important is that we have to be proud of, because I know that we have created something around us that people want to see and watch."

#VWFC
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Too bad. They were right there but Miamis experience was the difference
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Canucks season ticket holders paid 30% more this year for this.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Just to re-iterate how embarrassing it was for Canada to be represented by a drunk no-nothing, coasting off a decades-old legacy. Wayne was an amazing player and obviously did manage *one* team to an incredible achievement in 2002, but him being unable to pronounce multiple countries was pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They’re just giving him this shit because if they dont he’s going to steal the World Cup trophy like he stole the club World Cup trophy. Bad news for all these cowards and suck ups, he’s still going to try and keep the world cup
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Spoke with Axel Schuster this week about his team's remarkable year -- and the fact that a serious potential investor, I've been told, was in attendance for the LAFC playoff game.

Nothing's set to be announced, but clearly the vibes are good in the boardroom.

theprovince.com/sports/socce...
Whitecaps roar into MLS Cup final — still in need of an owner
Here stand your Caps, one win from the summit.
theprovince.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Why was the snowman rummaging through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Why is your government still using the platform?
After being given an order from our CRT and instead of doing the right thing, X refused to fully remove a non-consensual intimate image of a BC resident from its platform. Blocking access to the image only within Canada is not enough. These harmful images shouldn’t be available anywhere.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Bird needs to step his shit fuck fucking shit the fuck up. Numbers like this are fucking embarrassing
@blueheron.bsky.social has swears! They've used 568 profanities in their last 4,275 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (106 times)
🥈 "shit" (103 times)
🥉 "fuck" (72 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@profanity.accountant access me hard
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Vancouver Whitecaps FC.

Western Conference Champions.

Incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM