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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

nearly fell asleep watching this game, something i could not imagine happening a week ago, and granted i’ve had a Very busy weekend but how did we fall so far 🫩

emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

hey turns out i don’t care about EITHER OF THEM

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

i’m old enough to remember when starting pitchers were allowed to throw more than 70 pitches 👵🏻

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

going back and reading my depressed tweets from the beginning of last season for a clinical dose of cope

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · May 2

nick jensen there aren’t enough words in the english language to express how deeply i dislike you

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

HOW????????

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

that would be amazing/potentially deadly

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

love to be 100 canadian tire dollars richer

a crumpled up sens parachute and a canadian tire gift card in an envelope

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

it’s nice to know that for as long as i will be alive, i will never understand goaltender interference

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

kyle turris sighting 😭😭😭🥰🥰😭😭🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭🥰🥰

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 1d

stay tuned as i try to convince myself i have room in my heart for the postseason toronto blue jays AND your middling ottawa senators

the ottawa senators and nashville predators taking warmups at the canadian tire centre

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 19d

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 3d

apple pie cookies with fresh-picked ambrosias, a happy thanksgiving indeed

close-up photo of thumbprint cookies with apple pie filling cooling on a rack

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5d

sens are winning the cup

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 5d

a very go sens go to you and yours, even though i have been unable to get my mind out of let’s go blue jays mode

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 6d

I’m hearing this

Buncha people on my timeline quoting John Schneider saying “start spreading the news bitches!”

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 6d

the Jays beating the Yankees is an important reminder that as dark as things may seem, bad things can still happen to bad people

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 6d

illustration of a man looking into a window with his hands on the glass and saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”. his shirt says “sickos” on it. his head has been replaced by a toronto blue jays baseball mascot’s head

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

i *genuinely* thought the bullpen didn’t have it in them. like i was the ye of little faith 100%. this is the team of destiny

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 9d

white text saying “THE YANKEES, THEY’RE NOT A GOOD TEAM” - Blue Jays’ announcer Buck Martinez, with a photo of Buck waving to the crowd

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

quote “i owe you an apology. i wasn’t really familiar with your game.”

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDD

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

very agnostic but found myself praying to the etsy witches at curling last night and it worked so if it works again now maybe i AM a little theistic

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

oh i totally agree it is a suboptimal time to use him but if jeff hoffman has a sliver of trouble he is SO much more reliable!!!!!!!!

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emma @blownsaves.bsky.social · 6d

if trey doesn’t pitch the 9th i don’t think i can ever watch baseball again

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