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blonkus

@blonkus.bsky.social

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won the 4th grade book reading contest by reading all of the animorphs squirter

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jul 6

jesus christ net worth

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jun 11

Damn, bro is missing his middle finger tho 😪

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jun 5

combination bidet / soda fountain

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · May 26

That’s one of those I think I’ve watched a couple of times because every time I think I’ve not seen it before. Either that or I’ve never seen it and need to watch it

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · May 22

You invented it!!

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · May 22

who else been pissin sitting down for years now?? ✋✋✋

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Mar 27

Just saw your other post, good job!

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Mar 27

Congrats! Where / what are you studying, if I may ask? Partner just got into a program in mi too and is deciding whether to accept

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Mar 2

Wait

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Mar 2

you pegged me!

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Feb 25

I don’t stink, the thick layer of feces on my skin does

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Feb 22

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · Feb 22

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Feb 19

back in my day we had geometry CLASS and we got into actual wars but go off!!!

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Feb 10

ah damn thisn scheduling conflict

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Feb 10

starting a latestt trend— sodomy tuesday

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 28

butter - someone who butts

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Jan 26

let’s hope loving God & each other is the next pandemic 🙌❤️

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 26

nuts are the titties of the dick

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 24

Actually it’s the 9/11 memorial account smh

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 23

Me too. I was in Mrs sotos class. She was a bitch iirc

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 22

The best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 18

I have that same one! For our dog! She didn’t use it!

blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 14

The CEO, putting on his glasses and unfolding a paper with his prepared remarks to the shareholders: “Who knew that she could dance like that?”

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social · Jan 10

He’ll always be David “Fortnite” Wallace to me

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