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BlakerOats

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Blaker/mid-30s/cis/he-him 18+ only please Not an expressly nsfw-art blog-thing, but lets be honest with ourselves, nsfw-art is gonna happen. #myart #fanart #commissions #myocsbyothers #myoldart

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · Oct 22

Just feel it's important to mention to all my new followers: This account will host nsfw "women being large in multiple ways" type art -and- waxing and reposts of film and toku media.
So if you're okay with bbw lady art followed by posts where I talk about my feelings about Godzilla 1985, you're set

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 6h

Wishing you the very best ;w;/

BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 10h

It's just so much fun to have ghosts fully indulge to comical extents that radically re-shape their bodies to cartoonish extents xD

Fantastic work as always ^^

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 3d

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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Kellraiser 8: Kellworld 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · Aug 13

Hiii. I'm a trans woman hoping to get FFS later this year, but I'm in a tight spot financially. Any help you could provide would mean the world to me. Simply sharing this campaign around would also be an enormous help.

Thank you so much.
gofund.me/3dc0b470

Donate to Help Kelly Get Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS), organized by Kelly Warner

Hello! My name is Kelly. I'm a trans woman living in the Midwest seeking… Kelly Warner needs your support for Help Kelly Get Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS)

gofund.me

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Miragenos @miragenos.bsky.social · 13h

You couldn't make Ed, Edd n Eddy now because those kids would just be hawking crypto scams to buy jawbreakers with and the show wouldn't be fun to watch without the wacky hijinks via Eddy's stupidly elaborate scams

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · 1d

through the power of movie magic anything is possible

Digital greyscale comic featuring Gamera, Viras, and Zigra. Gamera is chilling on a beach with some humans while the other two teleport down behind him. Viras calls for his attention and then lifts Zigra, showing that his legs transform into fins when not touching the ground. Viras repeats this again before asking: “That’s weird right? Like, how does he do that?” Gamera looks extremely agitated.

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Craig J. Clark @hoodedjustice.bsky.social · 2d

There's a moment in GAMERA VS. GYAOS where Gyaos has just painfully regenerated the two toes Gamera bit off during their last fight, only for it to bump into a stalactite, which falls right on top of them. It then shuts its eyes for a few seconds, and you know it's thinking, "Stupid, stupid..."

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · Aug 14

really, really dumb, but this wouldnt leave my mind until I finished.
anyways, gyaos vampire joke

A 4 panel grey-scale digital comic. Page 1/2
Panel 1 shows a partially destroyed city with Gyaos sitting beside a cardboard box looking forlorn.
Panel 2 shows Gamera flying towards Gyaos as Gyaos jumps up and excitedly yells "Gamera!"
Panel 3 has Gamera landing in front of Gyaos, Gyaos is shown from the chest up and has a confident expression. He says "I got a cool new thing you may like~!"
In the final panel Gyaos spins around and opens the cardboard box as Gamera watches confused.

A 4 panel grey-scale digital comic. Page 2/2
Panel 1 shows Gyaos from the chest up with his wings outstretched, he has an excited expression and is saying: "Thaa Daaa!" In his mouth is a set of plastic vampire teeth.
Panel 2 has Gyaos pointing to the teeth, he continues speaking with the fake teeth affecting his speech. He says: "Ged it? zecause am a vhambire. Like Thakula. Y'know... Bleh-Blah-Blah. I vaunt to thuck your blaud~!" The speech bubbles flow into the 3rd panel which shows Gyaos grinning. A final speech bubble says: "Thooh... vhat you think?"
Panel 4 is an over-the-shoulder shot with Gyaos as he excitedly looks at Gamera for an answer. Gamera stares at him with a blank expression, he is drawn in a much more realistic style.

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · Aug 13

imagine having to fight one of these guys without laughing when they look directly at you

3 panel digital comic featuring Guiron and Zigra from Gamera. In the first panel they greet each other with agitated expressions. The second and third panels show them both from the front as they stare directly at each other, a perspective that is not exactly flattering.

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · Aug 6

returning to my silly little doodles post artfight, here's Zigra lamenting that he has no friends. L.

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · Jun 7

besties

A 5 panel digital greyscale comic of Gamera and Gyaos from Gamera.

Panel 1 shows a grassy hill with a cave in it, it is midday and there is a sign in the foreground with the text “Gyaos Cave. Keep Out” written on it. Gamera’s tail and part of his shell are visible in the mouth of the cave and a voice from within is asking: “So, how’s the arm?”

Panel 2 shows the inside of the cave, where Gamera and Gyaos are sitting across from each other, both have calm expressions. Gamera is gesturing to his forearm and saying: “All healed! You?” Gyaos replies with “Oh, I am so ready for a rematch. Next time you should rip off my leg.”

Panel 3 is a close up of Gyaos, he is smirking and continues by saying: “And hit me with it.”

Panel 4 shows Gamera from the shoulders up with a concerned expression. He says: “Oh my… Gyaos, that’s horrific!”

Panel 5 is identical except now Gamera appears excited, he continues with: “The kids are gonna LOVE that! There will be so much blood!”

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whoa! @whoa-there.bsky.social · Jun 1

Yeah.

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 13h

I love when snakes just become -lard tubes-

Absolutely amazing work as always ^^

BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

-you understand-

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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · Aug 14

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957, Roger Corman)

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

What about "I'm eating for 3" and in addition to their boobs, they're also including their increasingly huge fat gut?

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 12d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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🔞 ☁︎⋆𝕊𝕃𝔹'𝕤 𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕⋆☁︎ 🔞 @slbskyland.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks and good night, Drew.

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

And here I was thinking "who could possibly top Chomp's gigantic ass?"

BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

Love when it's Spoopy Shark Time

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Kellraiser 8: Kellworld 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 1d

Why do they post, Val? Tell me, why do they post?

A screen grab from the mystery science theater 3000 episode where two dudes are like why don't they look? Why don't they look? (You're deep, Ernie)

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Kellraiser 8: Kellworld 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 1d

Aw yis.

Dawn of The Discs @dawnofthediscsnews.bsky.social · 1d

Now available to pre-order at Lionsgate Limited

THE DESCENT 20TH ANNIVERSARY 4K STEELBOOK

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The Descent in 4K with Dolby Vision®
Includes 4K and Blu-ray™ Theatrical and Unrated Versions

#FilmSky

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BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

My eternal question to these people: Why the hell do you care so much?

BlakerOats @blakeroats.bsky.social · 1d

This is the last thing you hear before your 20ft kitsune gf phases into our dimension to eat all the food in the house

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 5d

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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