The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
Pinned
Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
Ok... Tomorrow is the 1st of December, & this is when the elf makes an appearance. This year though, I've made it a little different, because I made sure that Elfie has a wife!
My Son 14.. Just rolled his eyes.. But my Daughter (8)..is gonna lose her damn mind!! I'm excited, for her excitement! 🤣
My Son 14.. Just rolled his eyes.. But my Daughter (8)..is gonna lose her damn mind!! I'm excited, for her excitement! 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok... Tomorrow is the 1st of December, & this is when the elf makes an appearance. This year though, I've made it a little different, because I made sure that Elfie has a wife!
My Son 14.. Just rolled his eyes.. But my Daughter (8)..is gonna lose her damn mind!! I'm excited, for her excitement! 🤣
My Son 14.. Just rolled his eyes.. But my Daughter (8)..is gonna lose her damn mind!! I'm excited, for her excitement! 🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her voice IS superb though!
I wish I could add immense vocals, to my jokes! 😭😭😭
Her voice IS superb though!
I wish I could add immense vocals, to my jokes! 😭😭😭
I been crying at this for days now 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her voice IS superb though!
I wish I could add immense vocals, to my jokes! 😭😭😭
Her voice IS superb though!
I wish I could add immense vocals, to my jokes! 😭😭😭
My beloved #Arsenal were NOT good today, but we STILL got a point.
Considering our first choice centre-back pairing were injured, AND.... we didn't play well.. a draw, is an EXCELLENT result.
We take that point, and we move.
Considering our first choice centre-back pairing were injured, AND.... we didn't play well.. a draw, is an EXCELLENT result.
We take that point, and we move.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My beloved #Arsenal were NOT good today, but we STILL got a point.
Considering our first choice centre-back pairing were injured, AND.... we didn't play well.. a draw, is an EXCELLENT result.
We take that point, and we move.
Considering our first choice centre-back pairing were injured, AND.... we didn't play well.. a draw, is an EXCELLENT result.
We take that point, and we move.
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You gonna be on stage looking like Uncle Elroy
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You gonna be on stage looking like Uncle Elroy
Your avi...
Let me see it...
Let me see it...
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Your avi...
Let me see it...
Let me see it...
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When someone tells me to keep an eye on the time...
January 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When someone tells me to keep an eye on the time...
Probably these ones...
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Probably these ones...
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I’m still gone eat it
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m still gone eat it
The first Zebra, to stumble across a dark horse:
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The first Zebra, to stumble across a dark horse:
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@bishopcognac.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,381 profanities in their last 11,536 posts.
🥇 "shit" (303 times)
🥈 "fucking" (191 times)
🥉 "damn" (160 times)
🥇 "shit" (303 times)
🥈 "fucking" (191 times)
🥉 "damn" (160 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@bishopcognac.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,381 profanities in their last 11,536 posts.
🥇 "shit" (303 times)
🥈 "fucking" (191 times)
🥉 "damn" (160 times)
🥇 "shit" (303 times)
🥈 "fucking" (191 times)
🥉 "damn" (160 times)
Cleetus Wyatt Bubba Orville Tucker, the third.... Done lost his mind
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cleetus Wyatt Bubba Orville Tucker, the third.... Done lost his mind
Oh... We doing Santa hats?
I'm gonna be lazy, and use my one from last year 🎅🏿
I'm gonna be lazy, and use my one from last year 🎅🏿
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh... We doing Santa hats?
I'm gonna be lazy, and use my one from last year 🎅🏿
I'm gonna be lazy, and use my one from last year 🎅🏿
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If he ain’t like this about me, send him back.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If he ain’t like this about me, send him back.
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
HALLELUJAH!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
HALLELUJAH!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
HALLELUJAH!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
HALLELUJAH!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
LMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!
I hear you and I’m not trying to sway you but I know she had the vice grips back in the day that was oiled up like WD-40
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
LMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!
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She would love and hate to see me coming
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
She would love and hate to see me coming
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Tell me you see this face and not want to
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Tell me you see this face and not want to
When you rocked her world, and the pussy just chillin' like...
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When you rocked her world, and the pussy just chillin' like...
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I could’ve seen me being Jenifer Lewis’ favorite eater back in the day
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I could’ve seen me being Jenifer Lewis’ favorite eater back in the day