The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
Post an image you can hear...
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Post an image you can hear...
Post an image you can hear...
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Post an image you can hear...
Post an image you can hear...
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Post an image you can hear...
They said...
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
They said...
Busta Rhymes: "Put your hands where my eyes can see.."
Me:
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Busta Rhymes: "Put your hands where my eyes can see.."
Me:
Me:
"Yeah, I tripped that nigga Lloyd.. and I'd do it again too!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"Yeah, I tripped that nigga Lloyd.. and I'd do it again too!"
Ok, ok... I was joking before... But this is what I'd REALLY say.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Ok, ok... I was joking before... But this is what I'd REALLY say.
Okaaaaay.... So I've been dismantling, and then building things ALL DAY.
One of the things I dismantled, and then built a new one of... Was a wardrobe... and ladies...
🗣️🔊 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLOTHES, COATS, BOOTS, SHOES.. ETC..?
I'm fed up! My Wife has 258 coats, FOR NO REASON!!!
One of the things I dismantled, and then built a new one of... Was a wardrobe... and ladies...
🗣️🔊 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLOTHES, COATS, BOOTS, SHOES.. ETC..?
I'm fed up! My Wife has 258 coats, FOR NO REASON!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Okaaaaay.... So I've been dismantling, and then building things ALL DAY.
One of the things I dismantled, and then built a new one of... Was a wardrobe... and ladies...
🗣️🔊 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLOTHES, COATS, BOOTS, SHOES.. ETC..?
I'm fed up! My Wife has 258 coats, FOR NO REASON!!!
One of the things I dismantled, and then built a new one of... Was a wardrobe... and ladies...
🗣️🔊 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLOTHES, COATS, BOOTS, SHOES.. ETC..?
I'm fed up! My Wife has 258 coats, FOR NO REASON!!!
🗣️🔊 YEEEOOOW!! It's really Friday for the WHOLE day though!! 🙌🏿
Shoot your shot today. You might as well.
Shoot your shot today. You might as well.
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
🗣️🔊 YEEEOOOW!! It's really Friday for the WHOLE day though!! 🙌🏿
Shoot your shot today. You might as well.
Shoot your shot today. You might as well.
Friday's somewhere right now, like...
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Friday's somewhere right now, like...
Wife: "Babe what do think of this dress?"
Me, checking out all the angles:
Me, checking out all the angles:
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wife: "Babe what do think of this dress?"
Me, checking out all the angles:
Me, checking out all the angles:
What a time! 🙌🏿
The pigeons were maaaad! 😂
The pigeons were maaaad! 😂
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What a time! 🙌🏿
The pigeons were maaaad! 😂
The pigeons were maaaad! 😂
What a time! 🙌🏿
The scrubs were FURIOUS!! 🤣😭
The scrubs were FURIOUS!! 🤣😭
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What a time! 🙌🏿
The scrubs were FURIOUS!! 🤣😭
The scrubs were FURIOUS!! 🤣😭
The shoe said...
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The shoe said...
"That muthafucka Mario, been using my people for far too long!
I say.. NO MORE!"
Tell that short, brick breaking, mushroom addict.. That imma see him in these streets.. and I got more than a few shells, for his bitch ass!"
I say.. NO MORE!"
Tell that short, brick breaking, mushroom addict.. That imma see him in these streets.. and I got more than a few shells, for his bitch ass!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"That muthafucka Mario, been using my people for far too long!
I say.. NO MORE!"
Tell that short, brick breaking, mushroom addict.. That imma see him in these streets.. and I got more than a few shells, for his bitch ass!"
I say.. NO MORE!"
Tell that short, brick breaking, mushroom addict.. That imma see him in these streets.. and I got more than a few shells, for his bitch ass!"
Me, whenever I witness
c🦝🦝nery:
c🦝🦝nery:
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me, whenever I witness
c🦝🦝nery:
c🦝🦝nery:
Nah seriously though... Look at this shit! 🤣😭🤣😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nah seriously though... Look at this shit! 🤣😭🤣😭