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Birbieghoul

@birbiegorl.bsky.social

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You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise. She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.

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Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · May 14

I can come out as a lesbian to anyone I want without shame but if I have to come out as being someone who streams on twitch I think I would rather just die instead

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5h

Might amputate just to be sure

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5h

Troubling times when your very snuggly purring cat starts sniffing a particular spot on your arm and immediately locks in and stops purring.

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5h

Troubling times when your very snuggly purring cat starts sniffing a particular spot on your arm and immediately locks in and stops purring.

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5h

I spend at least 10% of my life trying desperately to pronounce ‘horror’ in any way that doesn’t sound like ‘whore’

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 2d

I wanna know what people's go-to autumnal music is. like what's an artist/album/song that just makes you feel autumn. fall. whatever you call it. mine is Iron And Wine, pretty much any album but mostly The Shepherd's Dog. pleas tell me

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 2d

Just came home to find that the renovations were designed specifically to psychologically torment me so how’s your day going

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2d

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes accountants

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 2d

i wanna go home and play horror games but mandatory renovations in my apartment complex took that from me. suing for emotional damages

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5d

A 2k liked youtube comment is the most attention I’ll ever get and that’s okay. I can bear this weight

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 5d

My biggest bangers are my youtube comments that nobody will ever know were me because the account is just a random username. But let it be known they’re non stop 10/10s

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 6d

and then I said, she jack on my lantern til I O!! lol!!!
i was then stabbed seventeen times

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

This one doesn’t require too much! Just be yourself! We’ll definitely understand what you’re trying to communicate 😜 👻💦

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

Make sure to hold her up to your ear so she can talk to you 💗

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

Couples costume for you and your AI girlfriend this Halloween 🎃💗

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

On my knees repenting before White Jesus because I got mad and said God Damn It. Doing it again because I just did it a second time for this post. I’ll see you all in a week I guess

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

Reading only the headline to an article without verifying the source as reputable and the article as extensive enough means you have rabies. Medically you probably have rabies. Please go to the hospital

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

C.L. Clark ( @clclark.bsky.social ) is my religion. Let’s fucking go. I’m so (not emotionally) ready to devour this

The sovereign, a book by C.L. Clark. The cover contains two beautiful tragic lesbians

The foreword: free palestine

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 8d

Sharing one of my favorite YouTube channels for relaxing because 1. Is good and 2. They don’t use any AI and actually Make everything and have been for years so it’s a real labor of love and they are chill as hell that’s all bye youtu.be/arYLOCYn7Kw?...

Cozy Fall Pie Shop Ambience - Feel Good Autumn Jazz & Rain - No Mid Roll Ads

YouTube video by Calmed By Nature

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 9d

Cool ranch Doritos are called cool American Doritos in the EU. Fun facts with me you’re welcome

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 13d

partner's eye hurt and they didn't know why, so i ask if they rubbed it too much or poked it. turns out they punched themselves in the eye by accident and just Forgot

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Matthew Harrison @matthewharrison.bsky.social · Jun 17

i keep cracking up at this post on AI writing

A reddit post: "Why does my erotica writing AI keep defaulting to yoga and gratitude?"

Text: I’m trying to write steamy romance, not a self-help book on conscious breathing.

Every time the story’s about to get physical, the AI derails into something like: “They paused to reflect on their emotional journey and honor the connection between their bodies.”

Like… NO. That’s not what we were building up to.

Yesterday, the characters stopped mid flirt to recommend deep breathing exercises and partner yoga. It’s like the AI turns into a wellness coach the moment the tension peaks.

Anyone else run into this? How do you keep the AI from shifting tone so hard? Looking for tools or strategies that actually let the heat build without detouring through a spiritual retreat.

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 19d

Taking Tylenol actually made me less autistic because i’ve been told to take it my whole life and I actually was diagnosed and then un-diagnosed with autism later on so connect the dots bozo

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 19d

I saw an instagram reel of a Dutch father giving his kid’s labubu a labaptism and I have decided I must remove the whole country me included. Goodbye

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 20d

Ok i doubt any of my five regular twitch viewers follow me here but if they do hi this is for you: I will be very irregular with my schedule due to the amount of construction noise in my building + the week of 6 october my apartment is going to get surgery too so ya ok that was my PSA, proceed

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 21d

ohhhh wait you guys thought i said RAPTURE? i meant rupture, man... i just ruptured my whole ass... yeah i'm sorry that's a bit awkward lol my bad

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21d

This is one of the more pathetic things I've witnessed.

They're all in the spiritual equivalent of The Cuck Chair but there isn't even any fucking going on.

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 21d

hell yes the christian tiktok rapture people have a livestream on youtube right now

Exodus Livestream 2025!

YouTube video by Medic4Christ

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